disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Fruits Basket

snuggles-n-hugs: Now on with the story

There was a knock at the door, and in walked Hatsuharu and Ayame. Kahlan gaped. "I took a quiz once, and it said I was like Ayame"
Nobody was listening. In fact they were talking about something completely different. Kahlan wept silently.
Ayame turned to Shigure. "How come you never told me you had guests"
"They were unexpected"
"They better not have replaced me!" He said in horror.
"No! Of course not! You're the only man for me!" Shigure claimed.
(Sapphire thought this didn't say much, as she and Kahlan weren't men, but she said nothing)
Haru asked, "Are you guys gay, or what? I really wanna know"
Shigure rubbed his chin. "Hmmm," he contemplated.
"Now that you mention it..." Said Ayame. Everyone sweat-dropped. Kyo looked disgusted.
"Why don't you two ever go to Aya's house? You always have to come here"
Tohru came in, grovelling and snivelling, holding a mop and bucket. "Does anyone want anything? Can I clean up? Can I do somebody's laundry? Can I help? I don't want to be lazy! I don't want to be a burden! I'm sorry!" She burst into tears.
"She was always hypersensitive, but she's getting worse." Yuki whispered to Sapphire.
Sapphire whispered back, "I thought you were her friend"
"That's right." He looked around to make sure no one was listening. "I was"
"You're so mean"
"I miss my sugar..." Kahlan snivelled. "Fatso here ate it all before I could get any." She pointed at Sapphire, who still had crumbs of sugar all over her front.
"I'M NOT FAT! Tell her I'm not fat!" She said, looking at Ayame.
"Oh no, you're not fat!" He said, flapping his hand girlishly. "You're perfect the way you are! Even if it is a little chubby." He added.
"You BASTARD!" Yelled Sapphire. Kahlan grabbed her to stop her from attacking. "I was just kidding, anyway"
Tohru looked horrified. "Stop fighting! Where is the love"
"You're right." Kahlan said. "I love you all!" She looked at Yuki with narrowed eyes. "Except for you. You just get on my nerves"
Sapphire jumped in front of Kahlan. "Why do you have to be so mean"
"He picks on Kyo for no reason"
"That's a lie and you know it"
"Not even"
"Don't fight over me!" Kyou yelled, jumping up and running through the door. They distinctly heard a girl yelling, "KYO-KUUUUUUN"
and Kyo screaming girlishly. He ran back through the door. "Hide me!" Kahlan ran forward and hugged him.
"That's not what I had in mind..." Kyo the cat glared at her. Kahlan shrugged.
Kagura ran into the room. "Where'd he go? Where'd my Kyo-kun go?" She looked at the cat, whose eyes went all wide.
"Er...meow"
Kagura glared at him. "You aren't allowed to hug ANYONE but me"
"I didn't hug her! She hugged me"
Kagura turned slowly to Kahlan, who tried to look innocent. Kahlan pointed at Sapphire. "She did it"
Kagura looked ready to attack. Sapphire smiled. "Bring it on"
Meanwhile Kyo edged out of the room.
Kagura rolled up her shirt sleeves. Tohru wailed. "Noooooo! Don't fight!" She jumped in between them.
"You know," Kahlan said, "I haven't talked to any of my favourite characters except Kyo yet"
"Quit being a drama queen." Accused Sapphire.
"I'm not! I haven't talked to you- or you - or you!" She pointed in quick succession to Ayame, Haru, and Shigure.
"You talked to me. You demanded sugar." Said Shigure. "Shut up. That doesn't count"
"What does count?" Asked Sapphire.
Kahlan looked thoughtful. Which was rather scary. Suddenly she turned to Haru. "So, how's life going"
"Oh no! An intellectual conversation!" Everyone yelled, covering their ears.
"I want you to go black Haru. It's funnier." Said Kahlan. "I'll fight you if you do!" Added Sapphire with a determined look.
"NOOOO!" Yelled Tohru.
"Is that all you can say?" Asked Kahlan curiously.
"NOOOO!" Tohru said. Kahlan wasn't sure if she was disagreeing, or just proving her point.
Haru rubbed his chin. "Very tempting." An evil look glinted in his grey eyes.
"Come on! Are you chicken?" Sapphire teased.
Haru scowled. Kahlan backed up. She had been joking about the black Haru thing. Tohru looked like she was going to cry again. Kahlan laughed silently.
Haru and Sapphire looked ready to fight. As one of them was Kahlan's friend, and one was her favourite Fruits basket character (well, one of them), she didn't want them to start brawling.
She whispered, "Gotta keep 'em separated!" She started to sing "Come out and Play". Everyone looked at her like she'd grown three ears. She felt the top of her head to make sure she hadn't.
"What"
"You...you..." Haru stuttered.
"Yes?" She asked, ready for a compliment.
"You can't sing"
"HMPH!" She huffed, turning her back on him. He seemed to have turned white again, but she was definitely scratching him off of her "fav characters" list.
"So I take it you're backing out?" Said Sapphire smugly.
"Never!" He turned black again.
"Crap." Groaned Kahlan. She thought for a minute. "They really have no reason"
Hatsuharu pounced, but Sapphire neatly sidestepped. He went crashing through the wall.
"Yes! Now I can fix something!" Said Tohru gleefully.
"Do they ever learn?" Asked Sapphire. "So obvious," she said casually.
Suddenly Haru grabbed her in a headlock from behind, which she easily got out of. She soon had him pinned face-first on the floor with an arm twisted behind his back.
"You know, he wasn't that wimpy in the show..." Said Kahlan.
"I wonder if I can beat Yuki!" Yelled Sapphire, getting up and releasing her victim. "Do you take the challenge?" She asked solemnly.
"Uhh"
"Tsk, tsk. Such chickens here"
"Go Sapphire!" Cheered Kahlan, who (as is mentioned before) despised Yuki.
Ayame cheered, "You can do it, Yuki"
"I don't want to fight a girl!" Protested Yuki.
"Are you afraid to lose?" Taunted Sapphire. Kahlan had grabbed a pair of pom poms and was dancing around.
"But you're a girl." He pointed out. Kahlan stared at her intently.
"Whoa, he's right. I never woulda noticed"
"You wanna go too?" Yelled Sapphire.
Kahlan looked around nervously. "Uh... as I was saying! Go Sapphire!" She waved her pom poms a bit more. One of them lost half its feathers. She stared in surprise, "uhh, I think the moths were in here"
"Anyways..." Sapphire sighed, rolling her eyes. "Chivalrous bastards"
There was a silence in which all that could be heard was Tohru weeping about the violence in the corner. "Whatever. I could kick your ass in a second." She said, walking out the door. Kahlan followed like a pet poodle, doing one last little cheer as she went.
Shigure yelled from behind, "Wait! I didn't get those high-school girls' numbers"
"AHHHHHHHH!" Screeched Sapphire and Kahlan, running away. "You damn pervert"
Suddenly they bumped into Sasuke. Kahlan shrieked in glee, but he just yelled, "Watch where you're going"
"But..but, don't you remember us?" Asked Kahlan, confused. He looked at her like she'd grown three ears again. She was starting to feel a bit nervous about her ears now.
Sapphire and Kahlan turned around, but the Sohma house was no longer behind them. They were back in the same place in the Naruto world as before.

snuggles-n-hugs:dun dun dun... i wonder what'll happen next stay tooned to SUGAR AND TEA!