(A/N: Hey all! (cries) Lemme just start out by saying that I love you guys SOOOOOO MUCH! Your reviews really made me feel better and to those who cried, I'm sowwy, buut that ass really pissed me off! And with that said, on with the fic!)


"Rrrr…rrrRRRRGH-I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Duo bellowed, yanking his braid out of frustration.

Akane had been running him ragged ever since the plane had left the ground.

And he wasn't even doing things for her.

It was all stuff for everyone else and the flight staff!

She had had all the flight attendants take seats and push the call button when ever THEY wanted something!

"No matter how trivial or ludicrous!" Akane had told them, "Just ring up my Helper Freak."

And rung him up they had.

Everything ranging from dropped magazines on the floor to French manicures.

Wufei was gonna pay for this-!

"Hey! Slave Freak!" Akane yelled, "Sora wants more juice and the flight attendants want foot massages! Hop to it!"

-after that domineering bitch. OOO! Was she gonna get it!

"Please let plane land soon." Duo moaned as he shuffled to a male flight attendant with size 16 feet.

Quatre shot a look of pity Duo's way as the shoes came off and an invisible wall smacked the braided boy in the face sending him falling to the floor unconscious.


-Later…Dublin, Ireland…-

"Top o'' th' mornin' to ye, Red!" an Irish woman grinned, waving at the group as they entered the terminal.

"Adele, please don't be callin' me that." Akane grumbled, massaging her temples in agitation.

"Butcher name be meanin' red, aye?" the woman known as Adele asked, "I fail t' see th' 'arm."

"Why does Suu-kun like this brain dead whore?" Akane thought to herself, "Oh, wait. I just answered my own question."

"Akane?" Sora whispered, "Whose this?"

"Friend of yours?" Hinode asked.

"Hardly." Akane grumbled.

"Allow me." Domino interrupted, "This is Adele MacMahon. She is a business associate Mr. Miyazaki's."

"Charmed ta meetcha ahm sure!" Adele grinned, answering in rapid Japanese that was hard to follow.

"Uh...yeah, sure...whatever." Wufei said slowly, having grown very dizzy trying to keep up.

"We're gonna be stayin' with her until we leave for Paris." Akane drawled, not looking happy.

"And I be takin' ya t' Guinness on when yer settled." Adele smiled.

"Guinness?" Duo asked, reviving suddenly, "As in The Guinness BREWERY Guinness?"

"Oh brother." Wufei grumbled.

"Tch." Heero grunted.

Trowa was busy reading a visitor's pamphlet and didn't respond.

"Oh aye!" Adele laughed.

Quatre gave a relieved smile, glad that his friend was in brighter spirits.

Trowa looked indifferent as they piled into the stretch limo-van.

"I just want to hurry along to Paris." He thought calmly, loading more bags.

Wufei looked ready to go down for a nap.

"Can I simply remain at the hotel while those fools go touring?" he thought bleakly, "No. No I can't. That woman would never allow it."


Heero and Relena were deep in discussion of how Akane had broken the DVD the moment she had returned to the hotel room.

"Do really think burning it was necessary after breaking it into so many pieces?" Relena asked him.

"From her standpoint? Yes." Heero nodded.

"I see." Relena replied shakily, glancing in the trigger-happy, livewire gangleader's direction.

"Achoo!" Akane sneezed.

"Heep!" Relena squeaked, the teen's senses shocking her.

"Are you catching a cold, Akane?" Quatre asked.

"Ch. No." she snorted, rubbing her nose to rid herself of the persistent itch, "Lemme alone."

Quatre pouted.

Akane had been particularly poisonous towards Quatre as he had held her.

She had spent an hour in the afterward washing off his germs from the U.P.C. (Unwanted Physical Contact)

"There, there Quatre." Sora said comfortingly, snuggling up close.

"We still love ya!" Hinode purred, glomping onto him.

Quatre blushed.

"Um-er, th-that's nice and all-" he stuttered, "-but could you please let me go?"

"Hey Slave Freak!" Akane yelled, "Hurry it UP with those bags ya wussy!"

"Ugh! Make her stoooop!" Duo moaned, invisible under a mountain of luggage.


Soon they arrived the hotel, and Akane had a package waiting at the front desk.

"Miss Kakyoin, if I may." Domino said officiously, snatching it from her.

"Hey!" Sora cried, "That's Aka's!"

"Give it back!" Hinode cried.

"Chill idiots." Akane drawled, "'sokay."

"Huh?" Hinode gaped, "But-but he just-!"

"Listen, Suo's gaming company got really big, really fast." Akane sighed, "Naturally, his competitors weren't happy 'bout that. So they've been tryna scare'm off by targetin' me, Taka, Kazu and Man-nii."

"They are trying to have you killed?" Relena cried, "Over a simple popularity contest?"

