Umm…yea….Chapter…three…yea…no stupid Aya-ish retard remarks…RETARDS ALL DA WAY!
Disclaiming time!
I…do…NOT…own ..Naruto….only…the…plot…laugh…out…loud
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"HEY IT'S KEITH!" Louie called
"Where?" Russel called. "Oh Over there! And he's in a….wedgie?"
"Omg we've gotta save him! C'mon Kiba! Akamaru!" Aya called watching and helping Kiba.
"Hey, Sarah, Let's go" Gaara called although he was already ahead by a lot.
"Huh? Kay." Sarah whispered. 'He said my name. maybe he likes me…I mean a little bit.' Sarah thought as she once again subconsciously hit her head. "Hey wait for me! Sarah called jumping of the clouds (ya know the sand thingys?)
"Hey, a shiny thing…A PENNY! A shiny penny." Aya said out loud.
"Pick it up. Then you'll have good luck!…at least that what the saying is." Kiba informed. So Aya and Kiba bent down to pick it up. And strangely at that exact moment…BANG! Sarah tripped right over Aya and fell over screaming. And Gaara turned around to check why when…BOOM! She and Gaara made mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
"Umm…That was about 10 seconds you stayed together." Russel said…rather loudly.
"Shut Up Russel! Your just jealous cause you didn't kiss a girl yet!" Aya yelled trying to defend both her friends. Actually Gaara was just some super hot guy who was occupied by Sarah but, oh well right? "…WOAH! Dude you just kissed a girl and your not even blushing! I mean look at HER she looks like a cherry tomato!"
"Are you saying I look small, Aya?"
"Uh…Yah. Why do you ask?"
"Ugh! Nevermind."
"Well, Why aren't you blushing?" Russel asked Gaara. Partly cause Sarah was one of his best friends and partly cause IT'S GAARA! I mean c'mon! It's not every day your best friends gets kissed by a guy like that!
"Why should I? I'm no Pervert." And with that said, everybody except Russel and Gaara and the other I'm-to-cool-or-just-plain-lazy-to-care-guys laughed as hard as humanly possible. Or in this case, as Aya-Sarah-Louie-and-the-other-immature-Naruto-Characters-ly possible.
"Yah Russel. He's no pervert!" Aya laughed. She fell over and landed on Kiba. But she kept laughing anyways.
"Hey what about that Keith guy?" Shino said. Wow Shino, this is like the first time he said something in my Fanfic.
"Hey you talked…Oh Yeah Keith…Uhh." Russel slammed his fist into his palm and looked around looking for where they had last seen Keith.
Everybody split up Naruto, Kiba and Aya looked near the rivers and muddy parts. Sarah, Gaara and Russel looked in the trees as in in the higher branches. Sasuke, Neji and Lee Looked in the bushes, but the truth is Neji and Sasuke just slacked of while Lee did most of the searching. Shikamaru, Louie and Jamaica looked in the meadow and Shikamaru slacked off with Sasuke and Neji. And Shino? Well he had a lot of bugs everywhere so he just stayed with 'The Guys' and listened to his bugs for any news.
--The Guys--
"So, Why do you think Gaara went looking? He'd normally be with us wouldn't he?" Sasuke asked wondering why his third-but-he-doesn't-like-to show-it-best-friend wasn't with 'the Guys'.
"Hn, Maybe he found us to troublesome." Shikamaru said looking at the clear blue sky.
"Hey, Do you think he likes that girl?" Neji suddenly said.
"Which girl? The one with the half pony tail?" Sasuke wondered
"No."
"The girl with headband?" Shino surprisingly asked.
"No."
"Kuso, you guys the girl with the glasses, right Neji?" Shikamaru said slightly annoyed, but, seriously, when is he never annoyed.
"Yeah. Do you guys think he likes her? I mean he got his first kiss from her right?" Neji suddenly became a dating expert.
"Since when did you become an expert on girls?" Shikamaru asked curiously.
