(A/N: Hey all! Thank you for all your reviews! And now, here's the next chappie!)
"Can you believe all those hops?" Quatre said, acting surprisingly giddy for one who was only a social drinker.
"You could've swum in'm!" Duo crowed, face appropriately flushed with excitement, but rather swollen and covered with fresh bruises and bleeding cuts.
"Whadd're you talkin' about Duo?" Sora laughed.
"You DID swim in'm!" Hinode snickered.
"And ALMOST got us banned for LIFE!" Akane snarled, glaring at the braided pilot ferociously.
Please note that Duo, no matter how badly battered, is still alive.
If he had in fact gotten them banned for life, he wouldn't still be among the living.
"He said he was sorry." Relena said soothingly.
"Funny, I thought I heard a voice." Akane said sarcastically, "But it must've just been a dumb blonde takin' a crack at an intelligent response."
Relena looked at the floor and sniffled.
Heero glared at Akane and withdrew his lil' friend: a Haskell 45 Auto Pistol.
"Apologize." He growled.
Akane began to snicker…then busted up laughing.
"Oh real bright, shit-fer-brains!" she howled, "Firin' off a round in a buildin' filled with ALCOHOL!"
Heero's cheeks tinged pink.
Wufei began to snicker.
Trowa's emotionless mask dissolved into the tiniest of smirks.
Quatre chuckled softly despite himself.
"Gawd whadda dumbass!" Akane continued to laugh, walking off.
"Don't listen to her Heero." Relena said comfortingly, "She doesn't know anything."
"What are you talking about?" Heero thought to himself irritably as they exited the brewery, "She's absolutely right!"
-Later…Back At Merrion Hotel…-
Akane sat hunched over on the bed, uploading the pictures taken of the huge antique brewpots, kegs of original Guinness, as well as memorabilia, onto her laptop and sending them to Takaomi.
"Heh." She snickered, "If that doesn't make'm jealous, I don't know what will."
"Oi, Aka!" Sora shouted from the next room, "We're all set!"
"Yeah!" Hinode yelled, "Hurry up!"
"Comin'!" Akane yelled, snapping the laptop shut and leaping off the bed.
The group had, of course, purchased a great deal of alcohol while at the brewery.
The bottles we're spread out on the floor in front of the T.V. and everybody waited for the explanation.
"Okay, it goes like this." Akane said evenly, Inserting four DVD's into the DVD changer, "We're watching seasons one through four of South Park. Everyone pick out a character now."
"Wendy!" Sora yelled.
"Bebe!" Hinode cried.
"The street." Akane drawled, a big smirk on her face.
"Um…I'm not familiar with this show." Relena said tentatively.
"Neither are we." Wufei snorted.
"Here's a list of characters." Sora smiled, holding out a sheet of paper with names and pictures.
"You really want the street Aka?" Hinode asked in a whisper.
"Mmm-hm." Akane smirked.
"Ummm…I guess I'll take Kenny." Quatre murmured.
"I'll take…Cartman…I guess." Wufei muttered.
"…Mr. Mackey…" Trowa mumbled.
"I suppose I'll take the Mayor." Relena mused.
"…Towlie…" Heero grunted.
"Then I guess I'll take Chef…whoever That is." Duo grinned.
"Good." Akane smirked, "The way this games works is this: we watch the show. Every time your character appears on screen? You take a swig of beer."
Everyone gaped at her.
"And you chose the STREET?" Wufei cried.
"Damn straight." Akane smirked, "I wanna get blitzed, and I don't wannamess around. Now then…let's get started."
Poor boys.
If only they were a little more familiar with the show.
Akane pressed play.
Wufei, having chosen Cartman, had to take a couple swigs right from the get go.
And bear in mind, it takes nothing to get him tanked.
So when he leapt on top of the dresser and started stripping again…well, needless to say, Sora and Hinode were verrrrrrry happy.
"LOOSH TH' SHIRT!" Hinode shrieked as Wufei began messily unbuttoning his top.
"TH' PANSH! FER GODSH SHAKESH! LOOSH TH' PANSH!" Sora yelled.
Quatre had to take almost twice as many drags of beer as Wufei.
And the once softspoken boy became…-koff-…very friendly towards the inebriated Relena.
"Yeh know shumthin'?" he slurred, slumping over her, "Yeew…are won hhhawt woman. If ah wuzzn' ingaged I'd be on yew like that!"
He had to try three times before successfully snapping his fingers.
Heero, being the cheap drunk that he was, pulled the drunk woman away sloppily.
"Back off, Winner!" he yelled loudly, "Sheesh mine, dammit!"
Relena was giggling like mad, being as previously stated, VERY hammered as she chose the Mayor.
"Now c'mon, Hee-chan!" she slurred, grinning sloppily, "Haventcha e'er hearda a threes'm?"
Trowa, remember, chose Mr. Mackey, and if you'll recall, is a lightweight.
Needless to say, he got very chatty, very fast.
In what way?
He began quoting his character's lines.
"Uh, drugs're bay-ad, m'kay?" He cited along with the construction paper cutout.
Duo, like Akane, could hold his liquor, but because he had chosen Chef, he was already on his third bottle and just starting to feel the effects of inebriation sinking in.
"Man, why duz this guy hafta pop up s'much?" he wondered, taking another swig as Chef broke into song.
Since Akane had chosen the street of all things, she was getting very close to her goal of being totally blitzed (as the street blips up every five or six seconds)
If you'll remember from the first saga, Akane undergoes a drastic personality change when smashed.
So when she crawled over to the nearly-drunk Duo and rested herchin on his shoulder, he was of course, a little nervous.
"What's she up to now?" He thought warily, eyeing her carefully, but too timorous to move her.
"Y' know sumthin'?" She asked, smiling at him (not a typo: S-M-I-L-E)
"W-what?" Duo asked guardedly.
"Beer is a good thing!" she grinned, hugging him tightly from behind and taking another swig, "Reeeeeally takes th' edge off doncha think?"
Duo blinked.
Then breathed a sigh of relief.
"Yeah." he nodded, noting chef back on screen and taking another gulp, "Really helpsya relax."
He really preferred the drunk Akane to her sober.
She was so much nicer to be around.
And she smiled more.
"She's cute when she smi-yai-YAI! I DIDNOTJUSTTHINKTHAT!" Duo thought in a panic, "Not about THAT violent bitch! That's like thinking DOROTHY'S adorable! Never gonna happen!"
Akane didn't notice Duo' freak out as she was taking another biiiiiiig swig of Guinness, snickering as Cartman farted fire.
Never fear Duo.
It's just the beer talking…probably.
-Next Morning…-
The sounds of vomiting met Duo's ears.
It automatically turned his stomach and made him rush for the bathroom.
When he reached it, he found, to his horror, it was locked.
Without really thinking, he threw open the door, and ran out into the hall, hurling into a potted plant.
Akane stood out on the balcony smoking, having already sluiced herself of the hangover, listening to the early morning symphony of the "Hangover Opus" as performed by the G-boys, Relena Peacecraft and the Otaku Twins.
"So…we head out for Paris today…" she murmured, exhaling smoke, "…they have some great wineries there…and It would be a great opportunity to ditch D-man again…heh heh heh."
In his sleep, Domino sneezed.
(A/N: Bonjour mes amis! Let's see how the Parisians handle these anime charas made real.Viva le France! R&R!)
