Emma took a close look at the girl in front of her. Her hair was auburn and straight . She could always remember her mother having blondish hair though. Her nose was huge and she couldn't help but stare at it the whole time . Rachel always had the perfect nose , but she was told she had to have it fixed for a deviated septum. But the eyes were hers.
"Hey Rach." Screamed a rather fat girl in a striped sweater . Her hair was very dark and she had blue eyes. Emma remembered her from the video and the pictures , it was her Aunt Monica. She seemed to be a very jovial person and smiled at lot. "Who is this ?" she asked curiously.
Emma didn't know how to answer this. She couldn't say Green or Geller . "I am Emily London." She said . "From Scarsdale." Monica gave her a great big hug. I am Monica Geller and we are sure glad you have come here to Lincoln. We are going to be great friends." Emma smiled at the welcome that her aunt extended to her. Then she saw another familiar site as he tripped across the hall.
"He is such a doofus." Exclaimed Rachel.
"Please ignore him.' Said Monica as she shook her head. "That is my dumb brother. He may be an honor student, but he is an idiot." A guy wearing a striped shirt and a goofy grin on his face made his way over to the group. "Uhm Hello Rachel.' He smiled. "Boy do you uh look good uhm today."
"Thank you Ron." Rachel graciously smiled. He looked at her and then tried to correct her. "It 's uh Ross, Ross." He blushed when he realized this girl he was crazy about was actually talking to him.
Monica walked up to him. "Actually it 's dino geek." She spitted at him. He turned to her and put his fists together . "Moni cow ." he laughed .
"Hey you don't have to disguise it, Mom and Dad aren't here." She put up her middle finger. He got the look of disgust on his face , turned red and walked away. "And that is my pain of a brother , Ross." She said as she stuck out her tongue at him.
"Ross Geller?" Emma said with a shock . The guy that her aunt and mother were tormenting was her own dad. "Yeah how have you heard of him?" Monica asked with a surprise.
Rachel giglgled. "I bet I know . He was in the library and he made out with our old lady librarian. I mean what she is like what a hundred? They were tongue wrestling behind the card catalog." Rachel said with excitement. "That is probably the only girl he could get , an old lady."
"Well I don't know . I have heard he is a pretty nice guy and there isn't anything he wouldn't do for someone." Emma tried to defend her father.
"He has been mean to me since I was a little baby and my parents like him more than me . Their little medical marvel." Monica scoffed. "And all he does is sit in his room and play with those dumb dinosaurs. And then he has these secret meetings with this Will kid and this foreign exchange student , then he goes to the basement and bangs on that key board. He is such a loser." Monica giggled. "He even rapped at my bat mitzvah."
"And whenever he sees me , he starts to stutter and then he trips over his big feet." Rachel added.
"Maybe he likes you." Emma added with hope . "I mean that is how guys act when they want to go out with you."
"Why would I want to go out with Ross Geller when I have a great boyfriend like Chip?" Rachel sighed as she saw the quarterback come down the hall. "Hi honey." She said with a kiss as he and his pack of jocks approached the group.
"Hey it's gobble it up Geller." Tiny joked. Monica hid in embarrassment.
"New talent." Smiled Jeff. "Hey Rach, introduce us to your friend."
"This is Emily London from Scarsdale. This is Tiny, Jeff, Monk, and my boyfriend , Chip.' The boys whistled at Emma as they looked her over and then howled. Emma was embarrassed how these guys were all acting. She was also appalled at the way her father was being treated by her mother and her aunt. Around the corner , she noticed that he was still there obviously watching her mother .
"Hey look , it 's dino nerd." One of the boys said as they pulled him by his collar from his so called hiding place. Ross did not have many muscles when he was in high school , so he was a tall, skinny guy who could be thrown around . Well he did used to say, he bruised like a peach.
"Geller, what are you doing here? Are you spying on my girlfriend again?" Chip said with a threatening tone. Ross shook his head quickly and whined ."No, " He closed his eyes as he waited for the blonde haired quarterback to punch him . Instead he pushed him into the lockers and laughed . His little group joined him as they made fun of the boy.
"Later babe." Chip said as he kissed Rachel and then him and his entourage walked away. Ross was laying on the floor and Emma immediately ran over to him. He held his head since he was in pain. "Are you alright?" she said leaning over to him. Monica walked over as well. "Great , I am going to get in trouble for this too." She moaned and walked away. Rachel followed her and left Emma and Ross.
Emma helped him up and was surprised at how light he was. "Hey uhm thanks a lot . And you are?" Ross asked curiously.
