Author- And we're back with chapter two of this story!

Joker- You make it sound like it was a Holy Grail.

Author- Funny you should say that...(pulling out the Holy Grail from behind).

Joker- Is that the real Holy Grail?!

Author- Yes.

Joker- The Holy Grail that you've kept in your vault underneath your home?!

Author- Yup. Joker- Where you keep the Ark of the Covenant! The wooden beams of Noah's Ark! The Philosopher Stone! The ancient text from the great Xuanzang! The...!

Author- Yes! Please stop telling the readers all the stuff.

Joker- Of course. ANYWAY...sorry for the...late entry. The Author here has some unfinished business concerning a clown that is literally the manifestation of death.

Author- Please don't include Pennywise in here. It's bad enough he died. Now...we're just roasting him from the pits of Darkness.

Joker- No. We're not just roasting him. We're literally putting him out on the stake filled with the flames of Hell!

Author- I knew I shouldn't let you watch those violent movies. You're literally thinking about killing things.

Joker- Technically, I'm doing the world a favor if I killed Pennywise. That...and any clown. Clowns are the worst.

Author- Disregard your hatred towards clowns, it's time to introduce more characters!

Joker- Yeah! Like the big, voluptuous...!

Author- Oh no, you don't! (Use the Holy Grail to freeze Joker). There. Better. Now...on to the show!

Chapter Two.

Kaiba's POV.

'Urgh…my head…' I groaned as I slowly wake up from my temporary unconscious state. I slowly looked around and saw my surroundings. I'm in a small room with some weird patterns on the door. The door is paper, from the looks of it. I heard a small voice coming from behind the door. 'Onii-chan, are you sure he's safe?' The small voice asked with a hint of worry. 'He's probably just a normal person. He's harmless.' A male voice said, reassuring the smaller voice. The door opens, revealing two people. The first person is a guy with auburn hair and golden-brown colored eyes. He wears a white shirt and black jeans. The second person is a small girl with crimson eyes and long white hair. She wears a collared, purple long-sleeved shirt with a light purple scarf to match and a long white skirt. 'EMIYA?' I asked as I recognized the guy. 'How do you know my name?' He asked with a surprised tone. 'Do you know my Onii-chan?' The little girl said as she hides behind Emiya's right leg. 'Illya. Don't be rude to him.' Emiya warned her. No…EMIYA has white hair. This guy…he's probably just someone who looks like him. 'Nothing. Just that…you looked like someone I know.' I said, trying to move the topic away. 'By the way, my name is Emiya Shirou. This is Illyasviel Von Einzbern, my adopted little sister.' He introduces himself and the little girl.

'Where am I? What realm?' I asked. 'You're in Fuyuki. Japan. On Earth.' Illya said nonchalantly. I was panicking before I felt something cold on my right finger. I looked and saw the last thing that Jeanne had given me before my exile. A silver ring with her insignia and her name. 'I need to get back…' I thought before…

My stomach grumbled. 'Ah…you must be hungry. I've prepared some food for you outside. The clothes are there. I think they fit.' Shiro said with a calm smile as he walks off with Illya. I slowly got up and looked at the clothes. A normal white shirt with red flames on the side and a navy-blue jean. I wore the clothes before leaving the room. I saw Illya standing right next to the door. 'Come on. I'll show you where the living room is.' She said. I nodded as I followed her. She skips in front of me while I take in the surrounding. This feels weird but also…homey. Soon, she slid open another door, revealing what they call a living room. Em…Shirou…he's there along with two other people, both of them are girls. The first girl has violet hair that she styled with a red-pink ribbon on the left side, and violet eyes. She wears a pink coat and a white dress. The second girl has aqua-colored eyes and long wavy black hair which she styles with flanking twin-tails tied with black ribbons. She wears a red turtleneck, a black skirt, and long black socks. 'Ah! He's awake.' The purple haired-girl said with a hint of happiness in her tone.

