Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any other characters in this story except for Narrator.
A/N: Oh, I'm so sorry for not updating, but I didn't get the time to update. Sorry! And to Ranma-inu-1049, thanks for the review, but I said in my summary that this would be Inu/Kag. However, Inu/San would be kind of cute too.
Last time: "Ok! I dare you to sleep with Kagome tonight!" Sango said. "And that is six sentences!"
Chapter 5"What? That is ridiculous!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Yeah Sango!" Kagome screamed. "Your life just ended!"
"Ok, I'll change the old dare to kiss every turn." Sango said. She was now very scared of Kagome. She had never seen Kagome this mad.
"Why can't you change the whole new dare?"
" This is truth or dare! That's why!" Sango said decisively. She thought it would be hilarious to see them embarrassed like that. "Come on Inuyasha, it's your turn!"
"Grrr." Inuyasha growled. " Mirika, truth or dare?"
"Finally!" Mirika squealed. "Dare!"
"Ok, I dare you to say: 'I promise never to be perverted ever again.' every time someone laughs or snaps their fingers."
"What? That is impossible!" Mirika said.
"No it isn't, and besides, impossible or not, you still have to do that because this is Truth or Dare." Inuyasha replied. Then the Narrator came.
"From now on, every time someone says Truth or Dare, music shall play." The Narrator said in a bored tone. Inuyasha and the gang all stared at the Narrator and then the Narrator leaved in a puff of smoke.
"Was I imagining that?" Inuyasha asked.
"No, because I saw that too!" Mirika, Sango and Kagome said.
"I wonder who the heck that was. That was kind of scary, don't you think?" Sango asked them. They all nodded. "Now, let's get back to Truth or Dare, shall we?" she asked. As soon as she said "Truth or Dare", a weird music played. It sounded like "Teddy Bear's picnic."
"Can't you pick some better music?" Inuyasha bellowed at the sky. They suddenly saw the face of the Narrator in the sky.
"Excuse me? Are you questioning my taste of music?" asked the Narrator.
"Yes!" Inuyasha yelled, and then he stepped in dung. "Hey! You! Why did some dung suddenly appear here?"
"You questioned my taste of music!" the Narrator replied angrily. The face suddenly disappeared.
"Was that weird or what?" Kagome asked.
"It was definitely weird." Inuyasha said irritably. "HEY!" A stream of dung balls fell onto his head. It was raining dung balls on his head!
"Ooh! Now we know not to insult that person!" Mirika said.
"Excuse me! I am the Narrator!" The Narrator suddenly appeared. Mirika laughed. Then she realized what she did.
"I promise never to be perverted again." Mirika said grumpily. Then she turned back to Inuyasha and his dung ball scenario. Inuyasha tried to run away from the showering dung balls, but they followed him. He just stood there and the dung balls fell even harder. It was a really funny sight.
"Have you learned your lesson?" the Narrator asked.
"YES!" Inuyasha roared. The dung balls stopped. Inuyasha stood there, all stinky from the dung balls.
"Eww! Inuyasha, go clean yourself off!" Kagome commanded.
"No!" Inuyasha replied.
"INUYASHA! SIT BOY!" Kagome yelled.
"Fine! Don't sit me!" Inuyasha yelled back.
"I think we can all take a break." Mirika said.
"Uh Mirika?" Sango asked.
"Yes Lady Sango?"
"We are taking break!"
"Oh."
"Being a girl rots your brain, Mirika."
"Yes Lady Sango."
"Ok…" Sango said nervously. She snapped her fingers and Mirika said:
"I promise never to be perverted again."
"That's better." Sango said. She snapped her fingers again.
"I promise never to be perverted again."
Snap!
"I promise never to be perverted again."
Snap!
"I promise never to be perverted again."
Snap!
"I promise never to be perverted again. Stop!" Mirika begged.
"Ok, ok." Sango gave in. Inuyasha arrived, all clean.
"That's better." Kagome said.
"Come on! Truth or Dare! Whose turn was it?" Mirika asked. The "Teddy Bear's picnic" played.
"Stop saying that!" Inuyasha pleaded. "It's going to drive me insane! Let's just call it T or D."
"Ok, I think it's my turn…right?" Mirika asked. Everyone nodded.
"Ok, Inuyasha, T or D?" he asked.
"You're no fun!" The Narrator complained brattily.
"Ok, let's ignore that. T or D Inuyasha?" Mirika asked.
"Truth!" Inuyasha said.
"Ok, how do you feel about Kagome?" Mirika asked nosily.
"I" Inuyasha blushed. He thought about her, and then about how much she looked like Kikyo. Then he looked over at her. Kagome was blushing, but her fists were clenched. Then Inuyasha thought about how she would give him the worst sitting of his life if he said he hated her. His body ached just thinking about it. He could say he liked her as a friend, but then.
"Well, I would have to say"
A/N: Ooh! What will he say? Cliffy! He he… Anyway, there will be some fluffy-ness of Inuyasha and Kagome in the next chappy, hope ya'll read it! Review and tell me what you think, Narrator and all. See ya!
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