I'm surprised that I got a couple reviewers already! Thank you, poppycat and MinaPinaColada! You guys rock!

Just as a side note here, this fic can be as long as my readers want it to be. I'll keep updating as long as the reviews keep coming in. Suggestions are fine too.

Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal Alchemist or Monty Python. (Is there any point to saying this over and over again? I'm certainly not seeing it.)

Ed and Al were walking along (they seem to do a lot of this) when they came into a thick thicket. (It couldn't be a thin thicket, now could it?)

"Brother," Al said, "I think we're lost."

"Nonsense," said Ed, "I know every tree in these woods."

All of a sudden, Ed ran face first into a tree.

"Did you know that one?" asked Al.

"Don't even say it," said Ed, "I'm sure that everyone saw that joke coming."

Sure enough, all the readers, especially the fangirls, started throwing popcorn at their computer screens while shouting, "Get on with it!"

Then, a bright light shown from the sky. Ed tried to look at it, but the light was too bright for him. He squinted his eyes, and placed his hand over his brow. Suddenly, he saw a majestic face appear before him. "Get on with it!" the Heavenly face said.

"Brother," Al said, "If even God wants us to move along, then I think we'd better do so."

"I don't believe in God," said Ed. Suddenly, the ground started shaking beneath their feet. "Okay, okay," said Ed, "You've made Your point!"

The ground stopped shaking. The boys looked around them to make sure that nothing else weird was going to happen, and then Al spoke up.

"Brother, don't you think we'd better get back with the script?"

"Yeah, I guess so," said Ed. So they started to make their way through the woods again.

By and by, they came upon this strange man who looked strangely like Major Armstrong.

"Halt!" he said, "Don't come any closer!"

"Who are you?" Al asked.

"We are the knights who say 'Ni'!"

"Oh no! Not the nights of 'Ni'!" both boys cried out.

"The same!" replied Major Armstrong.

"Wait a minute," said Ed, "You're not a knight."

"I will say 'Ni' to you unless you appease me by bringing me a shrubbery," said Major Armstrong.

"But 'Ni' is just a character in the Japanese Kana," said Al.

"I warned you," said Major Armstrong, "Ni! Ni! Ni!"

Both boys covered their ears. "Brother, what do we do?" asked Al.

"Tell him to cut it out!" said Ed.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh! You have said the word that the knights of 'Ni' must never hear!" cried Major Armstrong.

"Really? What is it?" asked Al.

"Ahhhhhhhhh! You said it again!"

"But we don't even know what it is," said Ed.

"Ahhhhhhhh! You said it again!"

"Oh! I said it again!"

"Oh! I said it again!"

"Oh! I said it again!"

"I think that Major Armstrong will be occupied for awhile, Brother," said Al.

"Good point," said Ed, "Let's leave him alone while he sorts this out."

So Ed and Al wandered off again.