'Is he the one who you two found unconscious last night?' The second girl asked as she squints her eyes at me. 'Come on, let's sit you down for food.' Illya said as she takes my hand. She leads me to a seat, and I sat down. The two also sat down and I saw Shirou bringing in plates. 'Today, I've cooked Hamburgers.' He said as he laid down the plates in front of us. I looked at the food and the utensils, which are only two sticks. 'Itadakimasu!' They said as they clapped their hands before grabbing the two sticks. I saw how they used it. I followed their fingers, but it seems I'm not capable of doing it. 'Oh…maybe he should have a knife and fork.' The purple-haired girl said, seeing my difficulty of holding these two sticks, as she got up and took a knife and fork. 'Good thinking, Sakura.' Shirou said with a smile. She blushed faintly as she gave me the utensils. I slowly cut the food they called Hamburger and tasted it. My eyes went wide as the food tastes exquisite and divine. 'I know it's not much but it's something.' Shirou said apologetically.

'Don't. This is tasty enough.' I said with my mouth full as I continued eating. As soon as I finished, the purple-haired girl, Sakura, gave me a cup of light brown liquid. 'It's herbal tea. It will help with digestion.' She said. I take it and drank it. I feel the bitter taste of this tea but also a hint of sugar and some sort of mint. Once I finished drinking, I placed the cup down. 'So…who are you?' The black-haired girl asked straight out. 'Rin, you shouldn't just ask that question out of nowhere…' Shirou said sternly. 'It's fine. They need to know who they are talking to.' I said before I took a deep breath. 'My name is Kaiba Kazuraba. I am…or I was…a citizen of Chaldea City. Home for Servants. Heroic spirits fought for the justice of the world. I was the Ruler Saber Archer class Servant.' I explained my background. The three looked at me and I saw Illya picking up a phone. 'Moshi moshi, is this the psychiatric hospital?' Illya said before Shirou take the phone away from her. 'Illya, he might be telling the truth.' Shirou said.

'But that is crazy! It sounds crazy!' The black-haired girl, Rin, said with disbelief. 'Now that you mentioned it…he did know you, Onii-chan.' Illya said as she looks at Shirou. 'Eh?' Sakura said in a surprised tone. 'Not only him but Rin here as well. Your brother reminds me of EMIYA, an Archer Servant and Rin remind me of Ishtar, another Archer Servant as well. Illya looks like someone I know as well and Sakura has so many look-alikes, it's difficult to keep track.' I said as I looked at the four. 'Those names…it sounds familiar…' Shirou said. 'Whatever. The point is…what are you doing here then?' Rin asked, wanting to know my current situation. My face fell as I remembered what happened. 'I…kinda disobeyed my mother…the King of Chaldea City.' I said. 'I'm sorry…' Sakura said apologetically. 'It's okay. I deserved it… I was a fool who only knows war and battles...not kindness and gentleness.' I said, reflecting on my faults. 'So…you're banished from your world to here?' Rin asked, summarising what I'm going through. 'Yes. I was stripped of my Servant Essence and sent here to realize my mistakes. However…I think Artoria might have some ulterior motive behind it as well.' I said. 'What did you do to make her mad and banish you?' Illya asked. Before I could answer…

'Senpai, we're going to be late for school.' Sakura said as she looks at the clock. Both Shirou and Rin were caught surprised and hurried to pack their things. 'School?' I asked with confusion. 'Yes. We have to go to school to learn things to get a job.' Shirou explains. 'What about Illya?' I asked as I looked at her. 'I also have school.' She said as she went through the same door we went through. 'If you want to walk around, it's fine. Here.' Shirou said as he gave me a square silver device. 'It's a phone. I've placed our numbers into the phone so if there is an emergency, just tap the number and hold it to your ear.' Shirou explains the device he gave me. I nodded as I watched them leave. I looked at the phone before pocketing it. I looked at the ring, which has the name of my loved one etched on it. 'I swear…I will return from the banishment and held you once more in my arms…Jeanne.' I thought as I walked out of the home. It seems Earth has some special perks. I watched how people buying things like from the bazaar from my world.

Soon, I reached a building that eerily looked like Nursery's place. I can't read the language, but I saw Shirou, Sakura, and Rin walking into the building. I was tempted to follow them, but I knew it would cross their boundaries. I decided to take a walk around the park. I kept on walking before I felt the ring feeling warm. I looked at it and it was glowing. It must be pointing towards something. I trudged through the forest before I stumbled upon a stone orb. 'It can't be…' I thought as I picked it up. The ring glowed before it stopped glowing. 'Jeanne…thank you…' I thought as I placed the orb back on the ground. 'But…I need to learn from my mistakes.' I said as I walked away.

