"that baka neko likes tohru, is that true?" Akito asked
"yes Akito..."shigure said
"I understand that you like your Aaya dearly, he can carry on living there...for awhile" Akito said.
"but... that BAKA NEKO must not love. is that understood?"Akito asked
"your word is law..." Shigure said
"ok, you will go home and talk to kyo and tell him what i told you today. it is ok i guess for the BAKA NEKO to like tohru but it is DEFINATELY NOT ok for tohru to love any of the zodiac members...of she WILL ...die..." Akito said
"your word is law Akito" shigure said and walked out of the room
SHIGURE' HOUSE
"im hooooooooooooome" shigure called.
"welcome back shigure-sa"tohru didn't get to finish her sentence
"GUUUUURE-SANNNNN OH HOW I MISSED YOU I HOPE YOU HAVN'T BEEN CHEATING ON ME WHEN YOU WENT OUT" ayame hugged shigure and said in a girlish voice "you are looking good today hadsome, but ..."ayame whispered a plan to shigure.
CHECKY SMILE ON BOTH THEIR FACES
"sigh well, we'd better get to school bye"tohru called
"bye the 2 perverts and the flower, have fuuun!" ayame called out
"SHUT UP" yuki and kyo said (--;;)
AT SCHOOL
"has everybody bought their swimming togs and all that stuff?" the teacher asked "yes!" the class said
"no miss, i havn't"
"kyo...you know...you still have to go..." the teacher said "oh thats ok kyo,
"i'll lend you my swimming togs, i bought 2" the girl said smiling
"HELL NO! i ain't wearing girly swimming togs"kyo shouted
"well nobody else bought two pairs so sorry kyo.."the teacher said (A/N I KNOW THAT WAS RANDOM BUT OH WELL...BARE WITH ME)
"thank you" the teacher said smiling at her
"WHAT! I HAVE TO WEAR A GIRLY SWIMMING TOGS!"KYO SHOUTED
"ARE YOU CRAZY! SO I HAVE TO WEAR TOGS WITH LITTLE CUTE PINK DISGUSTING FLOWERS ON THEM?" kyo shouted
"relax kyo, be happy you can go swimming, i mean seriously, you should be thankful"
"oh darling kyo, you know...about the togs...there not togs...their ...BIKINIS!" the girl said
"oh shit..."kyo said as he slammed him head onto the desk
"ok class lets go to the changing rooms" the teacher said
"oh here kyo" the girl said handing him a pink Bikini with pictures of PURPLE RATS AND MOUSE on it!
"this is probably the worst day ever!"kyo said to himself
(A/N sorry i'll skip the swimming lesson because I think of anything)
Shigure's house
"well well well, hello the 2 perverts and our little flower" ayame said (>U)>
"shut up!" yuki passed ayame and hit him on the head. (+)
"oh well, I better get dinner started" tohru said sighing "hm...guure-san, i think im going to my shop now" ayame waved and went out the door.
"bye" shigure waved and pretended to be sad but really shigure and ayame had a plan up their sleves. ( not literally up their sleves, but you know what i mean..)
DINNER TIME!
"its is very good my precious flower" shigure commented as he always does when tohru is cooking.
"IM BAAAAAAAAAAAACK, hopefully i havn't missed too much of dinner.."ayame called
"take your shoes off at the door" yuki said "oh dear little brother, your going to ask me to walk all the way back there JUST to take off my shoes?"ayame asked
"no...im not going to ask you ayame, im going to be very kind and SEND you over there" yuki said as he kicked ayame all the way away to the door and ayame 'somehow' managed to crash into butt fist.
(now if you can picture it...a butt is sticking out of the door, thank god they don't live in the city, first naked man now butt...hm...)
ayame took off his shoes and sat down to eat...
AFTER DINNER
tohru started washing te dishes...
soon everyone went to sleep and yuki and kyo made sure tohru locked her room so ayame couldn't get in and soon they went to sleep.
everyone awoke to kyo's language
"FUCK OFF!" kyo shouted "oh dear kyo, just let me sleep" ayame pleaded "GET OFF MY FUCKING BODY THEN"kyo shouted "kyo..im so cold..."ayame said and then
POOF ayame transformed "AAAAAAAAAAAARG, DON'T YOU DARE CRAWL INTO MY BOXERS"kyo threatened ayame slithered up to tohru.
"NO! GET AWAY FROM HONDA-SAN" yuki shouted and he stood of ayame's tail.
POOF ayame transformed back and as yuki was standing on him that place that yuki was standing happen to be ayame's butt
"oh yuki dear yuki, i knew you were a pervert! i knew it was in you!"ayame cried "now we can go in a 3some! with gure-san,me and now you"ayame said feeling happy "SHUT UP OR I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE" 0 yuki said..
"kyo..i need to talk to you" shigure said "ok" kyo said
IN KYO'S ROOM
"i met Akito yesterday...he wants me to tell you something.."
A/N right now there are no mistakes but things change when it gets put on the net and also im using note pad so please give a little credit.
if i don't get 6 reviews you don't get the next chappie P btw, when i mentioned a plan...its going to be in the next chapter P
