Hey! I got yet another review! Thanks, renkinjutsu24!
As requested, here's the Hughes chapter. (I hope this stays within the T rating, hehe. I just watched this sketch recently, but I'm not quite sure what rating it would fall under.) Remember, if anyone has any suggestions or comments, please ask!
Disclaimer: No, I don't own FullMetal Alchemist or Monty Python. Why do we do disclaimers on every chapter, anyway? Is this just some sort of trend that got started on this website?
Maes Hughes leaned back in his chair, and stretched. "I can't wait until it's time to go home," he said with a yawn, "Nurse, how many more patients are there?"
Riza Hawkeye walked into the room. "Did you call me, doctor?"
"Yes," he said, "How many more patients are there? I want to go home."
"I'll go check," she said.
In just a couple minutes, a man came running into Hughes' office, gripping his chest. Blood was spilling out onto everything. "Doctor," he said, "You gotta help me! Your nurse just stabbed me."
"Yeah, she does that," said Hughes, "If you'll just fill out this paperwork, I can get you some help."
"But, Doctor," said the man, falling into a chair in front of Hughes' desk, "Couldn't I just do it later?"
"No, of course not," said Hughes, "You'd have bled to death by then. Now come on and fill this out, it's no fun, but it's a necessary evil."
The man tried so hard to fill out the paperwork, but he was just bleeding too hard, and kept having to stop. "I can't do it," he said.
"Now, let me see this," said Hughes, "You didn't even fill out question number two, about your grandmother's maiden name? Anyone would know that!"
"I'm sorry," sobbed the patient.
"And what about this questions number six, about what my favorite rock star is? Even I know that!"
"Please…help me," choked the man.
"Well, legally I can't do anything unless you fill out this paperwork," said Hughes.
Just then, Riza Hawkeye walked in, holding a bloody knife.
"Nurse," said Hughes, "You've got to stop doing this."
"Oh. I'm sorry," said Hawkeye.
She walked out of the room. Before long, one could hear screams coming from down the hall. Hawkeye walked back into Hughes' office.
"That's all the patients," she said.
"Wonderful!" said Hughes.
"Please," said the one remaining patient, "Can't you help me?"
"Well, if you could at least fill out question number four, about your history, then I could probably get you something to ease the pain," said Hughes.
The patient tried to stand up, but he just bled all over the carpet. He grabbed his handkerchief and started trying to wipe it up. "I'm sorry," he said.
"Well, Nurse," said Hughes, "Shall we go? It looks like this man will be busy for awhile."
"Yes, let's go," said Hawkeye.
So, the two of them left the poor patient alone to struggle with the paperwork.
Ed: Hey, it's not fair that we weren't even in this chapter!
Al: Brother, would you have even wanted to be included in this chapter?
Ed: No, probably not. We'll be in the next chapter though, won't we?
Al: Probably. We are the author's favorite characters, after all.
Ed: Then why did she have me fall into the valley twice in the last chapter?
Al: Because she likes you best.
Ed: She does?
Al: Of course, why do you think she gives you the funniest roles?
Ed: …Well, if she doesn't put us in the next chapter, then I'll barge in uninvited!
Al: Let's leave that up to the reviewers.
Ed: Okay, reviewers, should I play a major role in the next chapter, or should I barge in uninvited?
Al: Please review!
