Hey, sorry that it took me so long to update this! My power is out at my house, so I couldn't watch the dvds to get new sketches. The power's still out, so I won't be able to update much, unless I can write up a sketch from memory. (This one is from memory, of course it doesn't take much work to remember this one, heh.) Hope that you enjoy it. You wanted random, so random is what you got. Heh.
Disclaimer: I do not own FullMetal Alchemist. After reading this sketch, you're probably going to be glad that I don't. Heh.
Edward was standing on a stage before a live audience, with a spotlight shining on him. As everyone waited to see what was going to happen, the voice of the announcer came over the loudspeaker and stated, "This is a man with a tape recorder up his nose."
Edward extended his right index finger, and showed it to the audience, so all could see. He then thrust his finger up his right nostril. Music began blaring immediately, and Edward nodded his head to the beat.
He then removed his finger, and the music stopped. The audience stared in dead silence. They couldn't believe the spectacle before them.
Edward then decided to demonstrate again, so he thrust his finger up his right nostril again, and music again came blaring out. This time, not only was he nodding his head to the beat, but a few of the audience members were as well.
The song ended, so Edward removed his finger from his right nostril, and then put it in his left nostril to rewind the tape. He then put his finger back into his right nostril, and music again poured forth. Now everyone in the audience was nodding their heads to the beat.
Suddenly, Roy ran up onto the stage, completely mortified at what Ed was doing.
"FullMetal, what do you think you're doing? Don't you realize that you have an image to keep up?"
"Aw, come on, Colonel, they don't know who I am. Besides, it's fun. You should try it."
Roy wasn't so sure about that, but within a few minutes, Ed had talked him into it. When the lights came back on, the announcer announced (what else would he do?), "And now, two men with a tape recorder up their nose."
Ed and Roy both extended their index finger, and showed it to the audience, and then promptly shoved it up their right nostril. Again, the music came, and both Ed and Roy found themselves nodding their heads to the beat.
"You're right, FullMetal, this is fun."
"See what I told you?"
The music then ran out, so they both pulled their fingers out of their right nostril and stuck it in their left nostril to rewind the tape. When it was rewound, they stuck their fingers back into their right nostril and again nodded their heads to the music.
"Yep, this sure is fun," said Roy, "So fun that I think I'll go to work this way."
"Wha…uh, you're joking, right?" said Edward.
"Who's joking?" said Roy.
Edward was about to stop him, but Roy had already walked off the stage. So, shrugging his shoulders, Edward ran off the stage in pursuit of the Colonel. He hoped he could catch him before he made a total fool of himself. Then again, maybe he should just let him do it. Revenge that enacts itself is the sweetest of all.
You're still alive, I see. So, you didn't die from the utter idiocy of this sketch? That's a good thing, I suppose. If I manage to survive it long enough to get another inspiration, I'll update again. Suggestions are always welcome (and they might help me to update sooner.) Please leave me a review, even if it's just to say "Blah", because then I'll at least know that you liked the story enough to leave a review. Heh.
