Got Milk

No wonder Ed was made fun of


"Places everyone! Places! Ed get your butt over here!" The director yelled. Ed, who was standing there eating a donut, ran over to the director. "Now Ed, the only thing you have to do is stand there."

"Ya, ya I know," He said and went to the place he was told to stand.

"Lights, camera, action!" When 'action' was called, a young man came walking in on the scene. He stopped beside Ed and put an arm on Ed's head. (a/n. god i hate rhyming)

"Edward was going to appear in this picture, but he didn't drink enough milk and is now too short to appear anywere," The man said and held up a glass. "Got Milk?"

"And cut! That was briliant! Print that will ya Scott. Now Ed, what do you think?" Ed stood there with his head facing down. "Ed, Ed?" Ed lifted up his head and looked at the director. His eyes were flaming and there was smoke coming out of his ears.

"DON'T CALL ME SHORT! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT..."

two hours later...

"DAMN IT I HATE MILK. I HATE IT, I HATE IT, I HATE IT! DAMN MILK WHY DID YOU CURE ME LIKE THAT..." He stopped. He looked around the room to notice no one there. He walked towards the exit, but not before crushing the tape that had the comercial on it.


the end! was it good, bad, ugly? please review! oh! i will not update until you ppl review!