How could she tell this ninety pound weakling that she was his own daughter? She was the little girl he would rap Baby Got Back to and her first word was gleeba, which excited him to no end thinking that his little girl would grow up and be a scientist. "I am Emily London. And you are Ross Geller." Ross was amazed that this new girl knew him because there wasn't a female alive who did. "And you are in love with that girl." She said matter of factly. He lowered his head. "Yeah , but she doesn't know I am alive." Emma straightened up and looked him in the eye. "I can't tell you how I know, but you and her are going be together. You are going to get married someday." Ross was trying to figure out how she would know this and why she would say things like this.
"Are you and my sister playing a joke on me?" Ross asked defensively. "Because if you are , it isn't nice."
"No if I tell you why I know this, then you will think I am nuts. I came from the future, in fact , I am your daughter." Ross looked at her with the weirdest look in his eye. He seemed to examine her very closely and he was still not believing her. "My name isn't Emily London, it's Emma Green Geller." She said sincerely."I was born on the 20th of May in 2001." Ross still couldn't believe what he was hearing. "My little girl ?" he smiled . He looked closely at her blue eyes and her brownish blonde hair and her nose. "You do look like Rachel." He whispered as he examined her face. He was mesmerized by this strange girl's beauty.
"How did you get here , I know for a fact that time travel is just a fantasy that is not real " Ross always was such a skeptic.
"Actually I don't know. One day I was at school and getting on top of my cheerleading pyramid, then I wake up in your nurse's office with a bad headache." Emma tried to explain.
"If you are from the future." Ross said with a scary tone. "What will happen to me? Will I win the Nobel Prize ?
Emma didn't know how to answer that question. She didn't want to tell him he would get married four times or that his first wife was a lesbian. He wanted to think he was going to be this great scientist and have this great life. She was also careful about divulging too much to him because most of what she had heard was heresay.
"You will go to NYU and then you will work in the Museum of Natural History and then you will be a professor of paleontology, you will have one other child other than me, Your college roommate and you will be lifetime friends, and he will marry your sister." Emma breathed a sigh of relief at the comment.
"Will I be a rock musician like Styx or REO Speedwagon?" he asked eagerly.
"No the music thing, won't last , and on a dare you will study paleontology. " Emma said.
"Wait a minute , you said my roommate will marry my sister. Monica is mean and fat, who would want her?" Ross wondered.
"She won't be fat forever, in fact, she will lose the weight and be gorgeous . She will be a chef and she will have two kids of her own. Her and you will be the best of friends." Emma smiled at the thought of her Aunt Monica.
All of this was shocking to Ross. The main thing he wondered about was how he would end up with Rachel. She would see him in the hall and ignore him. She would be a little bit more civil to him when she was over at his house , but then her and Monica would start giggling and Monica would slam the door in his face.
"Tell me , you said about me and Rachel, what happened with us?" he was the most curious of all of this.
"You two get together after you see a home video of her and Monica going to the Prom and it looks like she is stood up by her boyfriend , Chip. Then you date for about a year and you sleep with some girl you met at a bar , when you think you are on a break and it doesn't count. She gets her heartbroken when she finds out Then you are marrying this girl named Emily and you say Rachel's name. Then this Emily says that you are never to see her again, and you can't make her that promise., so Emily leaves you. You and Rachel go to Vegas , get drunk and then you get married. You have to get another divorce." Emma was almost out of breath.
"Hold it. " Ross commanded. "Are you saying that I get Rachel and cheat on her?"
"She wanted a break, then she changed her mind and you thought she was with this guy named Mark, so you got drunk and slept with this girl .' Emma explained. It floored Ross to know that the woman he worshiped above all women , he would actually cheat on.
"Mom told you some story that she heard from her friend that she heard from some guy and you two had sex. You are looking at the result of that night." She stood up and turned around ."And you also had sex on Aunt Monica's wedding invitations."
"I have two kids and marry Rachel , twice." Ross said with disbelief.
"And then you do the most romantic thing , you and my Aunt Phoebe run to JFK and Newark, to stop Mom from going to Paris , you tell her you love her , she gets on the plane , then gets off and she says she loves you too." Emma misted up when she divulged this bit. "Of course you get married and live happily ever after in Scarsdale."
"This is never going to happen. She doesn't even know I exist, I don't know where you came from , but it just isn't possible."Ross moaned, "And she is dating Chip anyway."
Emma came over and put her arm around him. "Ross Eustace Geller, anything is possible, and I am going to help you get the girl of your dreams." He smiled when he could imagine Rachel and him together..