Artoria's POV.

I was still in despair from the banishment of Kaiba. He was like my son. I wiped away the tears as I heard a knock on the door. 'You may enter.' I ordered the person behind the door. The door opens, revealing…

'Raku? What are you doing here?' I asked. Raku just stayed quiet before raising his head, showing me his red eyes. 'Well…I wanted to see if the King is doing well. You've been cooped up here for three days now. You need to talk to someone if you're feeling down.' Raku said. 'I…It's just…I had to banish him. He was getting reckless. But…I know that in his heart, he means well.' I said. Raku pursed his lips before looking away. 'Well...this is hard to do but...I'm sorry…' Raku said nonchalantly.

'For what?' I asked before three wisps of shadows formed behind him before forming into shadow forms of Siegfried, Medusa and Saber Lily. 'You! You are the one who summoned the dark Servants at the vault!' I screamed with anger as I summoned Excalibur. Raku smiled evilly as he clicks his fingers. 'Well…Kaiba was getting on my nerve so I decided to get rid of him and when you did the exact thing I wanted to do…I was surprised but happy to take that as my sheer luck. Now…my plan will work.' He said before pulling out a small paper out from his jacket. 'Now…show me where you hide this…' He said as he shows the picture to me. My eyes went wide as I recognized the object in the picture. 'That is a myth. Nothing more than a fable.' I said, trying to discourage him from the madness he's pursuing. 'Now…I know where Kaiba gets his lying streak from. No matter, I will get Magis to help me. However…I still need for you since you are the original Saber.' Raku said as he ordered the Dark Servants to attack me. I was about to get overwhelmed by them when…

Several swords came flying right into the room, piercing the Dark Servants and dissipating them. Gilgamesh appears into the room, using his portal while glaring at Raku. 'Well…now I know why Jeanne hates you.' He said as he stands right in front of me. 'Gilgamesh. Glad to see you here but I need EMIYA since he's the strongest Archer.' Raku said, mocking Gilgamesh's power. Gilgamesh smiled as he summoned his portals. 'Let's see if you still think EMIYA is the strongest when you have swords stuck in your body.' Gilgamesh said. He turns towards me. 'Gather the others and flee to Earth. Meet Kaiba and tell him of the predicament. I will try to hold him here.' He said, glaring at Raku. I saw Raku donning his armor and summoned both of his swords. I nodded as Gilgamesh formed another portal in front of me. 'Be careful.' I said as I entered the portal, exiting right in the middle of the city. I heard a loud explosion and saw the top of the castle smoking. I ran right towards the people I need to bring. I saw Jeanne, Mordred, Nero, EMIYA, Medusa, Cu Chulainn, Medea and Jack The Ripper.

'My King, what are you doing here?' Jeanne asked. 'No time to talk. We need to leave…' I said before I heard another large explosion. We all turned and saw Raku walking towards my location, with Gilgamesh entangled in dark tendrils, unconscious. 'Now…Artoria. Please be gentle and come with me quietly and calmly. The others as well.' He spoke with a mockingly soothing tone. He then clicked his fingers and summoned four dark wisps that transformed into Dark Gilgamesh, Dark Mordred, Dark Lancelot Berserker, and Dark Gorgon. He then clicked once more and four more dark wisps came that transformed into Dark Chiron, Dark Atalanta, Dark Vlad, and Dark Frankenstein. 'You four, capture the targets. The others, go round up the other Servants.' He said, giving the Dark Servants their orders. The first four looked at us as they summoned their weapons.

