Disclaimer: Again? –whines- Ok, ok. Ahem. –clears throat- I hereby declare that I do not –oh what ever…I don't own Inuyasha, end of story. No, no the story's not over! That was a rhetorical statement. On with the story!

Last time: "Hmm, this is going to be extra special for this lecher." Inuyasha said with enthusiasm. "What should it be? Oh yes! I got the perfect idea!" he said, smiling evilly.

Chapter 2

Sango and Kagome giggled while Miroku gulped.

"What- what is it? What are you going to make me do?" he asked nervously.

"Ok, Miroku, it's going to be a dare with two parts." Inuyasha said wickedly.

"Ok, what is it?" asked Miroku apprehensively.

"The first part is that you have to dare me to not have to act like a girl."

"What?" Sango demanded, outraged. "That isn't fair!"

"Yeah!" Kagome agreed.

"You said that we could dare anything!" Inuyasha argued.

"Weeellll…" Sango and Kagome said in unison, not quite sure what to do.

"Ha." Inuyasha said triumphantly.

"Ok," Miroku agreed, happy that Inuyasha was merciful. "What is the 2nd part of the dare?"

"Well, this one is a good one." Inuyasha smiled.

"Oh. Uh oh!" Miroku gulped.

"The 2nd part is: I dare you to act like a girl for the rest of this game, and to flirt with every guy that we meet, except for me." Inuyasha smiled. "This will be good!" he said. Kagome and Sango didn't respond, they were laughing to hard. When they finally were reduced to crazy giggles, Inuyasha spoke again. "So, Miroku, how are you going to do this?" he asked. Miroku, who was silently taking in this information, jumped as the horror of this sunk in, and answered:

"Inuyasha! This is just too cruel!" he sobbed girlishly.

"So?" Inuyasha grinned. "It's your turn and now you have to dare me not to act like a girl, remember?"

"Oh yeah. Ok, Inuyasha I dare youstop laughing!" Miroku shouted.

"Oh-laugh-ok, we –laugh- will." Sango and Kagome agreed, still silently giggling.

"Wait! If he—she is going to flirt with some guys, shouldn't he/she dress up like a girl?" Sango suggested.

"Great idea!" Kagome said. "In fact, I saw this shop over there…there it is!"

"Wait a minute! I'm not going in to shop with you guys! You guys can shop with him-um-her and I'll wait out here." Inuyasha said.

"Fine." They agreed.

They went into the store and bought clothes for Miroku. They got him a purple and gold kimono, and pretty pink sandals.

"Wait Sango!" Kagome said as they inspected him.

"What?" Sango asked.

"He doesn't really look like a girl, I mean…um" Kagome blushed. "He's a little flat, don't you think?"

"Yeah, especially for his age, he shouldn't be that flat if he's really that old and a girl." Sango agreed.

"What? No way am I wearing that stuff!" Miroku yelled.

"But Miroku you have to!" Sango said. "Or else I will permanently embed it into you!" she threatened.

"Fine." He grumbled.

So they got him some stuff to make him look more like a girl (A/N: You know, that stuff), and then they tried to imagine him as a girl.

"Um Sango?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah?" Sango answered.

"His face doesn't look like a girl's face. It looks too boyish." Kagome said.

"True." Sango said as she inspected his ensemble. "What do we need?" Suddenly, Sango and Kagome yelled:

"Make-up!"

"Oh no." groaned Miroku as he was dragged to the "cosmetic section" (A/N: you know, in the feudal era cosmetics)

"Oh yes!" the two girls squealed.

"I absolutely refuse!" Miroku said determinedly. "That's the last straw!"

"No Miroku! You have to! This is Truth or Dare!" Kagome stated. 'Good thing they don't know that you don't necessarily have to do a dare if you really don't want to. Too bad!' She thought.

"Erg! I have to!" Miroku asked/groaned.

"Yes!" They chorused. I'm going to get back at Inuyasha, but how? Miroku wondered as they put foundation and lipstick. I know! I'll dare him to do something! Yeah! That's what I'll do! Now they were putting eyeliner, eye shadow, mascara and blush. 'Wait! I have to dare Inuyasha to not act like a girl. Darn! That Inuyasha is smarter than he looks.' he thought angrily. Now they were putting gold and purple nail polish on his fingernails and girly hot pink on his toenails.

"Do you think he looks good?" Kagome asked, looking critically at his hair.

"Yeah, we just need to fix the hair." Sango stated.

"Yeah…how should we fix his hair?" Kagome pondered.

"Hmm…" Sango thought.

"I have an idea!" they both shouted out. They began whispering and laughing and high-fiving. (A/N: is that what it's called?)

"Stay there, Miroku, we'll be right back with your hair!" They said ecstatically. So they went off and left Miroku sitting in a chair, muttering to himself about how he was going to kill Inuyasha. Finally Kagome and Sango came back, giggling.

"Close your eyes Miroku!" they giggled.

"Fine." Miroku glared, then relented.

"Ok, here it is!" they snickered. They placed a wig, a beautiful wig of wavy hair, cascading down; it was about half a meter long. The colour was a shining black. They placed it on his head, adjusted it, and put a straw hat on top of it. They stepped back, then smiled and then asked:

"Miroku, what should your feminine name be?"

"What? Feminine name?" he asked, fuming.

"Yep! You need a feminine name!" Kagome said, smiling.

"Um…." Said Miroku.

"I know! Mirika!" Sango said, amused.

"That's perfect!" Kagome said, laughing. They brought Miroku—I mean Mirika to a mirror and said

"Mirika, you look great!" Mirika looked at him-herself and was shocked. She actually looked like a girl!

"Ooh! Mirika, I can't wait to show you to Inuyasha!" Kagome said, stifling giggles.

"Oh yeah! I can't wait either! Let's go!" Sango said. They opened the door and saw Inuyasha standing there, very annoyed.

"What took you so long? I was about to go in and see if a demon or Naraku was"he broke off, staring behind them. They smiled, and stepped aside, revealing Miro—Mirika.

"Inuyasha, meet Mirika!" They said harmoniously.

A/N: Well, that's the end of Chapter 2, Chapter 1 was kind of short, don't ya think? Well, not saying that this is an improvement, but ya. I have no idea where this idea came to me. I'm just typing it all down here. Anyway, review!