Chapter 14: You brought this onto yourself

The next morning, Dragon and Mat once again found themselves in the Great Hall. Luckily they were sleeping with their heads on the table. "Derek, George, come on wakey wakey." Sarah Anne said, shaking their shoulders.

"Gosh you really must have been tired Derek, you came down in only your boxers." Sarah pointed out.

"Wha-oh fuck. Hey M-George can I borrow your cloak? I'm going to retrieve the rest of my clothes in the required room. I'll meet you in our regular spot okay?"

"Sure, but you brought this onto yourself."

"I know, please your cloak." Dragon said, holding out his hand. Mat took the cloak off and handed it to Dragon before the rest of the people came.

"Thank you babe."

"Oh, you two are a couple?" Sarah asked.

"Yeah." Mat got up and went to the library.

"He doesn't seem happy about that." Terry said, before digging into breakfast.

"Professor." Mat said, running into Dumbledore.

"Mr. M-O'Malley, what a surprise. I see you skipped a year."

"No, we spent second year in the library as I have N.E.W.T.s when I get back. Whichis where I am heading now, Dragon needed to get clothes. We slept in the R.O.R, and he slept in only his boxers. Our Goblet's were poisoned. We don't know what it was, but we keep spending a day in each year so far."

"Anything else you can tell me?"

"Other then I'm scared out of my mind that we'll never get back, no."

"Thank you Mr. O'Malley, now you better head off to study. I believe Dobby wouldn't mind sneaking food into the library for you if you'd like."

"Thank you Headmaster, but trust me, Dobby would be a bad idea. He knows Dragon in the future but not from the past."

"Alright."

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"I suggest we all get sleep. We won't be able to work anything else out on no sleep. Plus, other then Stephen and Chastity none of us can do anything right now." Blaise said, falling asleep right where he was sitting.

Albus started busting out laughing. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I just remembered third year Dragon showed up in the Great Hall in just boxers because he slept in them in the Room of Requirements. Mat was scared because he's afraid they won't get back, they've been camped out in the library."

"Okay anything else?"

"They spend one say in each year so far."

"So when we wake they should be half way through third year. By the time the Potions ingrediants are prepared they'll be in fourth year. The potion will be finished by the time they start fifth year. Are you sure Dobby will mind watching Cap this long?"

"Trust me, he doesn't mind watching the children."

"Okay, plus Ginny, Luna, and Seamus are running the day care anyways right? So Dobby isn't watching them all the time."

"Right."

"Okay, let's go pick up our children and turn in." Chastity said, looking down fallen.

"Chast, Exton will get better, he's just as strong as his mum." Harry said, hugging Chastity.

"Thanks Harry. We'll get Dragon and Mat back I promise." Chastity said, before Severus ushered her out of the room.

"Hey Cap, how are you?" Chastity asked, picking Cap up.

"Mum, da."

"Sev, he's talking." Chastity said amazed.

"He did it once before. I wanted you to witness it yourself." Severus said, running his finger over the top of Capucius' hand. Chastity gave a small smile and kissed Cap's cheek. "Chastity we need to talk about this."

"Let's get him to bed before he gets all cranky." Chastity left the day care classroom and walked towards her and Severus' quarters. After saying the password, she placed Capucius in his crib, singing him a lullaby. Once she was positive he was asleep she just watched him, not wanting to face the conversation she knew awaited her outside. Knowing it was unavoidable however, she took a deep breath before walking out into the living room.

"Why?" Severus asked as she walked out. "You know what could happen, why take that chance, why don't you let someone else do that?"

"Severus, everyone else have these families, these incredible amazing families. I know that if Draco or Harry were to die to save their child's life, that the other wouldn't be able to raise those children on their own. They are strong together, not apart, we all witnessed that this summer when Harry was with Oliver. If Remus or Alohov were to die the Ministry would be in a lot of trouble. Blaise has his son and now this one that has been kept from him. However, I know you are strong enough to raise two sons on your own. You are a great parent, but what do I have to offer them? Having me as their mother puts a bounty on their head. If I were to die, it wouldn't be a bad thing, it would improve their lives."

