Okay…yah…sorry my stories r confusing you guys! Hehehe o well
Disclaimer: I. Do. Not. OWN. Naruto. Or. I. would. Be. FREAKIN RICH!
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"Whoa."
"Whoa…"
"I just shook hands with death." David said. "And…And its all your FAULT!" DAVID SCREAMED!
"WHAT? NO IT'S NOT!" Paul Mark suddenly yelled. "You SHOULDN'T HAVE CAME!"
"You ASKED!" David.
"You--"
"HA! You can't even THINK OF ANYTHING KUYA! David as a matter of factly screamed.
Well yes.. The boys made it back their alive. And not Dead! What a shame.. Hahaha I'm Joking...Kind of. But You get it. Oh Yes and Kankuro? He's there too. What? With girls there. Speaking of the girls--
"Hey , Why do you think we're here?" Sakura asked timidly.
"S-s-sakura-Chan I think he said that we were going to be with our boyfriends on a T.V show." Off course only Hinata stutters like that so of course it was Hinata who said that. I mean COME ON PPL! Who do you think it was Temari? Pffft. (Hahaha that's Sarah's favourite saying…okay…okay…I'm good…I'm good)
"Yah, FOREHEAD (O.o Wow) What did you think? He was Going to Molest us!" In Shouted. 'Of course that's what I thought but…OH WELL!'
"Oh yah? Well your Mind Switch didn't work!" Sakura argued.
"Well at least I HAVE a jutsu FOREHEAD!" Ino said. Wait I don't have a jutsu! Ugh! HOW RUDE OF HER! How dare she! What a -hi-! I don't have a super awesome jutsu! Louie doesn't! Russel Doesn't! Sarah doesn't! David doesn't! Paul Mark doesn't! Not that many people do! What a pig!…Wait...Ino IS a pig...no...she's a BOAR! AHA! That's WORSE than a pig! They're FATTER! AAHAHHAH! Ohhhh! Take THAT! Ino-BOAR! Yah...that's mine not Ino-pig, Ino-BOAR! Ohhhhhh…but…Boar rhymes with who--
Okay anyway while those to argued, The others were just on their way back to the studio.
---Team C---
"Hey, Gaara,' Aya jumped out to land beside him. 'So…you kinda kissed my Best Friend."
"Kinda?" Gaara asked not even bothering to turn towards Aya.
"Okay then you DID. So, Do you like her? I mean any more then you did before?" She questioned (obviously Aya Asked this. Gaara ain't a 'she')
"What?"
"Nothing, Nevermind" follow the dialogue people it goes Aya, Gaara, Aya, Gaara, This is Aya, and the next will be Gaara and so on…)
"Hn, why do you even care? In fact what business do you have in this?"
"Wow, you're touchy a guy who doesn't have a emotions! Maybe you do! Maybe you DO like her! Admit it!"
"No."
"Yes."
"…"
Fine then, No."
"Yes."
"Oh, so you do like her?"
"Yes, NO!"
"AHA! You said YES first! Which means you DO! But I won't tell."
Yes that was very confusing but people follow the dialogue! And use Logic would Aya say "…" NO! SHE WOULDN'T! SHE WOULD TALK!
"Hey, Kiba! Your CUTE!" Sarah said stepping up beside Kiba/
"Uh…Don't you like Gaara?"
"Yah."
"Then Why'd you just say that I'm cute?"
"Cause you are. But I only think that." Sarah said innocently. (okay there follow the dialogue from there. Remember next will be Kiba then Sarah and so on…)
"What do you mean 'think'?" Kiba asked suspiciously 'Is she two-timing Gaara?'
"Aya KNOWS it."
"Sh-she does?"
"Oh, Yah! Though she doesn't really show she Knows!"
"Really?"
"Without the Shadow-of-a-doubt!" Sarah said as she stepped back to have a chat with Louie, whom I have been neglecting up till now.
"Did yah hear that Akamaru? She Likes me!" Kiba said happily. And Akamaru barked.
"What? What do you mean she likes you better?" Okay now it's Kiba, Akamaru and so on…actually...it's just Kiba…
"NO! I mean as like you know like she like-likes me! Not as in pet-type-likes me!"
Akamaru again barked.
"Yes I'm sure it's not the Master-pet relationship…Yes, I'm Sure Sarah meant the boyfriend-girlfriend…BUT NOT THAT EXTREME!"
'Yah Right…You sooo want it to be that extreme.' Akamaru thought.
---Team A--
Hey your that pervert "right?" Neji said to none other then RUSSEL!
"NO! I'm only a pervert to Aya and Sarah because it's funny how UGLY their faces get when they get shocked."
"…"
And with that word from that…
"OH MY GOSH! YOU'RE SHINO!"
"…" Shino…didn't say. 'Oh No…why'd I have to suddenly have a fan NOW'
"WOW! Your like super cool and super strong and super awesome! And wow…do you EVER take off your--"
"NO! DON'T START STRIPPING PLEASE!" Neji suddenly screamed startling everyone. And everyone was the birds and the bees (not that you pervs!) and Shino and Russel and the bugs.
"I was going to ask if he ever took off his glasses." Russel whimpered.
"Oh, uh…then I really had no right to say that…did I."
Both Shino and Russel shook their heads.
'But then…has Shino ever taken off his coat?' Russel wondered…FANATICLY!
"Uhh…Please…stop…going…near…me" Shino said. And he sounded Scared…WOW!