'You guys go ahead. We'll stall them for a bit.' Sieg said as he, Astolfo, Frankenstein and Atalanta stood in front of us, wielding their weapons. 'Be safe, Sieg.' Jeanne said as she knew Sieg could injure himself. He nods as he transformed into his Siegfried form. We all went towards the Trans-world Teleporter. 'Stay here. I need to get something.' I said to them. 'We'll go with you.' EMIYA said as he and Cu Chulainn offered to protect me. I nodded as the three of us went towards the vault of Heroes. I opened the door and got a small sack. I opened one cupboard and saw the two things I need to retrieve first. A dark version of my sword and a staff with the dragon emblem on the flag. I stashed the two in the sack before going into the forbidden room. I went towards the only thing in the room. A small box. I placed into the sack and we exited the vault before two new Dark Servants, Dark EMIYA and Dark Cu Chulainn came in front of us. 'Go without us. Your safety is the priority of Chaldea City.' EMIYA said as he summons his bow. 'Yeah. Get Kaiba back here.' Cu Chulainn said as he summoned his spear. I nodded as I ran. The two Dark Servants were about to catch me but EMIYA shot two arrows right into their chests, pinning them to the walls. I reached the Trans-world Teleporter and saw all of them ready. 'Okay. We need to go…' I said before I heard foot-steps. I turned and saw Raku standing there, smiling and wielding his swords. 'End this, Raku and nobody gets hurt.' I warned him. He laughed as he looked at the sack I'm holding. 'I guess you have the object I needed. Hand it over.' He said as he summoned two Dark Servants, Dark Hercules, and Dark Spartacus. I turned the sword, activating the teleporter. 'Tell Kaiba what happened. After that, find your sister and my sister.' I said to Jeanne as I turned to face Raku with Excalibur.

'Wait?! I have a sister?! You have a sister?!' Jeanne asked with disbelief. 'Not now. Just trust me. You'll know when you see them. Also…' I answered before I pulled out something. I throw the thing right to Jeanne as she caught it. It was a ring. 'Give that to Kaiba. It will allow him to temporary use his powers with the addition of my powers as well. Tell him…I'm proud to call him my son.' I said with a sad smile. Jeanne nodded as I turned towards Raku. 'Come on, Raku' I said, motioning him to attack. 'You and what army?' Raku asked with a sinister smile. 'Me and the Sword's owner.' I said as I pointed towards the opened door. Raku was confused before he was slammed right in the stomach by a familiar person.

'Good to see you again, my female self.' Arthur said with a smirk as he stands right next to me. 'We'll talk later. We need to defeat this maniac first.' I said as I saw Jeanne and the others have gone through the teleporter. The teleporter closed and I smiled. 'Now…you're facing me, the owner of Excalibur and my male self as well!' I shouted as Arthur and I charged towards Raku and his Dark Servants.

Author- And that is the end of Chapter Two!

Joker- (After getting out from the freeze). That's it?

Author- Okay, Joker...why do you say that to this chapter? It's longer than the prologue. It has action as well. As well as an introduction to the casts of Fate Stay Night. By the way, their appearance follows the Fate Stay Night Unlimited Bladeworks.

Joker- What about the other casts? Like from Fate Kaleid Prisma Illya? Casts from Fate Apocrypha, except for Jeanne, Mordred and the other Servants and Homunculus? Casts from Fate Extra Encore, except for Nero? Casts from Fate Grand Order? What about from Fate Fake?

Author- Listen...we only have enough budget to get these four. Maybe if we sell the collection of your Yu-Gi-Oh cards, your collection of Cardfight Vanguard cards and your collection of your...ahem...Transformers toys, we could get the budget for more characters.

Joker- Okay, we can sell the first two collections but not the Transformers. I worked my ass off trying to collect them! I even went to the point of starving myself just to get the limited edition, near-mint condition, G1 Optimus Prime. Those things are priceless.

Author- Okay. We won't sell the Transformers. But that leaves us with enough budget for...five characters. That's characters that are not Servants. Servants are free to use.

Joker- What about that one thing? Author- Are we really that desperate to sell that?

Joker- I mean...you're the one who put all the Fate series in the first place. So...technically speaking...you're the one who should be paying the budget.

Author-...

Joker- I mean...if you don't want to get Lord El Melloi, Kiritsugu, Seyla and Leysritt, Irisviel...!

Author- No! We need Irisviel, Seyla and Leysritt! Even if it means selling that one thing!

Joker- That's the spirit! In the meantime, we'll see you beautiful son of guns on our next chapter!

Author- I said no Youtubers' catch-phrases! Especially from Lost Pause! We're going to be buried underneath tons of legal paper-work if you use more catch-phrases like that!