"What about mine?" Severus asked, getting up to stand behind Chastity, who was facing the fire so that Severus couldn't see her tears.

"Severus, you are still as young as Harry and Draco. There are probably a bunch of women out there that would love to have you as a husband, and if something happens to me I want you to promise me you won't mourn, you'll get your life and our sons and move on. Just remind them how much I love them."

"Every day, but I'm not going to lose you."

"If we don't catch them in time, if they get involved in one of the fights, then you know there is a high chance of me being caught and killed Severus."

"If you, I can't even say it Chastity, but if something happens to you, you won't even exsist in this time period. It could cause serious back lashes, Draco won't be here, which means Dragon won't exsist."

"What did I do?"

"Well, just come back to me." Severus said, walking up and wrapping his arms around Chastity's waist.

"If I die, I'll destroy the future more then if someone else besides Harry and Draco went back to fetch them. I can't get out of this though, it's too late."

"Then make sure you come back to me babe." Severus kissed the back of Chastity's neck. "Now come on, you're suppose to be resting."

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"Dragon, I'm sick of studying. We have to do something, I'm getting bored." Mat complained a few hours later.

"We have to be careful, this istheirthird year. Not only is Peter Pettigrew running around but Snuffles is also, not to mention aunt Hermione is running around here twice! She has that time turner remember? However, I'm sure we can go out and sit by the lake everyone should be at lunch, it won't look suspicious."

"Thank Merlin! I'm sorry Dragon, but I'm getting sick of looking at this library." Mat pulled Dragon out of the library, out the oak front doors, and down towards the lake. "Air, beautiful air!" Mat said laughing.

"Drama king." Dragon said, rolling his eyes before sitting down under a tree.

"Hey look it's the executioner."

"Mat we can only stay out here for an hour or so okay? Remi!"

"What about him?" Mat asked, turning towards Dragon.

"He's a loose werewolf tonight. Mat we have to start being extra careful."

"Okay, we will."

"Shouldn't you two student's be in the Great Hall eating lunch?" Remus asked, walking up behind them.

"Right away sir."

"Excuse me, but I've never seen either of you two in my class before. Do you mind following me up to the headmaster's office?" Remus asked, thinking them dark wizards and not students.

"Sure, we'll lead the way." Mat said, pulling Dragon up off the ground and making his way towards the Headmaster's office.

"Ah, Mr. Mcguire, Mr. Potter-Malfoy how can I help you two today?" Albus asked, gesturing towards the two seats infront of him.

"Did you just call one of them Potter-Malfoy Albus?" Remus asked, coming into the office a minute later. The two boys had practically ran up the staircase while it was moving.

"Lupin, I didn't see you. Of course I didn't, this is Mr. Shepard and Mr. O'Malley they were home schooled. Lemon Drop?"

"No. Dumbledore I clearly heard you state Mr. Mcguire and Mr. Potter-Malfoy." Remus said, sitting in the seat Albus just drawled up.

"Dumbledore can you wait for a second while O'Malley and I talk things over?" Dragon asked, his head turning between Albus and Remus.

"Sure, take as long as you need."

"What would the harm be Mat? He's already suspicious, he'll put two and two together."

"What if he prevents Draco and Harry from becoming a couple?"

"We'll explain to him how happy dad is with father. That their relationship is vital."

"Just so you know I'm against this, but he could end up helping us get back."

"Okay professor Dumbledore, we'll tell him. However Remi, I must stress that what is said in this room can not be repeated. If my parents don't get together on their own, Dumbledore," Dragon looked pointedly at thim. "Well, besides the punishment you give them in their sixth year, which they are forced to be around each other. Anyways Remi, my parents are very happy with each other, and so far have nine children if that proves how much they love each other, and care for each other."

"It does, but who are your parents Derek?" Remus asked, going by the pseudonym.

"My name is Dragon, my parents are Draco and Harry Potter-Malfoy."

"You're kidding. Harry wouldn't be with Draco in-"

"13 years. They've been happily married for 13 years. They had a falling out two years ago, where they got a divorce, but they worked it out. Them being together helps Harry in the final battle."

