I do not own Naruto, Batman, or the Justice League this is fanfiction only.
Naruto and Diana were having a wonderful time together, they felt like they were teenagers all over again going on an Academy date, Diana was all smiles and laughter, she was having a grand time and they were talking about the many adventures Naruto had while she was away. "So lets me get this straight, you were a sheriff in an old cowboy town?"
Naruto looked at her and nodded his head, "Yes, never mind that that town is now the city of Gotham, never mind that I was also a medic in a world war, and I was also a professor at a medical school, so yes wife, I have gone through a lot since last we were together."
Diana decided to tease him and asked him just how many women did he cheat on her with? Naruto simply decided to use the ancient tactic of answering a question with a question and asked her how many men did she cheat on him with? To which Diana said no men, but I did have quite a bit of fun with women, so technically I didn't cheat on you.
Naruto was shocked to hear that Diana would openly admit that she slept with women, to which Diana mentioned that on the island that she calls home, there are nothing other than women, so it wouldn't be rare for women to date each other. She even said that women could join the marriage of another in her culture if the person who is joining proved themselves worthy through combat.
Naruto was surprised that they still practice that ancient tradition, to which Diana told Naruto that her people are Amazons, how else would they determine a good spouse if it wasn't through combat? Naruto had to admit that does sort of make sense.
They entered the museum and sadly the art was atrocious, the depictions of some of the women that once were worshipped as goddesses couldn't come near to the actual way that they look, and some art was so abstract that Diana had a headache trying to figure it out.
From there they decided to do something fun, something that he told Diana was called a motion picture, and decided to go to the theater, Diana told him that the place where they were looked nothing like a theater, and Naruto decided to pick a movie that his wife would enjoy.
He bought two tickets to the new Mortal Kombat movie, they got some popcorn, sodas, snacks, and a ball of cotton candy, and Naruto bought a New York-style hot dog. He only had ketchup and mustard, and the couple was laughing their heads off at what they were seeing, as the couple began to look at the tactics the characters were using.
Diana shook her head and said to her husband that Genin would foul up so badly not even fresh out of the academy. To which Naruto told her, never to make assumptions, there were students in the academy whose only good trait was that they were book smart. Diana decided to ask who was he talking about? To which Naruto only said two words, Sakura Haruno.
He told her that at the beginning she was a complete mess, but thanks to Tsunade Senju, yes that Tsunade, she learned the value of hard work, effort, and proper training, not to mention she stopped going on a diet and have a proper idea of nutrition. So yes, she messed up even worse than these characters but she eventually became quite decent.
To which Diana told Naruto that yes, she did remember Sakura Haruno, but the thing she remembered most was that she had one hell of a right hook when she was a little girl, to which Naruto said that is true since he was often on the receiving end of it.
They both enjoyed the rest of the movie, and when they saw a person getting to fight a four-armed monster, Naruto said that he would rather fight than monster than have to even think about fighting Haruno after her training. Which made Diana wonder why that would be?
Naruto told her that after her training she was able to destroy a mountain with two fingers, Diana had to admit that sounds quite impressive if she had been alive she would allow her to join them in their marriage. Which made Naruto realize what sort of women Diana would approve of joining their marriage.
Naruto felt relief when he told her that since all the women that she would allow from the hidden villages are no longer alive, so sadly they are unable to be considered much less to join.
As the couple left the theater they suddenly realized that it was nighttime, but the strange thing is that there was a thunderstorm that was not mentioned in the weather forecast. A thunderstorm without rain Naruto to wonder what the hell was going on? Until he saw someone he had not seen in hundreds of years if not thousands.
Out of the sky came a man dressed in a toga, holding a bolt of lightning, and landed right in front of Naruto, "You damn bastard, you dare to try and make a fool out of me! I know that for a fact that woman is the reincarnation of your former wife, a reincarnation that I as king of the gods never approved."
Naruto then looked at Zeus and decided to be blunt, "How do you even know that she is the reincarnation of my long-dead wife?" Zeus then replies that Naruto would never dare to cheat on his wife, even if she was dead, and would never accept to marry another woman that wasn't her, and that woman has been calling you this entire day her husband.
Naruto looked at him and he began to laugh, "I would never think that you of all people are smart enough to figure that out on your own. I would put a gold star on your forehead and give you an oatmeal cookie."
