Disclaimer: WE GOT MORE SUGARRRRRR! (So the story is back, and being written at two in the morning!)

Sapphire (taps Kahlan on shoulder): That's not a disclaimer.

Kahlan: Dammit Sapphire you're not supposed to tell!

Sapphire(budges in front of Kahlan. She can be seen jumping up and down behind Sapphire, trying to be seen): DISCLAIMER:

We don't own any of these characters. Except for us.

Kahlan: This time I get the last word!

Sapphire (after adding approximately thirteen teaspoonfuls of sugar to half a cup of tea): NYEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE! SQUEE!

(jumps around)

Kahlan: I want a sip! (takes a gulp) (staggers around room) (shakes head) (starts giggling): I want more!

Sapphire: No! ALL MINE! (runs off)

Kahlan: Well, we should probably start the chapter now...

(Kahlan and Sapphire suddenly can't think. They may be in a sugar induced half coma.)

(shake out of it. On with the chapter!)

"Watch where you're going!" Sasuke yelled.

"Gasp!" said Kahlan. (Technically, she did not say gasp, she just gasped. Because saying "Gasp!" is just plain odd.)

"He doesn't remember us," Sapphire whispered loudly.

"This sucks," Kahlan whispered back. "My love has forgotten me!" She struck a dramatic pose.

"What?" Sasuke's eye twitched.

Sakura, who had been spying on Sasuke from the bushes, popped up like a deranged rabbit. "He's not your love! He's mine!"

"Oh my, what a fanclub!" said Sapphire. She looked at Sasuke. "You're screwed."

"Well... are you still wildly out of character this time?" Kahlan wanted to know. "Like crying if you give someone a chocolate

bar?" she snickered.

"I WANT MORE CHOCOLATE!" Sapphire screamed.

"Uh... Kakashi-sensei... I think we need some help..." Sakura called.

"Kakashi can't help you now!" cackled Sapphire maniacally, leering evilly towards the two stunned shinobi.

"Muahahaha!" joined in Kahlan, laughing like a psycho.

"As you are both too astonished to speak, I will strike up conversation," Sapphire suggested cheerily. "So tell me, Sasuke...

how do you get your hair to share such an amazing resemblance of a chicken?"

Kahlan pretended to have a microphone and held it under Sapphire's nose. "This is Live TV," she whispered towards

empty space.

Sapphire paused for a second to look at Kahlan's fist under her nose in confusion.

"Who are you talking to?" asked Sasuke.

"The people watching this on TV, moron. Anyways... keep on with the interview!" she told Sapphire.

"Right! So... how much hair gel do you use? Cuz mine doesn't work! Would you recommend a certain product? Cuz...

sometimes they have these weird concoctions that make my hair all wonky and greasy, which is just not me."

"Yeah it is, ya grease monkey," said Kahlan. When they looked at her, she tried to look innocent and whistled a catchy

tune.

"Anyways... or maybe your hair is just easy to work with. Is it? Is it like, soft?" Sapphire gasped, getting excited. "Is it all

silky smooth? Like on the ads where you can friggin comb it out of a french braid with no tangles? Can I touch it?" She was positively

jumping up and down now.

"No, you can't!" growled Sakura. Sapphire ignored her and slowly inched towards Sasuke, a hand outstretched. He edged

away, and suddenly whipped out a kunai.

"One more step and you're dead!" he warned. Sapphire took one more step, just to defy him, but then stopped.

"Geez, violent much!" Kahlan cried. "That does it, Mr. Uchiha! The marriage is off! You would just be an abusive husband!"

"...Marriage?" everyone asked, looking at Kahlan blankly. She didn't notice, as she was suddenly looking at her hand.

"Hey, I still have a pompom!"

Sapphire took advantage of the distraction and lunged for Sasuke, knocking the kunai from his hand before her hand

connected with his head.

"Ooh, soft..." she murmured, before suddenly laughing."Hahahahaa! I touched your hair, I touched your hair," she chanted,

sticking her tongue out at Sasuke. She suddenly stopped, noticing he was lying on the ground, not moving.