"Remi, that should have been a dead give-a-way that you were Harry's."

"So, you won't tell anyone will you? It could change the future and we definitely don't want that."

"I won't, but how did you get here?" Remus asked, sitting back dazed. Mat launched into what they found out and knew so far.

"Dragon, wait a minute. Shouldn't we have already popped? It's been a whole day for us, and we're still here. You don't think the potion wore off do you?"

"No, maybe we have to wait a little longer because the last two years went by so quickly." Dragon said, going back through his notes.

"Why don't you two sit in on my seventh year class? We're discussing Voldemort's reign when I was in school. Hopefully, you'll unbore my students with your comments." Remus said, popping a lemon drop in his mouth.

"What day is it?" Mat asked, getting an idea.

"Friday, why?" Remus asked, getting a mischevious look in his eyes.

"Why not hand your class over to Dragon and I? I have an idea on how to make Voldemort look like an idiot, or at least funny to your students. You know, make some of your students see the light. It'll be better though if you don't show up. If we offend a student, we don't want them to take it out on you."

"Plus, the full moon is coming up. It's Monday right? So you should be resting."

"Okay, okay just be careful." Remus said, hugging Dragon and Mat. "I wanted to be the first to hug my future cub." Dragon smiled at that .

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Severus got up first. He watched Chastity sleep. 'How did I get so lucky? Why would she chose me? I mean I know she explained it, but still. Thank you Merlin for giving me Chastity, Capucius, and Exton. Please help Exton fight, if something happens to him, I'd die inside. Merlin, I almost lose her. I can'tpicture my life without her. Wow, imagine that, Severus Snape, admitting he couldn't live without someone.'

"You're staring." Chastity mumbled out.

"No I'm not, but good morning." Severus kissed Chastity's head, since she had curled up next to him.

"Chastity I can't allow you to..Ew, gross!" James exclaimed like a three year old. "You're getting Snape coodies."

"They're the best kind of coodies, but what are you three? And what do you want?" Chastity asked, moving closer to Snape.

"Yes, and I can't let you go, or at least alone."

"Can you imagine the reaction of people seeing a dead James Potter alive? I mean seriously James, you think I'd wreck the future."

"Fine, I'll take Polyjuice potion to look like Albus."

"You...As Albus...That is just way too funny." Chastity said laughing.

"I could be a great Albus!"

"Yeah, and Severus could be a great Neville Longbottom, and Harry could be a great Lemon drop. James, I'm going alone."

"If something happens, I've already been dead, therefore I won't change the future."

"James, I said no. Now unless you want to see me snog Severus senseless, I suggest you go." Chastity counted to three in her head before tunring and making out with Sev.

"My Eyes! The coodies! The coodies!" James yelled, running from the room.

"I love you and all Chast, but did you have to do that? He was giving you a way out."

"Yes, but I already know my way out." Chastity said with a smile.

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James ran towards the hosptial wing and into Draco. "James, what's wrong?" Draco asked. James had been running with his hands over his face.

"The horror I've seen! The horror I tell you! I've been blinded."

"By who? What did you see?" Draco asked concerned.

"Chastity! Chastity and Severus kissing! Oh merlin the horror."

"Baby."

"What?" James asked, dropping his hands.

"I called you a baby."

"I know, but why?"

"Like you haven't seen two people, two married people kissing."

"Spoil my fun why don't you."

"Fine, go bring your happy babish fun to Harry. He's woried himself sick over Dragon." James smiled and ran to find Harry.

"Harry my boy...I've become ill." James said, coughing up a storm, while walking into Harry's rooms.

"What's wrong?" Harry asked, feeding Audrey and Rupert, trying desperately not to get sick.

"I've got-"

"Are you dieing?"

"Eye cooties!" James said theatrically, falling into the nearest couch.

"Eye cooties...Dad." Harry shook his head.

"Aren't you going to ask me how? Come on, it'll be fun."

"Okay, how?"

"I saw the most horrid sight." James threw his arm over her forehead.

