Emma and Ross walked into the salon. The gay man took one look at Ross and then shuddered. "I am not the miracle worker." He said as he turned away. "Look I have got cash, now turn him into a hot guy." Emma said. "I have a few ideas." The man shrugged his shoulders and then sat Ross down.

"I think you should unkink the curls and then maybe make it so it will spike in the front. " Emma said as the stylist started to shampoo his hair and then mix a formula. "This should take the curls out." He said as he started to comb it through the hair. His hair was now straight and the stylist put some mousse in it and did as Emma suggested , spiked it in the front and left a little length on it.

The stylist then shaved the mustache and then held up the mirror. Ross peeked into it and it added five years to his face. Emma squealed with delight. "Daddy you look hot!" The stylist looked at her. "My friend , I call him Daddy. Pet name." Emma stuttered. She handed over the credit card as the stylist smiled at Ross. "My name is Jeffrey. Next time you are in the city call me." He said sexily. "I would like to be your daddy. " Emma took back the card and the bag of products and the two of them left the salon. Next they went for clothes.

Emma picked out a blue blazer and purple t shirt. It also had a skinny tie. She wanted to get him something from her era , but then remembered this was the mid eighties. His pants bagged on him, even though she shuddered at the balloon type legs. The crowning touch was a pair of Ray Ban sunglasses.

"How do you feel about an earring?" Emma asked as they passed a place where you could get your ears pierced. "I am not a girl. " Ross protested. "But Duran Duran or any of the rock stars have them. It will be the ultimate of cool , trust me." Ross started to pass out as the girl prepared his ear for the earring . "This won't hurt at all." She said as she cracked her gum. She put the gun to his ear and then he blacked out. " The girl clicked the gun and put his earring through the lobe. "What a wuss." She giggled.

"Daddy? Daddy? Wake up. It's done." Emma smiled. "You want to see." She held up a small hand mirror. He smiled at himself in the mirror . "I look so cool." He said admiring himself. "It is like a totally new Ross." He said.

"You look so good and Mom is going to love you." Said Emma excited. "Is Aunt Monica going to be there by any chance?" she asked eager to know whether she would not be home and the two could be alone.

"Yeah she will probably be watching Dynasty." He said . "Or the Facts of Life."

"What will get Monica out of the house?" Emma asked. "I want it to be you two."

"My mom plays Bridge and my Dad and Richard usually do something., so it will be just us two, but we are supposed to studying. " Ross explained.

At the same time, Monica was in her Creative Writing class. The teacher, Mr. Hayes was standing at the front with a new guy. After Monica had written the story about the dinosaur that came to life and ate the paleontologist , she giggled.

"Class, we have a new student. He is a transfer from Manhattan Academy , he also has a mother who is a world famous author., Nora Bing." " Mr. Hayes said proudly. The kid just put down his head and shook it in embarrassment. Monica looked up and saw him. His hair was a little bit odd. He kind of looked like one of those stars on MTV , but he had the bluest eyes she had ever seen.

"This is Chandler Bing." Mr. Hayes said. Chandler just lifted his hand and said . "Hey." Monica smiled at him. He looked at her and then he turned away. That was a really fat chick and he dumped a girl because she gained weight. There was a seat next to her and the teacher had him sit there.

"Okay now, I want each of you to pick a partner and write a romantic story. Two heads are better than one." Chandler looked over at the blonde in the corner longingly ."Chandler , since you are new and next to her , why don't you and Monica work on the project." Chandler looked over at the fat girl again and thought the story of my life. Monica thought this is my lucky day. "You can come over to my house tonight, the staff are off." Chandler said resigned.

Ross and Emma got on the train as they headed back to Long Island. Emma couldn't get over the transformation . "I am sorry that you didn't get to use the card for yourself." Ross said to Emma. "You know before you give it back to that girl." Emma shrugged her shoulders. "That's okay, I have a grandfather who gives me whatever I want." Emma had picked out a few things for him . A brown leather jacket , a couple pairs of jeans, about ten t shirts in pastel colors, Nike tennis shoes, and a Swatch. He carried the bag that said Barney's on it. "You are going to knock her dead." She said as she pushed her hand through his moussed hair to make it stand up.

"Mom, Dad, Ross?" Monica said as she looked around the house. She noticed that everyone was gone and she ran up the stairs. If her brother would have been home, he would have swore that the dinosaurs were still alive and shaking the house with their enormous weight. "Mon? are you up there?" Rachel screamed. "Yeah." She screamed . Rachel made her way up the stairs and then saw Monica searching through her closet.

"Where are you off to?" Rachel asked as she saw Monica holding up tops as she looked in the mirror. "I have a project to do , and I am going to the guys house to work on it." Monica said with glee. "He is dreamy and has blue eyes and sandy brown hair." Rachel began to panic . "No Monica , you can't . I came over here to study for my earth science test and your brother is tutoring me. Please don't leave me alone with him." She cried.

"Let me get this straight. You are actually spending time with my stupid brother , who you spread rumors about and said you would never go out with him." Monica said.

"I have to pass this geology midterm or I can't cheer and my dad will kill me." Rachel moaned. "Please don't leave me alone with him." She begged.

"Why are you scared of him? He is a puny little thing that I can beat up in two minutes. " Monica laughed.

"I know , Monica. I know he likes me. Someone told me all he can do is write my name and talk about how beautiful I am. I mean that is creepy." Rachel made a face.

"You are on your own, now Chandler is coming to pick me up and I want to look nice for him. He lives in a mansion like you, and his mother is Nora Bing." Monica squealed. "She is like Jackie Collins and I saw her on TV she looks like she should be on Dynasty or Dallas. This guy is new and I need your help to make me pretty." Monica begged.

"Okay, let me see, yes the purple with this necklace and some purple eye shadow will be great." Rachel said as she curled Monica's hair with a curling iron.

They heard a door downstairs and then heard footsteps. Since Judy and Jack weren't there, the two girls bounded downstairs and then their mouths dropped.

Rachel took a good long look and then smiled.

Monica said in shock. "What the hell happened to you?"

Rachel sauntered up to Ross. "He looks good , that's what. Shall we go to your room , Ross.? " she offered him her arm. Monica just kept staring as they walked up the stairs. "I can't believe it, He is dressed so different and that hair doesn't look like our dads , and he shaved off the mustache. "

"I just gave him an ultimate makeover. " smiled Emma. Her mom and dad were gonna be just fine.