"I never did I just thought that you know if they were like that…then…he'd actually get a heart!" Neji asked. But he was really trying to think it but he thought it out loud…which kinda sucked.
"I bet he just knows a lot cause he's surrounded by girls. You Know Hinata and Hanabi. Either that or your just gay." Sasuke said eyeing Neji very Suspiciously.
"Okay…Yah…I'll go with the first part…yah. Anyway I'm pretty sure Gaara likes that girl."
"…" Shino DIDN'T Say.
"Riiiight" Said Shikamaru even though Shino said ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
---the OTHER people-who-aren't-cool-enough-to-be-with-the-guys-or-are-to-happy-to-be-with-the guys-or-who-are-girls (wow that's a long name)--
"What do you think they're talking about Kiba?" Aya asked while she was checking behind the ridiculously large rock that was big enough to hide EVERYBODY behind it.
"Who knows?…" Kiba replied waiting for Akamaru to finish what he had to say. "Akamaru said that he heard the others talk about your friend. The one with glasses."
"Russel? Why?" Aya asked.
"No the girl. The one who kissed Gaara…on the lips…like that…and he didn't kill her…and they were together for about 10 seconds…"
"OKAY I GET! " Aya yelled which scared all 3 of them, and I mean all three as in Akamaru, Kiba and Naruto, who fell out of the tree he was climbing.
"Kiba can you ask Akamaru to listen in on (oh here it comes) 'The guys'?" Aya asked in a p!ssed kind of way.
"Yah…sure…you heard her Akamaru." and with that said Akamaru ran of to spy on 'the guys'.
----The Guys---
"I think she heard." Shikamaru said freaking out over the fact that Aya seriously spazzed out on Kiba JUST for bad-mouthing Sarah.
"Who cares?" Neji said coldly. "She's just some girl who's p!ssed about her friend.
"What do you mean who cares, Hyuuga? What if people were making fun of Tenten? Or Hinata? Wouldn't you be p!ssed to?" of course Sasuke asked that I mean who else calls Neji Hyuuga?
"…That's different." Neji retorted.
"How?" asked Shikamaru only ever so slightly interested.
"…It- it just is, okay?" Neji said, with his BYAKUGAN on! And with that nobody spoke back to Neji.
'COME ON! TALK ABOUT THE GOOD CRAP!' Akamaru screamed…barked in his mind.
"Well still, I do think Gaara likes that eye-glassed, short, tiny sized mini girl." Neji pondered...OUT LOUD!
"Yeah. She IS small isn't she." Shikamaru said.
"Yeah…I think she's smaller then Naruto." Sasuke said.
"…" Shino-uh…un-said?
------Back with Aya and Kiba and possibly even Naruto-----
"Hey you guys, Akamaru's Back!" Kiba called to his two friends when he saw his best friend coming.
"So, What did he learn?" Aya asked when Akamaru jumped on top of Kiba's head, where he usually sits.
After 5 minutes of explaining…
"THAT JERK! GRRR TEME! I'LL KILL HIM!" Naruto yelled/whispered as, Aya and Kiba restrained him.
"LOOK NARUTO I'M MAD TO BUT WE'VE GOTTA HAVE SELF CONROL!" Aya ALSO yelled/screamed at Naruto. She was mad and wanted to spazz as well.
---Russel, Gaara and Sarah----
"What are those guys spazzing about for? And why aren't THOSE ('The Guys') guys working?" Sarah wondered looking at Aya's demented group and Neji's lazy group.
"Those guys are the group I normally stay with." Gaara replied.
"And Aya's just always a weirdo retard like that." Russel said.
"Yah and you aren't Russel?" Gaara said.
"Burn." Sarah said.
"At least he knows my name!" Russel retorted.
"I know all your names now." Gaara said again! WOAH! THAT'S LIKE A RECORD!
"…fine then Sarah you got me this time." Russel…surrendered? Whoa! Like since when did THAT Happen?…oh yah right now. Hehehe stupid me.