"Are you serious?" Harry asked, shaking his head again. "Okay, I'll play along. What did you see oh sick one?"

"I'm not going to play if you're going to be sarcastic." James said, looking up before going back to how he was laying.

"Fine, Merlin. What did you see?"

"Chastity and Severus, eating each other's faces off!"

"Dad, I find that hard to believe."

"Fine, fine, they were heavily snogging. I told you it was horrid." James said, when Harry went running towards the bathroom. "Son, are you okay?" James asked, walking inot the bathroom. Harry was hunched over the toliet.

"I'm pregnant again, I think. Don't tell Dray okay? It's his, but he sort of wanted a year without a child."

"Well, that child will be born before a year is up, I think he's going to notice the fact that your pregnant Harry. Though I doubt he'd notice another kid running about."

"I know, and I'll tell him eventually."

"Okay. I promise not to tell him until you're ready. I'll take care of the kids, you go rest okay?" Harry nodded while James went back to the kitchen.

"Babies being good granddad." Michael said, watching his siblings.

"Thank you for watching them Michael. Where's Elizabeth and Alyssa?"

"Pay room. They watch Smile Time. Granddad, daddy has secret."

"Yes I know, he told me. Did he tell you?" James picked Michael up, wantingto clean the food off his face, before doing Audrey, Rupert's and the triplets.

"No silly head, I really 'mart, member?"

"That's right, you know people's secrets, and things that they don't know too, you're psychic. Does daddy know you know?"

"No, it's a secret duh." Michael said, shaking his head back and forth while making a face.

"You think that's funny huh?" James picked up Michael, blowing a raspberry on his stomach.

"Granddad stop, that icklish." Michael said laughing. "I love you granddad." Michael wrapped his arms around James' neck.

"I love you too Michael. Will you do me a favor." Michael nodded his head yes. "Don't tell anyone, especially your father, that your daddy is pregnant okay? Your daddy doesn't want anyone to know."

"Okay, I tell Lizzie that too."

"Good, now go on, go play."

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Mat and Dragon sat inside Remus' classroom waiting for the chimes to signal the start of class. Once the last chime hit, Dragon opened the door and let the Seventh year students inside. "Good day class. I know that you are probably wondering where Professor Lupin is, he is currently indisposed at this time. My name is Professor Mcdreamy, and this is my assistant Professor McSteamy." 'Dragon.' Mat mouthed from the back of the room, before rolling his eyes. "And yes, that is our real names. So, we heard you are in the middle of learning about You-Know-Who. Well, I was asked by Professor Dumbledore to talk to you about him. Professor Lupin has nothing to do with this lesson, as I said he is indisposed meaning he knows someone is teaching his class, he just doesn't know who. Anyways, let's see You-Know-who's real name is Tom Riddle, and guess what he's an idiot! Really, I mean who in their right mind goes tromping off to attack a kid? Well, besides a child molestor, or a nut case, but aren't they really the same when you think about it?" The classes jaws dropped.

"A-aren't you afraid of him?" Asked a very young Percy Weasley.

"No, why are you?" Dragon asked, a little mockingly.

"Well yeah, he is going around killing people."

"So can any other nut case, but that doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. Hell, you could go around killing people claiming you want to kill Draco Malfoy, doesn't mean we're going to avoid you now is it? As long as you step up and do something to stop them from killing others or becoming worse, you can fix what they have already done."

"You're nuts!" Yelled one of the Slytherins.

"And you're a future Death Eater, I'm glad we got that sorted out."

"I am not!"

"I'm not nuts, but two can label someone."

"You're being ridiculous!" Terrance Higgs shouted.

"No, I could be though."

"You could be? What do you mean by that?" Another Gryffindor shouted out.

"Well, do you all want to hear some very crazy, guaranteed get yourself killed, I'd do it anyways, things to do to Voldemort if I ever, in a fit of insanity, decided to join the Death Eaters?" Dragon asked, sitting on a desk.

"Sure, let's hear how you would get yourself killed." Mat yelled, and the class agreed. Even Mat was getting into the lesson.