Then Zeus who is now enraged from both being called an idiot and treated as a child decided to drop the bomb, "I knew that you wouldn't be able to be with another woman, that is why I kept her soul from ever being considered for reincarnation, I planned to make sure she would never be with you again, but then you pulled this shit. So since I can't keep her away from you, I will keep you away from her, by ending your worthless life."
Naruto asked him, "Look we were friends once upon a time, you and your brothers were my first friends, so it never made any sense to me, why in the world would my friend hate me as much as you hate me now?"
Zeus decides to look at him and his eyes turn black for a second, "Because you were the man who stole everything I once loved from me." Diana realized that Zeus is under the effects of Genjutsu and she also realized why she hated the person who put the Genjutsu on Zeus as much as she did, it was the person she knew and later learned was the Avatar of Trigon, the man who was once called Fugaku Uchiha.
Naruto is told that Zeus is under a Genjutsu and being a ninja he tries to break it but fails. He then began to see Zeus charge at him with his lightning bolt in hand with the obvious intent of stabbing him with it. Naruto tried to use the Rasenshuriken, to break the lightning bolt, or at least get it out of his grip.
When the two men's attacks hit, Naruto felt immense pain and everything went dark, as he was feeling like he was floating, he felt the presence of someone else near him, and he suddenly found himself in a strange-looking room, and a man was sitting on a seat smiling at him while drinking pink lemonade.
"Welcome Naruto, to my mindscape, my name is Hiro, and you are my reincarnation, I was looking through the many dimensions of the multiverse when I saw what was happening between you and Zeus, and tried to help you break the Genjutsu that was used on your friend, but sadly, I was too late."
Naruto looked at him and could only think this is either what the place people call Hell, or there was something really bad in the hot dog he ate, Hiro looked at Naruto with a stern look on his face and said, "No this is not hell, and no you are not imagining this due to food poisoning. You are in my mind. It was the only way I could save both you and your friend. Don't worry, I broke the Genjutsu, however it might have some shocking results."
Did this guy just make a lightning pun? Hiro couldn't help but laugh as little as he saw the look on Naruto's face. "Don't worry about it kid, I am going to do you one better, I am going to restore all the memories of every single version of you that has ever existed in the multiverse, and grant you power that only your mother could match, the powers of the ten tails."
Naruto was not happy with being called a kid, but he decided to make a joke since this guy had a twisted sense of humor, "Well if you are giving me stuff and doing favors for me, why don't you make that womanizing idiot that made my friend suffer into a woman so that he can learn to appreciate being one himself?"
Hiro begins to laugh, "I don't have to change Zeus at all, the Genjutsu that I broke was put on him when he was a child, and he was not born a boy but rather a girl, so by breaking the Genjutsu he returned to his original gender which means Zeus is what she was always intended to be and that is a woman. Kind of funny that you would suggest it."
Naruto was only kidding, but wait for a second what does that mean for Hera? That means the person who she married never existed, there was never a God Zeus, but rather a Goddess. Now he began to worry, not about himself, but rather about his friend. "Oh, I wouldn't worry too much about her, she was getting pretty damn sick and tired of her husband's many many affairs, and was thinking of ending their marriage because he broke their wedding vows."
Hiro told him that to remember that the memories would take time to process and incorporate into his mind, so it will take time for his mind to process them, as overtime he will gain memories, knowledge and abilities, and a weird fascination with spandex and women wearing spandex that includes animal and nature-based heroines and villainesses.
Naruto raised an eyebrow and says, "Excuse me? You can't be serious." Hiro tells him unfortunately he is dead serious. A few other versions of himself had shall we say diverse interests and particularly constantly add particularly strong women into their harems and they tend to be either good as in heroines, or bad as villainesses in some they reformed, and in others they became villains, the multiverse theory is a bitch.
Hiro looked at him and tried to be very calm, "Now Naruto I would like you to help my brother, he was reincarnated like you, but unlike you, he has no idea that he is a reincarnation, as such he has no clue as to who he was, his current name is Jon Steward, I do believe that he is the current Latern assigned to the area where Earth is."
Naruto looks unhappy, "I know John Stewart, disrespectful little punk, you want me to help the asshole that insulted me and my wife? Just answer one question, Why? Why would I ever want to help him of all people?"
Hiro told him, "Because Naruto by helping regain his memories will stop being a dumbass, and he will be able to be a better help to you on your missions and will be a better member of your team, and he will treat you like an actual brother and not be an actual asshole. It will allow him to access more power of the lantern and my brother knows more about the Lantern powers than anyone else."
