I'm so fed up of Disclaiming on every chapter so yah tyhis is the last cause you all get the picture ryt? I CANT POSSIBLY OWN NARUTO! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

okay

Chapter 5: Start of! Who will get together first?

"So you guys understand the plan?" Russel asked hoping hje wouldn't go throught the plan...for the 20th TIME! "Please you guys understand! I don't want to explain this all over again."

"Yah um...you you deal with Sarah and Gaara? Louie asked

"Yes." Russel

"And I deal with AYA and KIBA?" Louie asked

"Yes" Russe repiled almost fully ticked off.

"And Keith..."

"Makes sure we dont look inconspicuous."

"What?" Keith Asked.

"Your the distraction boy."

"Why do i get a crappy part? Why can't I deal with Mark and Temari?"

"Cause...i will...when we're done with Aya and Sarah."

"What? WHY?"

And sadly Russel had to tie Keith up, bag him in a potato sack, and throw him in a closet.

"Would you like rebel, Louie?" Russel asked. hmm he's acting a lot like Shino.. OH THE HUMANITY! if only our Russel could be that way. He's just to...Russel-ish.

"N-No sir!" Louie said without hestiataion. Normally he would be like "YOU CANT TAKE ME! LOOK AT ME COMPARED TO YOU!" But no he'll be...Hinata-ish in this one...yes...very HInata-ish...except for the lovin Naruto part.. no, not that, no, no...No He's not gay... I can assure you he's not gay. No He's not...

-----------Russel's Mission! MISSION IMPOSSIBLE-------------

'I dont want to show how i feel. But what if I do? What if he finds out? What if he rejects me? and hates me? and says i'm weak and pathetic?' Sarah was thinking about Gaara, as usual. Thoughts of Negative and positve swirled (haha swirled...SWIRLY! BUBBLES!) in her mind.

"Hey." a boy hopped in front of her face causing her to freak out and punch him shouting. "GET OFF YOU PERVERT!" her face was beat red...with ANGER!

"RELAX! IT'S ME!" Kankuro shouted.

"Phew. Glad I didnt do that. Or else i would've gone deaf blind and disabled." (NO offense to disabled ppl) Russel whispered under his breath. He was about to do just that until he saw Kankuro going toward his brother and his brothers 'girl', When Russel decided not to do so...whereas Kankuro just felt like chatting with Sarah about his brother and if she were to break his heart, she would feel the fury of kunai and shuriken down her back. PLUS Temari would blast her down to death. But he never got to that since she kinda, sorta, punched him. In a kinda sorta frightfully ninja like way.

"Note to self never do that to this girl ever again." Kankuro whispered again.

----------Louie's painful annihilation------------------------------

'Oh, Jeez. I know i'll regret this.' Louie thought. He thought of the "elaborate" plan he and his split Personality made. First he'd go up to Kiba and scream "AYA'S TAKEN!" and while he did he did he'd make sure Aya heard. Then they'll both Chase him. and when she asks why Kiba was chasing down Louie. He'll tell her his REAL feelings. And she in turn would aswell. Its was FOOLPROOF! but unfortunately it wasn't David-Proof.

Kiba was Just innocently walking Akamaur while everybody was setting up the 'show' . 'Is it even going to go through? It seems all thats happening is threats and love complications.' Kiba sighed he wished Aya would notice the way he felt. And he saw Hinata and NAruto talking. NAruto was trying to calm down poor Hinata. Hinata. He once liked her but, when Naruto had proclaimed his feelings for her, his hopes shattered. But it was alright. He knew that they couldn't be. Mostly cause she had a hopeless love and faith in Naruto. Something called 'True Love'. He spotted Aya near drawing while listening to what sounded like "First Love". He was about to greet her and ask her what she was doing until...

"KIBA! I LIED AYA'S TAKEN!" Louie shouted/screamed and shook while he mjumped out of the bush he was hiding in.

"WHAT?" Kiba yeeled

Aya looked up to see what all the commotion was and then she heard something she never thought she's hear Louie say. "AYA'S HAS 15 BOYFRIENDS! SO SHE'S A CHEATER!"