"Are you two...boyfriend and girlfriend?" Gaara asked.
"WHAT? EWW NO!" Sarah screamed out.
"Aww man no! she's to ugly and not good enough." Russel explained.
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WHAM! SLAP! BANG! BOOOM! And last.. (-hi-)SLAP!
"Wow. That looks…painful…kind of like what Temari does to Kankuro." Gaara observed the two fight. Well actually SARAH fought and Russel either coward behind Gaara (who always walked away) OR ran way OR (this is my favourite one) SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL! Hey SARAH! LOUIE! KUYA MARK! AND ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS WHO R READING THIS PICTURE THAT!…Eww!
"HEY YOU GUYS! I FOUND KEITH!" Louie called. And Keith? He was still in that unusually large wedgie. And Everyone ran to the tree he was hanging on leaving a beaten up pulp that looked like…Russel?
"Hey Sarah where's Russel?" asked Jamaica asked.
"He's…hurt." Sarah said angrily/evilly/menacingly/a-whole-lot-of-other-things-that-define-anger-and-insanity
------David and the girls of Naruto-----
"AIEEEEEEEEEEE!" Screamed a trailer as an insane boy and his older brother drove insanely down a highway on their way back to the studio where the "T.V show was being shot.
"MARK I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU COULD DRIVE!" David screamed.
"I SAID THAT SO I COULD JOIN THE SHOW!"
"WHAT! OH NO! I'M GOING TO DIE YOUNG!"
"WHAT ABOUT US! WE'RE IN A TRAILER THAT SMALLES! AND WE'RE BEING TOSSED AROUND!" Sakura screamed as loudly as possible.
"MARK WATCH OUT AN OLD LADY!" they dodged the old lady.
"MARK WATCH OUT! A LITTLE GIRL WITH A ICE CREAM CONE!" they dodged the little girl.
MARK WATCH OUT! IT'S…KANKURO?" The dodged Kanuro but kept looking back and then---
"MAAAAAAAAARK!"
---back to the others---
Bang! Keith and the tree branch fell as Neji cut it off with his jyukken(sp?)
"Hey wait…my girlfriend-is-in-trouble-senses are tingling!" NAruto said. Okay why didn't he feel that when David just started to kidnap them?
"Hey…mine too." said…SASUKE?
"Same." and this time it was…NEJI? Whoa those two were unexpected!
"You have girlfriend senses?" Russel asked.
"No. we have Girlfriends-are-in-trouble senses." Naruto corrected and the other two..agreed? Wow this should be a humor/horror story..not a humor/romance!
"I feel soo left out right now." Kiba said.
"Why?" Aya asked. Ahaha! OO BURN! BURN KIBA! BUUURN! AYA ASKED YOU DAT! OOOOOOO!
"Uh--NO REASON!" Kiba explained quickly.
"Oh…okay." Strangely all the concern in Aya was replaced with..oh no..here it comes…get ready for it…CHOCOLATE! AHHH! No just kidding.
"Oh NO! Keith wake up!" Jamaica screamed..he didn't wake. She tried about three more times and then wehr he was ABOUT to wake up. BANG! Jamaica kicked him…that's right. She kicked him. Right in the face.
"OH! NICE JOB JAMAICA! BRING HIM DOWN WHEN HE'S ALMOST UP!" Sarah scolded. Woah Sarah scolded a 13 year old! That's like HAHA!
"What? I didn't mean to." Jamaica said. But everyone already didn't really care and walked off.
"HEY! What about me! And HIM!" Jamaica called.
"I don't know carry him yourself I guess." Aya called.
"Where's Sasuke. He'll help me." Jamaica said.
"No I won't ." Sasuke said normally. Ugh! Finally! He said something Sasuke-ish.
And everybody walked back to the studio leaving Jamaica to carry Keith.
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What will happen to Mark and David? What DID happen to Mark and David?
Will Keith and Jamaica be together in this fic?
Or will keith end up with someone…or someTHING else
Review plz.!