Naruto simply hearing this realizes that he could help, butn't help, but he promises him that he will try to help but he has no clue on how to make another person recover their memories from a previous life. Hiro simply told him that part of the memories Naruto is going to receive includes a nice little technique to treat amnesia and even help people recover their memories from past lives.
Does Naruto say that it seems a little too easy and asks Hiro what exactly is the catch here? Hiro tells him that he will have to get close to the person and physically touch them when performing the Jutsu, if you tried this with an enemy they would have a chance to hurt or even try to kill him.
Naruto says that he understands and Hiro tells him that it is time to wake up. Naruto opens his eyes and tries to stand up, but he can't because Diana is leaning on him and pretty much pinning him to the bed. Naruto looked around and saw that the walls, ceiling, and floor were completely white, and the room was cold enough to make him think he could see his breath, and finally realized he was in a hospital.
Diana notices the position Naruto is in and starts to cry, "Naruto I thought that I was going to lose you all over again." Naruto apologizes and he tells her he met his past self, and, he prevented the death of both him and Zeus, except Zeus had an unforeseen consequence, but that was just a dream, right?
Diana looked at him, "No, actually it is not, you got stabbed by the lightning bolt and somehow Zeus ended up in the form of a woman, while you have been in a coma for the last three days. For some strange reason, Zeus looks like a blonde version of me but a few years younger."
Naruto was shocked to hear this, "Shit, all of that was real, and I been unconscious for three days?" Diana tells him that he currently is in a hospital-owned by Wayne Enterprises. That he has nothing to worry about since really nothing has happened in the last three days, it has been relatively peaceful, which sort of makes her worry.
Naruto then tells Diana that he has some important things to discuss with Jon Steward and he asked her if she could please arrange a meeting soon, Diana put her finger to her ear to ask if Jon Steward could come and meet with Naruto, and she heard the reply that he will come to their location in ten minutes if there are no emergencies.
Ten minutes later and they see Jon Stewart walk into the hospital room, "And what exactly is it so important that you needed to talk with me, that couldn't wait till you finally were discharged from this place."
Naruto told him to come a little closer and look directly into his eyes because he informed him he obtained new information that would be extremely beneficial to him. Jon hesitates until Diana encourages him and he finally decides to risk it. Naruto places his hands on his face and puts his forehead against his, and then says, "Memory Recovery Jutsu." Luckily for Naruto, he has mastered this while he was waiting for Jon and performs his hand signs in his mind and the Jutsu activates.
That was when Jon slumped down and fainted on top of the hospital bed, Diana looked rather concerned till Naruto looked at her and made the gesture for her to calm down and wait, after a few minutes, the man began to move till he finally was staring at Naruto and the only words that came to his mind was to ask him a question, "Hiro is that really you, no wonder you are such a pain. I am almost starting to see why the Nara always said that blondes were always so troublesome."
Naruto began to smile and asked him if he remembered everything about his past lives? To which Jon Steward who appeared to be acting in a more relaxed and carefree way simply said that should he arrive to every single meeting three hours late and tell them that the reason was that a black cat crossed his way and had to go the long way around or is the excuse of that he got lost in the road of life still valid?
"No bloody way, you mean to tell me you were Dog the entire time? No wonder we couldn't get along at all. Now I understand why I was frustrated with you when you were trying so hard to give me a lecture, a kid like you, giving me a lecture, now that is funny. Weren't you under in the unit with my son Itachi, and also became the teacher of my son Sasuke? I would say what a small world but we both know that is not funny at all."
And then Naruto asked him, "Now that you have some of your memories back, are you going to be a dumbass or are you going to realize the Manhunters are setting you up?" To which Jon simply looked at Naruto and began to shake his head. "Damn it, don't you think I already knew that. After all we both know what will happen in this universe, to the most part, but honestly I simply didn't want to drag other people into that mess."
Naruto began to laugh and said, "Well you might want to consider asking that judge one question when the Manhunters arrest you, how are three moons still in orbit of a planet that was supposedly destroyed?"
Diana looked at them like they must be crazy, "What the hell are you both talking about?" We explained that the memories that we have are memories of our previous selves and they have watched a version of this universe without Naruto in it." Hector explains, "So we know about certain events that will happen. We don't know everything since some changes are expected, but we know enough to make an educated guess."
Jon then looked at Naruto and he sort of looked a bit sad, to which Naruto asked him what was wrong, "Oh nothing much, it is just that I came to realize that my Icha Icha books are gone forever, damn it." Naruto began to laugh hard until he clearly began to feel a horrible pain in his chest, "Damn it, don't make me laugh, it hurts when I laugh."
