I got another review, can you believe it? Thanks, BridgitKiido! Since you want Hughes involved, I'll find a way to work him in. He won't fit in this chapter, but perhaps in another one. I'll find a good role for him. Thanks for the input.

Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist or Monty Python. Really, why would I be writing fan fiction if I owned them? For goodness' sake!

Ed and Al were walking along (does the walking never stop?), when Ed started getting bored.

"I'm bored," Ed said.

"Brother, the narrator just said that," said Al.

"I don't care who said it. I'm bored, bored, bored. All this walking and walking is so borrrrring."

"Well," said Al, "Why don't you just find something to keep you busy while you're walking?"

Ed thought about that for a second, then suddenly started singing, "Spam, spam, spam, spamety-spam…wonderful spam…"

Before Ed could finish his song, he felt Al's fist make contact with his head.

"Ow!" said Ed, "What did you do that for?"

"Don't EVER do that again!" said Al.

"Don't ever do what again?" asked Ed.

"Sing that song," said Al.

"Ok…spam, spam, spam…(punch)…Ow!"

"I told you not to sing that song," said Al, "It's getting on my nerves!"

"Since when do you get mad?" asked Ed.

"Since you started singing that song," said Al.

"Well, I'm only singing it so that the people reading this are aware that we're going to use all sorts of Monty Python jokes, not just the ones from Holy Grail," said Ed.

"Ok, but don't sing it anymore," said Al.

"Fine," said Ed. Then, looking around, Ed asked, "Where are we?"

The two boys looked and saw that before them was a huge cavern with just a little rickety bridge connecting both sides of the cavern to each other. Someone was standing on their side of the bridge, like they were keeping watch over it.

"Well," said Al, "Should we cross over?"

"I guess," said Ed, "We've got nothing better to do."

So, the two walked up to the bridge. The person by the bridge came over to them and stopped them.

"Halt!" said the person, "Whoever crosses the Bridge of Death must answer these questions three, else the other side he see."

"That's stupid," mumbled Ed.

"It is not stupid," answered the person, "I will ask you three questions. If you answer them correctly, I will let you cross the bridge. However, if you answer any of them wrong, you will be thrown down into the valley below."

"I'll go first then," said Al.

"Very well," said the person, "What is your name?"

"I am Alphonse Elric."

"What is your quest?"

"To…get to the other side of the bridge."

"What is your favorite color?"

"Blue."

"Very good," said the person, "You may pass."

"That's easy!" said Ed, "Do me next."

"Very well," said the person, "What is your name?"

"Edward Elric."

"What is your quest?"

"To get to the other side of the bridge."

"What is the capital of Assyria?"

"I don't know that!" said Ed. All of a sudden, and unseen force lifted him up and cast him into the valley below.

"Brother!" cried Al.

"I've been wanting to do that for a long time," said the person. Al took a closer look at the person, and finally realized that it was Dante!

"Dante! How dare you…"

"Don't blame me," said Dante, "It was your brother who was the idiot."

Al was just about to grab her and throw her over the cliff to avenge his brother when Ed suddenly rose up out of the valley, flapping his arms madly.

"Now," said Ed, "Let me ask you a question. How am I doing this?"

"I don't know that!" said Dante. With that, she was launched into the valley below.

"Wow!" said Al, "You sure had me scared, Brother. How are you doing that, anyway?"

"I don't know," said Ed. With that, he fell back into the valley.