"WHAT!" Aya yelled in a very upset manner. (Not really more like a "If-I-really-did-hear-you-say-that-i-will-rip-your-tiny-little-head-right-of-your-skinny-neck" kind of way BUT we''l leave it WITHOUT the gore)

"um..I'm sorry." Louie said no, cowwared 'PERFECT! MY PLAN IS WORKING!' until...

"Hey LOuie i heard your plan! Thats so dumb! Telling Kiba lies about Aya and making her seem bad and then having them chase you and pummel you so that they would--"

"DAVID, SHUT UP!" Louie called to the one who blurted out his plan, the one they call... David.

"WHAT?" the one they call DAVID asked.

"Hey, David?" Aya called sweetly.

"Yeah?"

"Thanks."

And both Aya and Kiba had every right to pummel Louie into the ground and beyond. (TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!)

--------------------Russel's Plan B-----------------------------

'Okay Plan B. Eavesdrop. I'll listen in on Sarah, Sakura, Tenten, Ino, and Hinata's conversation. MAybe i'll learn a thing of two..."

--The girls (except Aya who busy pummeling Louie and Temari who polishing her fan.)---

"Well?" Ino prodded Sarah's Arm with a very sharp pencil, Not wanting to Damage her nails of course.

"Oww, What?" its was Sarah who asked/screamed this.

'Oww, What?' Russel Recorded he decided he would record everything Sarah said. So just kind of Imagine him like that kay? i dont wanna re-type every little thing okay? Thanks a lot people.

"Do you have the hots for Gaara? Or are you just playing him?" Ino asked SLYLY!

"Are you saying do i think he's hot? Or if i think he's SO hot that i like him?" Sarah...inquired(?)

"Yah." Ino, Sarah, Ino, Sarah etc.

"Yah, What? the 'Do i think he's hot? Or if i think he's SO hot that i like him?"

The 'Do you think he's SO hot that i like him?' question."

"I see." Well...I gues i do KIND of like him." Sarah DIDn't give it much thought, cause SHE ALREADY DID AT THE BEGINNING! Yes, Yes i know that was gay. But i did it on PURPOSE! not mistake! PURPOSE, PUUURPOOOOSE!

"YES! SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Russel screamed--i mean shouted and jumped out of the bush. "Oops. I'm not really welcome hear am I?...Hahaha Must've taken the wrong turn...hahaha...WOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME! I-----GOTTA GO! SEE YAH!"

"...He had a notbook." Tenten examined.

"...H-h-h-he was listening the wh-wh-wh-whole time." Hinata stammered.

"...He probably wrote everything down." Sakura inquired.

"...He has herSarah dark secrets." Ino thought.

"...He might tell all the boys, who is everyone else." Sarah said.

Notice how the girls took theiur sweet time figuring out what Russel said, that thgey didn't think to trail him down and beat him up EXACTLY when he jumped out. But no-o-o-o-o they had to wait about...29.86495 seconds...yes that's long...that's weird. But if i were there i would've screamed GET HIM when he ran. That way he wouldn;t have had anytime to give her secrets.

"Shouldn't we run and get him?" Sakura asked.

"Not yet...okay dramatic pause is OVER let's GET HIM!" Sarah screamed. And they had an OVERly-DRAMATIC chase to grab Russel. Which failed...Miserably...cause he was in the JIFFY JOHN! yes the portable toilet. How pathetic. And The girls, being girls, didn't dare go near since A). They were girls, Russel was a male. If you don't get why..then you are weird. and B). C'mon people, use logic! It smells!

"Okay i'm NOT going near that." Ino clarified.

"Neither am I, secret or no secret." Sarah said.

"GOOD." Sakura called out.

"L-l-l-let's leave now, o-okay?" Hinata said coy-ly.

"Yah. It's gross here" Tenten shrugged.

"Please, don't tell, Russel." Sarah sighed/whispered/prayed.

-------------The Loo(IE!) jk-------------

"I won't tell anyone. Except Louie and Keith." Russel promised. "MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!"

Yah that's my shortest sorry i have soo much writers block PLUS i don't want to give away chapter 6 which is WAY better...i hope.