"Okay, my sure fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least badly Crucio'd, ohand anyone who does this, I swear, is a MERLIN in my eyes!" Dragon picked up a piece of chalk and walked up towards the board. "Now, I have 101 ways, but I'll give you my top favorites. Okay, are you ready?"

"Yeah!" The class agreed all thinking the teacher was nuts.

"Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows." Dragon had to laugh at this, thinking of Chastity. "Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby,' be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him. That is one of my favorites, I swear you do that one and you're only half a Merlin. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live.'"

"You have way too much free time."

"Not, really I'm younger then you and in school in America. So, I have just as much free time as the rest of you all."

"Righhht. Continue."

"Thank you. Anyways, roll you eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.' Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps. One of my other personal favorites, get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices. Tell him you think yoga class could cure him of his wicked ways."

"Oh I got one." Mat said, getting up. "If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping.'"

"I think I like that one. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' every few minutes. Polietly exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.' Ask him if he's sure the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old. Oh oh oh, I got a kick out of this when I thought it! Steal, snap, and bury his wand, tell him Lucius did it. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of that sweet innocent, cute little boy."

"You have a death wish don't you?" Adrian Pucey asked, raising his hand.

"Yes, I do. Can I finish my list? Some people in here might start getting ideas, and I'd love to see them play out."

"No one will do any of this."

"You never know, now shush! Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies. Quote Argus Filch, insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world. Tell people he's really just a big softie. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' At inopportune moments. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant. And last but not least, As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'not gonna work,' or 'stupid.'"

"And you have 101 of these?"

"Yeah, cause it's fun. Duh!"

"How the hell are you a professor?" Percy asked.

"Cause I am." Dragon said, sticking his tongue out.

"You will die by the end of this war." Adrian whispered into Dragon's ear, before trying to walk out the door. It locked before he could get out.

"Why don't you come back here Mr. Pucey and tell me exactly why I'll die before the end of this war. I'm quite interested to hear."

"What the hell-" Adrian asked, trying to open the door.

"It's locked." Dragon said in a sing song voice.

"Well unlock it."

"How about, no?"

"You're keeping me hostage!"

"Oh my Merlin, you're not a hostage, you're in class. Now, why am I not going to make it through this war. Plan on killing me yourself?"

"You're going and bad mouthing the Dark Lord." Gasps were heard around the room. "You know what I mean, You-know-who."

'Mat, start clearing the room, I'm going to distract him. Ask one of the students to get Dumbledore.' Dragon thought. "Of course, I mean had I gone out in the public then sure I would have been offed right away. I figured being in a class filled with non-Death Eater students I'd be safe."

"Think again you fool. You just cleared the classroom, like I don't know you're trying to distract me while my back is turned. I'm not stupid, but apparently you are."

"Are you trying to duel me because if you are, you suck." Dragon said, laughing.

"Avada Ke-"

"Oh please." Dragon said, waving his hand and taking the wand out of Adrian's hand. "Give me a break. What is it with all you Death Eater wanna-be's? Is that the only curse you're taught?"

"Said the first year."

"Oh, now you've done it. Sectusempra." Dragon said, pointing Adrian's wand at Adrian. Instantly blood spirted from Adrian's face and chest, he fell backwards on to one of the desk, limp.

"Dragon! You killed him!"

"Mr. Malfoy what in Merlin's name did you do!" Albus yelled rushing into the room. "Mr. Mcguire, go Floo call Madame Pomfrey, I suggest...Nevermind." Albus said, as Dragon and Matt popped away once more.

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"Come on Stephen, we need to get this potion done. They should be in the end of the fourth year, or the beginning of the fifth if your calculations were correct."

"Chastity, it's past lunch, we've been collecting, cutting, and measuring the ingrediants all day. I want to eat, andyou need to eat before Severus has my head! Come to the kitchens with me and get out of this dungeon room, get something in your stomach, and go check on Exton, tell him I said hi."

"Okay, okay, I'll eat something. Then I'll go see Exton and take Capucius to see him, would you like to come and say hello to him yourself? Maybe meet Cap."