"Uh... I think you more like concussed him than just touched his hair..." Kahlan said, while Sakura looked at Sasuke with

her jaw dropping to the ground.

"Ehe... my bad..." Sapphire scratched her head nervously. Sakura finally snapped out of her daze and leapt for the two girls,

bent on revenge for harming her beloved Sasuke. A second before she could throttle them and eat their brains (or whatever the hell

she was planning ya never can tell with these freaky kids...), the world dissolved in a swirl of colours, sound, and smoke.

"Where'd the smoke come from?" Kahlan pondered, before realising something. "My pompom's gone!" she wailed.

"Hey, hey, look where we are!" yelled Sapphire ecstatically. Kahlan looked around her in bewilderment and saw...

Well, first of all, she saw a big green tennis field, where apparently a bunch of kids were trying to kill each other with the ball.

"Hey, lookit the kitty!" beamed Sapphire, looking in an entirely different direction at a short boy holding a cat. "Let's go pet

it!" She ran off towards the boy and his cat. Meanwhile Kahlan sprinted onto the tennis court, amidst the psychotic players.

"Hi, can I -" she started, before a bunch of people yelled, "WATCH OUT!" or "MOVE!" a split second before something

connected with her head very forcefully and she flew quite a long distance sideways before sprawling onto the ground.

When she woke up, she saw a bunch of faces looking down at her. "She's awake!" someone yelled.

"Are you okay?" a boy with wicked red hair asked.

"I..." she whispered, feebly lifting a hand. Her eyelids flickered. Violins could be heard in the background.

"What, what is it?" They asked in concern.

"I... ... WANT MORE SUGAR!" she screamed, leaping to her feet. "Get me sugar, and get it fast!" she demanded. As the

boy with red hair blinked at her, and someone went off (to get sugar, she hoped), Kahlan looked around. Where was Sapphire?

Meanwhile...

"I LOVE YOUR KITTY!" Sapphire screamed in the boy's ear. He jumped about ten feet and turned around, rubbing his ear.

In the other arm he cradled the cat, who looked pissed off.

"Go... away." He told her.

"But... why do you have to be so cruel?" she pleaded, giving him puppy eyes (thinking evilly, "no one can resist them!")

Ryoma (as you might have guessed) closed his eyes, sweating and thinking, "must...resist!"

When he opened his eyes, his cat was in Sapphire's arms, looking happy as ever. "I got your cat," she stated. "What are

you gonna do about it?" she challenged.

"Please? Can I have my kitty back?" he pleaded.

"No," she stated plainly, walking off to find Kahlan challenging all the pros to a tennis match. She walked up to Kahlan and

whispered, "you do realise you've never played before, right?"

"What? I play volleyball all the time!" Kahlan said. "Silly!" She turned to face her opponent (Eiji) across the net a second before he

served and the ball smacked her in the face. "He cheated!" she wailed. "He used a bat!"

"This is tennis," Sapphire stated.

"What's tennis?" she asked blankly. Everybody fell over anime-style.

"Well, who am I gonna play now?" asked Eiji impatiently.

Sapphire rolled her eyes. "I'll play," she said. "Hold the kitty," she ordered Kahlan, dumping the cat into Kahlan's arms and

turning around. There was a big crash behind her. She turned again to see Kahlan on the ground, trying to get up.

"This cat's heavy!" she complained loudly.

"No... you're just weak!" Sapphire told her.

Suddenly Ryoma ran up. "I'll take my cat now," he said, snatching the abused animal from Kahlan, who gasped for breath.

Sapphire ran after him. "No, the kitty!"

"Nya! What about my match?" called Eiji. Sapphire popped back with a "poof"!

"Let's get this party started!" Kahlan yelled out of the blue, holding her imaginary microphone again.

Sapphire popped up behind her and started singing, "Get this party started on a Saturday night, everybody's waitin for me

to arrive!"

"No, they're waiting for me to arrive!" Kahlan insisted.

"In your dreams!"

"A-hem..."

"Oh, yes! The match!" said Sapphire. She took a stance in the middle of the court before realising something was wrong. "I

don't have a racket," she said.