"Ch. Add'em to th' list." Akane snorted as Domino handed her the package, declaring it safe, "And I THOUGHT I toldja ta hurry it up with those bags, Slave Freak!"

"My arms…are gonna…explode." Duo squeaked.

Wufei was thoroughly enjoying this little spectacle


The trekked up to the presidential suite and began to unload their things.

From her spot on a king sized bed, Akane shouted out orders to Duo.

"No, not THERE, DUMBASS!" she yelled, "The OTHER left!"

"God, if you love me, strike me down!" Duo cried.

Akane had made him relocate the same dresser five times now.

Apparently, she had to have everything arranged as it was in her room back home.

Either that, or she was just reeeeeally lovin' this whole slave thing and was enjoying torturing her new toy to the fullest extent of her abilities.

I'll let you decide.


Trowa decided Duo needed a break, so he came to the rescue.

Quatre would have too, but he is still trapped in the clutches of the Otaku Twins.

"You have yet to open your parcel." He said serenely, "Why not take the opportunity to open it?"

Akane gave him a look that clearly said, "You aren't Suo. You aren't even RELATED! You can't tell me what to do, so NYEH!"

"Yeah, Aka!" Sora cheered, still snuggling up to Quatre, "Open it!"

"We wanna know what is!" Hinode cried, nuzzling the crook of Quatre's neck, making him go very, VERRRRRRRRY red.

Akane gave them an exasperated look that said, "I can't believe you're asking me to do ANYTHING while you're almost/kinda/sorta making out with that Animanga Freak!"

"Pleeeeeeeeeeease?" they begged, still glommed onto Quatre.

"...fine." Akane snapped, ripping off the duct tape in one swift motion.


Lifting the cardboard flaps, she peered inside.

"…Domino…" she murmured quietly, "Did you…did you tell him what happened-?"

"Of course not ma'am." He said, looking very offended, "It's not my business to tell."

Akane lifted out a small wooden statuary.

"I did, however, tell Mr. Miyazaki you haven't been sleeping well lately." Domino said as three more statues appeared out of the box.

"I see." Akane said, looking relieved, "Thank you."

She got up and walked over to the 7' 2" giant, currently looking very stressed, and gestured with her hand that he should lean down.

"Lemme hug you for a sec." She said, wrapping her arms around him as far as they could reach, acting very OOC, "You look like you need a hug."

She let him go and returned to her spot on the bed.

"Shisa." Wufei noted, taking in the statues.

"Huh?" Duo asked, "She's wah?"

"No, shithead." Akane growled, "Shisa. Guardian lion-dogs. They're supposed to ward off demons and the evil spirits who cause nightmares. There's four. One for each of my brothers."

"Aw, Isn't that sweet?" Sora cooed.

"Stupid? Definitely.Childish? Nodoubt.But sweet none the less." Akane snorted, shaking her head and inspecting the innards of the box again.


There was another DVD that had written across the front: DESTROY AFTER WATCHING!

"Now that's unusual." Relena remarked.

"Agreed." Heero nodded.

Akane was already over at the DVD player, nervously inserting it into the machine.

"Please not another freaky anime where they find out more than they're sposda." She begged silently, pressing play.

What met her eyes made her gasp…

…and fall to the floor with laughter.

Everyone soon joined in (even Mr. Perfect Soldier and Sir Stone Face)

There on the big screen, was Suo, Takaomi, Mannen and Kazuo.

All three were cross dressing (very badly) and were lip-syncing the Spice Girls, "Say You'll Be There."

As soon as the song ended, the four drag queens got even closer to the screen, making the laughter before seem infinitesimal by comparison.


"Hey sis!" Kazuo grinned, "We heard from D-dude that you were down!"

"Hope our show made ya feel better!" Mannen laughed.

"Remember!" Takaomi snickered, "Don't Fear the Reaper!"

"I resent that!" Duo yelled.

"Take care and remember, Destroy This After You've finished." Suo growled.

"BYYYYYYYYEEEE!" They yelled, waving furiously as the screen blacked out.

"Yuh-you've gotta admit, my brother's've got great legs!" Akane managed to choke out before busting up laughing again.

"Destroy that thing?" Sora gaped through peals of laughter, "Hell no!"

"You could hold this over them the rest of their lives!" Hinode hooted.

"No shit!" Akane howled, "Destroy after watching my ASS! This'll be good for blackmail for-EH-ver! NOW WHOSE UP FOR GUINNESS?"

"MEMEME!" Duo shouted.

"Did I GIVE you permission to speak?" Akane yelled.

"Nnnooo...damn it!" Duo shouted.

Wufei came close to passing out from lack of air.

"Then let's HEAD OUT TROOPS!" Akane whooped, "ONE TWO! ONE TWO! ONE TWO!"


(A/N: The gang tours Guinness! Another drinking game and-he did NOT just think THAT! R&R!)