To which Jon said if he wanted real pain, he only needed to remind him of the thousand years of death technique, Naruto starts to glare at him and Diana asked them what was that about, to which Naruto simply said, "Don't you dare, tell anyone what that is."
Jon began to scratch his chin and then he began to clean his ear with his right pinkie, "Oh, excuse me did you say something?" Naruto was enraged and looked at Jon and said, "If I could get my hands on you, I would choke you, you ass." Jon almost looked amused, almost being the keyword.
"Well at least I know for certain that you are our hyperactive knucklehead. Are you still going to go on and on about your precious Sakura, or can we finally that to rest?" Looking at Jon and his wife Naruto found that his wife was smiling like the cat who just ate the canary. Naruto asked her, "Why are you smiling like that?"
She simply stated that if she could find a girl like Sakura, she could add her to the harem, to which Naruto was almost shocked and afraid to ask if she was really going to look for someone as aggressive and destructive like her? Remembering the beating he would get if a girl like her joined the harem.
Naruto understood that most of the beatings he got, were in fact well deserved, but still they freaking hurt. Glaring at Jon he asked, "And what the hell are you grinning at?" Jon simply was wondering if Diana was the reincarnation of Hinata? To which Diana flat out told him she was Mikoto Uchiha, but adding someone like Hinata wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Naruto glares at Jon almost in tears, "Stop giving her ideas, why are you both doing this to me? What did I ever do to you to deserve this? It is bad enough that I have a hole in my freaking chest without you both adding salt to it."
Diana smiled and simply looked at him in a cutsy sort of way, "Oh come on honey, it's not that bad to be with multiple women, since I done that since I was a teenager, in Themasgera. I really enjoyed being with Hippolyta, maybe I will invite her to the harem after all." To which Jon looks at her and asked her a question she was not expecting."
"Hold on a second, isn't Queen Hippolyta your mom?" Diana came closer to Jon and she simply said that her mother was the Goddess Persephone, which confirmed to Jon and Naruto that indeed this universe was different to the one they once saw in the television.
After that Jon and Diana decided to go on patrol she told Naruto that she would be back later. After two days of what Naruto called crappy, disgusting hospital food, he was released from captivity, I mean discharged from the hospital. He looked at Jon and simply said, "I swear someone made them give me all that horrible food on purpose." To which Jon pretty much told him that either airplane food or hospital they were both horrible no matter what reality they were in.
As soon as he said that the much anticipated Flash finally showed up while eating a pepperoni pizza, "So Naruto is better, that's good, boy this pizza was a barely a snack." To which both Naruto and Jon were glaring at him, Naruto because of the food he had to eat, and Jon because he was running through the streets while eating a pizza and probably dripping cheese and sauce all over the place.
Out of nowhere a large robot comes flying down from the sky and hovers towards Jon, "Jon Stewart, Green Lantern of Earth, you are under arrest." Flash being the person he is simply asked on what charges? The humanoid giant robot told him the destruction of an entire world. Flash simply began to laugh thinking that the comment and this entire thing was a joke, until he realized he was the only one laughing.
Jon without a single attempt to resist let himself be handcuffed by these robots, "Why are you letting them arrest you? When you clearly didn't do as they said." Jon simply looks at them and states because they told the truth and he did what he was accused of.
As Jon said that the machines take Jon and they fly off into space after securing the green lantern ring. Flash was still shocked, "Look there is no way a boyscout like him would destroy an entire planet, just no freaking that could happen."
Naruto then looks at the Flash and simply smiles, "I know that he is being set up, and does he, the only difference is that this is a trap to expose the people that want to frame him. I keep telling Flash you need to learn to look beneath the underneath. Something are not so obvious."
As they reach the Tower Batman is already loading everything they would need into a Javelin, and is just waiting for them to arrive to take off and go where the supposed trial was about to happen. Diana was sparring with Shayera Hol, while they were waiting. After the spar Diana pinches Shayera on the ass and Naruto notices this. Shayera squeaks from her actions and Diana simply winks.
Naruto realized that his beloved wife was actually not kidding, about forming a harem. Naruto thinks to himself her time with the Amazons have really changed her, but wasn't Shayera supposed to marry Jon? Naruto thinks that Jon is going to be a little bit pissed at him, considering this is all happening when he is in captivity for a crime they both know he didn't commit.