"That would be great, thanks." Stephen opened the door for Chastity, following her to the day care.

"Chastity, this is a pleasant surprise, usually Severus picks Eros up."

"Well, I had some sense knocked into me. I'm going to take him to eat lunch and to visit Exton and his daddy before bringing him back."

"Okay, by the way have you seen the twins?"

"They're loose, again? In a castle filled with wands that need to be guarded..Great, I'll send out the notice." Chastity said, walking over to Cap and picking him up. "Hello sweetie, this is my friend Stephen, he's helping me get your cousin back. How are you doing?"

"Mum!" Capucius yelled clapping his hands. "Da?"

"He's working right now, want to come with me to eat lunch and see Exton?"

"'Od."

"Ex, Cap not good, Ex."

"Good?" Stephen asked, placing his finger in Capucius' small hand to shake.

"When Exton was born, Eros kissed Exton's nose and we told him that was good, because he was being nice, so now he thinks his brother's name is good. Severus gets frustrated with him, and has tried several different times to get him to say Ex at least, so now Salazar Slytherin's name is Ex, Godric Gryffindor's is No or 'o', and Harry's is, 'lin,' for Merlin. It's not funny."

"You have to admit it is a little hilarious, Harry being called Merlin. Come on, let's go eat."

"Hold on, Ginny can I use the intercom system for a minute?" Chastity asked, setting Cap to sit on the table infront of the microphone, standing infront of him so he wouldn't fall. Ginny nodded her head before attending to Tiger. "Attention Students and Faculty, this is just a warning that the twins Michael and Elizabeth have escaped once again from the nursery. We ask that you guard all wands and magical items, if your wand and or magical item is in a bookbag, purse, or out in the open we ask that you keep a steady eye on such things. The twins do know how to use the summoning charm, anyone that does not heed this warning will be more then sorry. If you do not believe the twins are a danger we ask that you go visit anyone currently in the infirmary from last weeks escape. Thank you."

"How often do they escape?" Stephen asked, listening intently to the message and placing his wand in the waist band of his boxers.

"Well, let's see, two highly magical, telepathic, and seer twins that have the combined mischievious gene of Harry and James Potter, and Draco and Lucius Malfoy, so roughly three days a week, not including weekends. Roughly."

"No one thought of placing tracking charms?" Stephen asked, opening the day care doors for Chastity and Cap.

"Oh we thought of them, but they take them off. The only person they listen to is Dragon, who obviously isn't here right now. We can't figure out why they only listen to him, but they do which means we need to get him back, now! Those two can hide for a very long time and be perfectly fine, as long as they swear the house elf they use to secrecy."

"Right, well we're screwed."

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"Well, you all heard the announcement, please come in and place your wands in a secure location." Marcus said, opening the door to his classroom.

"And where Professor Shagable are you going to place your wand?" One of the Slytherin girls asked, sitting in the front of the room.

"My wand happens to be locked in my desk."

"Oh but professor, that's not what she meant." Another girl, this time Gryffindor said, uncrossing her legs before recrossing them the opposite way, right over left instead of left over right.

"Detention both of you. Double for you Miss Claudren."

"Oh, am I going to be punished...Oh please be harsh, please do." Miss Missy Claudren said, moaning the second please.

"I'm sure Hagrid will be glad to find something hard for you to do." Marcus said, smiling at the disgusted look on Missy's face. "Today we will be learning the blocking charm to the summoning charm, not only just appropriate for today, but very much so for- take your seat Miss Madson."

"I'm sorry Professor, I dropped my pencil and it rolled." She said, walking towards the back door and bending over. Her skirt was way too short for being school appropriate, and was she...

"Amanda! Nice, no underwear very attention getting for the OTHER boys in this class!" Daniel yelled, shaking his head.

"What? Oh, I hadn't noticed you could see anything when I bent over, could you professor?"