"I'm not going near you." Russel said and he wasn't anywhere near Shino in fact he was about…3and one quarter meters away from him…go figure.
"Then…why do get such an eerie feeling…" Shino asked and when he turned around…
--Team B--
"Hey, Teme, where's Lee?" Naruto (Okay it goes...Naruto, Sasuke...and soo on)
"How should I know, dobe?"
"You're a genius!"
And with that the two argued while Shikamaru said "Mendokuse."
And then…
"WHOO! WATCH GONNA DO WIT ALL DAT JUNK ALL DAT JUNK INSIDE YOUR TRUNK!"
Apparently Lee stole Russel's Discman and listened to 'My Humps'. And he and Russel started dancing to the beat! YEA! That's scary in a way that like super funny…But if you imagine it…GAH! MY EYES! THE BUIRN! AHH! IT FELT LIKE LOOKING AT A THOUSAND BURNING SUNS! NO! It's LIKE DYING!
Okay.
"MY VIRGIN EYES!" Screamed Louie as he witnessed his best friend and Rocklee Dancing MY HUMPS…Fergie's Dance.
"SAVE ME!" Aya screamed as she choked Akamaru..who hoped he'd die in the process after seeing that.
"That's not right! THAT'S BAD! BAD! BAD! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Sarah screamed
"…he's…a swayer?" Gaara questioned.
"Ohmygosh..I have….homophobia." Kiba said not making ANY eye contact. But things get worse…
"WATCHA GONN DO WITH ALL THAT BREAST, ALL THAT BREAST INSIED YOUR SHIRT!" SHINO sang out loud.
"I'M GONNA MAKE, MAKE, MAKE YOU WORK MAKE YOU WORK, WORK, MAKE YOU WORK!" Lee sang and both did the actions…and everybody…
"RUN! RUN AWAY!" Louie screamed.
"RUN RUN!(as fast as you can you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man! that's not part of the story)" Russel, snapped out of it, shouted. Yes he snapped out when his ninja Hero sang&THAT part…cause seriously…that wrong…singing it to another guy?…
After that traumatizing …incident. Everybody got back to the studio..
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"Kuya Mark!" The first 6 rushed to greet their not-so-beloved Kuya.
"Hey did you guys get the girls?" Russel asked. How typical.
"Yah." Mark said
"How'd yah get here? You cant drive your still FIFTEEN." Aya asked. And David…glared.
"Uh…hehehe, Let's not talk about that, hmm?" Mark slightly answered he question.
"Hey." Neji called. Remember Tenten was there so Neji was obviously p1$$3D off.
"Yah! Where's Hinata!" Naruto called REALLY p1$$3D.
And Lastly…"IF Sakura is dead you will be dead." Yah Sasuke you -hi-holes.
"Who…Me? Or my little brother..." Mark asked.
"Your brother's the messenger isn't he? He will."
"Oh...well okay…but they're not dead." Mark answered 'At least I hope they're not.'
And when he opened the door the girls ran to their respective boyfriend and Ino…stood there and pouted…while Temari hit on…MARK! WTY! That's like mental…no offense Kuya…but still! That like…hmm...wait lemme picture that…Yah actually...it's nice…NEW COUPLE ALERT! Yes a new couple has emerged from the back of my mind yes…a new scheme yes…WAIT! TWO NEW COUPLES! Yes…Yes...Ye-e-e-e-e-e-es.
"Hey Ino...What's wrong?" Russel asked…he went from SUPER-SUAVE COOL GUY to KIND-HEARTED COOL GUY.
"Nothing." Ino said turning away.
'Hmm…Russel thought for a while...thinking carefully about the…situation. 'There are a lot of couples I see now. Yes. Gaara and Sarah. Yes they fit nicely…sorry Choji…Kiba and Aya…perfect…two hyper active Big mouths…Kuya Mark and Temari?...Yes…Yes that fits nicely…yes…I shall now bring together my 'PLAN OF LOVE'! But first two gullible loser…LOUIE AND KEITH!' Yes Keith came back he caught up...I don't know how…he just did.
"Hey Louie Keith..psst." Russel whispered.
"Okay...What the heck was that?" Keith asked.
"Bites me." Louie said.
"What's biting you?" Keith asked
"I don't know." Loue said back.
"YOU GUYS! OVER HERE MORONS!" Russel called
"Oh! it's Russel C'mon Let's go see what he needs." Louie replyed.
'What idiots...PERFECT!' Russel schemed more and more about his 'PLAN OF LOVE'!
"What do you need Russel?" Keith asked..CALMLY.
"I need you guys to help me in my 'PLAN OF LOVE'!" Russel said o yes and he added an echo at the plan of blah blah blah.
"I'm not gay." Louie claimed.
"NO! for Aya, Sarah, and Kuya Mark! YOU IDIOTS!" Russel exclaimed rather shocked.
"Oh...well then What do we do?" Keith voluntarily volunteered.
"okay. You guys this will get confusing but bare with me okay?"
"Okay." Louie and Keith nodded.
"Okay well...if you look around there's a lot of love in thne air--" Russel was then inturrupted by Keith.
"Love? Between who? And please don't say Kankuro and Jamica?" Keith went queasy at the last question.
"i was gettin there...but betwwen Gaara and Sarah, Kiba and Aya, Mark and Temari. so that's it..and we need to get them all together...
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Okay i'm getting lazy so here's chapter 4 Sarah..and Russela nd the rest hope you like! Anywho... Cliffhanger! yess yesss..REVIEW!
