A Dinner Party Gone 'Kitty'

The group is at a dinner party. But what is Al's strange

kitty obsession got to do with it?


"Aww come on Riza, please!" Roy, being stupid as he is, kept trying to get Riza to go out with him, but she never wanted to.

"No."

"Please!"

"No!"

"Please!"

"Roy just shut up!" Ed yelled and hit Roy on the head.

"Why don't you shut up shrimp!"

"Don't call me a shrimp!"

"Shrimp."

"Idiot!"

"Pipsqueak!"

"Pervert!"

"..." Roy just stood there shocked.

"Roy. Roy?" All of a sudden Roy lunged at Ed. Fists flew and kicks landed one after another.

"Boys! BOYS!" They stopped fighting. Roy's fist was in the air about to hit Ed, who was on the ground. They both looked up to find a very angry Riza. "Will you boys stop it so we can go to the dinner party?"

"Yes sir." They both said in union.

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later that evening...

"Brother you made it!" Al said, setting the last of the drinks on the table.

"Hey Al!"

Brother, guess who's here."

"Who?" Ed asked. He then walked over to the table, grabbed a drink and took a sip.

"Father!" Ed spit our his drink and hit Al on the head. "Brother, why did you hit me?"

"Why the hell did you have to invite that bastard?"

"But brother! He's our dad! He should be here!"

"Damn you Al! You know I hate him!" Ed was about to kill Al when Hohenheim walked outside.

"Thanks for inviting me Al. I just had to come and congratulate my son."

"Congratulate me on what?" Ed asked and set his glass on the table.

"For getting married of course! What's her name again? Oh ya! I just had to congratulate you and Winry!"

"AL!"

"Y..yes brother?" Al popped out of the kitchen. He had somehow managed to slip out of the conversation without getting noticed.

"WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT ME AND WINRY GOT MARRIED?"

"I..I had to brother. It was the only thing I could think of to get him to come!" Al said, who was scared at the now fuming Ed.

"What are you talking about?" Hohenheim asked.

"ME AND WINRY ARE NOT MARRIED!"

"Wow. I thought you were by what Al told me. It doesn't matter, you two make a cute couple." Winry, who had witnessed the whole thing, blushed. Ed, on the other hand, fell down anime style.

"Thank you Mr. Elric, but me and Ed aren't going out, we're just friends." Winry said, recovering first.

"Oh ok! Well if you'll excuse me, the turkey is almost done." He said and walked into the house.

"I'm glad that's over." Riza said, walking out of the house with Roy.

"Her love birds!" He said, swaying were he stood.

"Is he drunk?"

"Hey! I swear to drunk I'm not god!" Riza sighed.

"Ya. He just had like six martini's." Ed was about to say something when a weird noise was heard from inside the house.

"What was that?" Ed asked and looked inside the house, but saw nothing.

"Meow! Meow!"

"There it is again! Just closer!" All of a sudden, eight objects came flying out of the house.

Winry screamed and dropped her plate she had just picked up. Riza reached into her purse and grabbed her gun. Ed just stood there wide-eyed. Roy was staring at Riza, unaware of what was going on. 'Damn she's hott when she has a gun.'

"What the hell is going on here?" Hohenheim yelled. There, on the back porch, were eight cats that were 'attacking' the group. Al, upon hearing the scream, ran to the back porch. He had, what else, seven cats perched on his head.

"Oops sorry brother!"

"AL! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU! DON'T KEEP ANY CATS THAT YOU FIND!"

"Sorry brother, but they were just to cute!"

"AL!"

"Y..yes?"

"You better run, 'cause your dead!" Ed yelled and started to chase him.

"So Riza. You wanna have some fun?" Roy asked and winked.

"PERVERT!" Riza yelled and knocked him in the head with her gun. Roy was now on the ground swirly-eyed.


it was the attack of the kitties! lol..please review!