"That's ENOUGH! Sit DOWN Miss Madson! Look, I have had ENOUGH of this, you are all students andthis is harassment, harrassment can LAND YOU IN AZKABAN! I am happily married, that means I love my wife, I am IN LOVE with my wife! I have a wonderful son who just happens to be sitting IN THIS CLASS, watching you all hit on his father and then turn around and hit on him! It's amazing how you all complain why he doesn't have a girlfriend, wonder why he's single. It's because he gets to sit in classes like this one, like Potions, and History of Magic and see you hitting on his professors,professors that just so happen to be relatives of his, that he has known since he's been a baby, and PROFESSORS THAT ARE MARRIED! Why do you all insist on hitting on a teacher that has a ring on their finger, let alone a teacher at all! You girls are the worst! There are guys in this school that are your age, that would do anything to date you, and you sit here exploiting yourself, degrading yourself showing these guys exactly what they aren't missing out on. Never in all my years have I seen as misbehaved, sexed up group of teenagers. That is saying something seeming that I went to school with, and now work with, Harry and Draco, and most of the Weasley's. Do you all not believe that I am married, cause my wife is just a Floo call away, I'm sure she wouldn't mind stopping by for a quick hello. I fucking miss the hell out of her, I'm sure Thomas misses his mum dearly, we wouldn't mind floo calling her. Unlike your other teachers who go to sleep in the same bed as their wedded, I go to my rooms, alone every night. I get up alone every morning, work all day, and see my son only in classes and every once in a while on the weekends. I came here, fromliving and selling potions out of my house, as a favor to the Headmaster, and I am fully and well ready to get up and quit. To leave you all to repeat this class, this year, and fail this part of your O.W.Ls and N.E.W.T.s, but I persevere, I come here everyday and dread...Yes, I actually dread opening that door and teaching this class. Professor McDreamy, Professor Shagable, how would you all feel if instead of calling for example Miss Madson by her name I called her Miss McSlut? I'm sorry, did that offend you?" Marcus asked, as the student burst out in tears. "Why should it? Showing your classmates what's under that piece of cloth you call a skirt freely doesn't make you a slut? Look, I know I'm good looking, I have enough polls in magazines to tell me that's what people think of me, I don't need a reminder from jail bait." Marcus said, before leaving his class.

"I'm not a slut." Amanda cried, sitting down.

"Shut it Amanda! I think it's safe to say that class is dismissed." Daniel said, taking up the reigns since Dragon was gone. "Tom, are you okay?" Daniel asked, sitting on the desk, his feet resting in the chair infront of Thomas. Thomas sat there with a mixture of emotions on his face, shock, anger, sadness, longing. "T, it's okay, your dad, he'll be okay. He's just a bit mad is all." Daniel got up and sat next to Thomas rubbing his back.

"I don't, I need to, can you?" Thomas couldn't get a sentence out.

"Go on, I'll cover for you. If anyone asks, you weren't feeling okay and instead of bothering Chastity you decided to lay down for a bit. I'll bring dinner down for you if you'd like."

"Thanks." Thomas sat there for a little bit, before getting up and going to his room. Daniel had to go to their next class and Marcus had a free period.

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"Od! OD!" Capucius said, leaning out of Chastity's arms and placing his small hands on the plastic.

"Here let me try. Cap," Stephen waiting for Cap to look at him. "I'm en."

"En." Cap said pointing to Stephen.

"Ex." Stephen said, running his finger down Exton's arm.

"Ex Od?" Cap said, placing his hands on the plastic.

"Yes Ex is Od."

"Od?"

"Mum." Stephen said, placing his hand on Chastity's arm.

"Mum." Capucius repeated, hugging Chastity.

"Ex." Stephen said again, familiarizing Capucius with the word and the person. He had learned this while teaching Chemistry, that it was easier to teach a whole class to distinguish between two elements by pointing to the things that looked the same and familiarizing them with the compound it made.

"Ex." Cap said again, looking at Stephen's hand brushing Exton's arm. Chastity went to say good, but Stephen stopped her. "Ex, mum."

"Yes, that's Exton, your brother."

"Ex od?"

"He's getting better, see he's not hooked up to all those machines, just the respirator. That helps him breath."

"Od." Cap nodded before guesturing that he wanted the baby out of the plastic incubator. Chastity placed Capucius on one of the hospital beds, pulling the sides up so he couldn't fall out before taking Exton out of the incubator and kissing his forehead. Stephen just watched the interaction in awe. Chastity then carefully sat down on the bed, Capucius crawled into her lap, sitting with his back against Chastity's chest and inbetween Chastity and Exton. He lent over and kissed Exton's forehead before holding his brother's hand. "Da!" Capucius yelled, seeing Severus enter. Exton broke out crying from Capucius' yelling, but thinking that Severus had caused it Cap baby glared his father. "Ex." Cap said, trying to calm the baby.

"Finally!" Severus said relieved. "He's calling him Ex, who in Merlin do I have to thank!"

"Besides me, I believe Merlin, but thatwould be Harry Potter." Stephen said smiling, he enjoyed watching Chastity and her family.

"Thank you." Severus said, biting back wanting to say something about his sarcasm.

"You're welcome. Come on Chast, we need to finish that potion, it's almost done if we work on it for the next few hours it should be done by tomorrow." Stephen said, leaving the Infirmary. Chastity got up and handed Exton to his daddy before kissing Severus and Capucius good-bye and leaving.

"Da." Cap said, sitting in Severus' lap.

"I know, I know."

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D/N: Some six thousand words, I hope you enjoyed the long chapter! Okay, everyone is biting my head off over this whole Mat/Dragon thing, YESwe ARE going to BREAK UP, but only for a SHORT while.We will be back together very shortly thanks to the twins, cause if you remember the twins did say something about Mat going away and helping him come back. The 101 ways to annoyLord Voldemort came from and I have decided that you can ask us anyquestions, no matter how personal it is, and we will answer it.Anyways, on with those wonderful and lovely reviews.

GOF MISTAKE: I've noticed that at the beginning when during the feast, Seamus is sitting next to Ron while the Beaux Baton's are going by, then when they are talking about Moody, Seamus is sitting next to Hermione I didn't know he could just slide right through a table. Another one that I noticed is the walking stick Moody is using when he chases Malfoy is leaning side-ways, and then when they go around the tree, it's sticking straight up. Anyone find any others (Please do not cheat and go onto Mugglenet or some other fansite, I want to see what YOU have caught not someone else)?

Orlin: We miss you, where have you gone?

Sarahamada: Glad you enjoyed the lat chapter and bought GOF.

Bitcake: Why would I say what though? I love the special edition! Especially the Meet the Champions section, poor Robert (Ced) :(. James: This one. Lucius: James gets his revenge for the poster in two chapters time. (Tears poster apart), you win James! Mat: Don't Tsk me!

Adrianna: Ok ok, don't bite my head off over asking. Harry:I'm not keeping them against their will, but if they leave then I know they're guilty, though I do remember already saying that. Draco: It's okay Addy. Lucius: As I said to Bit, he gets his revenge in two chapters and I tore apart the poster.

Heather: Glad you enjoyed the chapter, and that we cleared up the confusion.

Constance Nicholson: That names sounds strangely familiar, when I first heard it I thought of the actor Jack Nicholson, and I know he has a daughter but her name is beyond me. Sorry, but nope, Mat and Dragon aren't staying together, they do break up, but only for a bit so it's more like taking a break from each other. However, it's only going to be for a week or so. Yep Harry and Draco are the grandfather's to Tom Marvolo, very good. I have a notebook filled with the characters of this story, their backgrounds, their children's names, their children's background, and their children's names. Which I'm thinking of sending to a reader when I finish the series, but I'm not positive. However, they'll know all about Tom Marvolo and his brother and sisters, what happens to the main characters when they get to be adults. Wow, I don't know what to say to your complaiment except for thank you. It means alot, though I don't know how many people's stories you've read, but it does mean alot. About the mistypes, not everyone's perfect we all have flaws, and some of them I just don't catch. Which stories do you have marked? You're so sweet, you're welcome I love reading reviews and I actually have a bunch of reviewers that I talk to online and through emails. Thank you for taking the time to read and review for my story, as there are so many others on this site that you could read, I really do appreciate you taking time out of your schedule to read my story.