In the Katsuragi residence
Shinji , Asuka , Bebeal and Shaktoo were in front of Misato's apartment , Bebeal observed the building as if it was the best place on Earth , Shaktoo hated her for this , he hated all of the buildings in the city.
WOW! This is were you live ? Its so huge and tall , and grey. She kept looking up into the building.
"Well Its good you think its...great...even though they all look the same"Asuka was kind of figuring out just how "weird" she really was.
So what do you think about it Shaktoo ? Shinji asked him seeing how uninterested he was.
Its the most grey , dull , square and pathetic building I've ever seen...let me guess , your the only morons living here. He said smiling ,expecting Shinji to be hurt by his comments.
Well yeah...were the only people living in this building , but mainly because of the poor condition of it.
And you live here anyway ? How pathetic. Shaktoo still got no cry of pain.
Are you trying to make us mad ? Asuka asked preparing to punch him.
Yes , but you guys are no fun , you don't fight back or start crying like most people do.
So aren't you going to show us the way before my sis faints from exitement?
Bebeal was running in circles around them" YAY WERE GOING IN!"
Misato was in the living room drinking her favorite beer when the door bell rang.
I hope it isn't that guy from the bar...she mumbled opening the door.
When she opened the door , she was met by Shinji and Asuka.
Hey how was school , how was your day yatayatayata...whatever. she said half asleep.
Hey Misato we brought a few new friends over , you don't mind right ? Asuka said pushing Bebeal in front of her.
Misato stared at Bebeal closely " Since when did Rei dye her hair red , like the contacts lens , makes you look like a cat"
What's a cat ? Is it tasty ? She started to drool.
Misato this isn't Rei , this is Bebeal , who "looks" like Rei , but she's completely different from her...trust me. Asuka said pushing Shaktoo in front of Misato now.
Now this guy here is Shaktoo , Bebeal's brother , he's really annoying too.
Are you Shinji's mom ? Because you look like him . Bebeal entered the apartment without hesitation.
No! I'm not Shinji's mom! I'm his guardian Misato Katsuragi.
Well Misato , your hair looks like a wig ,is it real ? Shaktoo said chuckling.
Is that a compliment or an insult ?
If you think your hair looks like it belongs on a horse , then go ahead and take it as a compliment.
I think I know why Asuka said you were annoying...come on in I guess.
Everyone settles down on the table to eat , Shinji begins to explain a bit about them to Misato.
Well Misato...how do I put this ?...Asuka you explain.
Well Shaktoo here is the most serious guy in school , he made Rei blush and instead of being happy , he got mad about it , and apparently Shinji too.
You noticed ! Shinji gets nervous
He also seems to have some sort of problem controlling his temper , he threw all the food they gave him to the wall.
He only eats meat.
So he's a bad boy . Misato grins next to his ear seductively. She got no response but a mean glare from him.
And he's oblivious to any charms they do to him , unlike Baka here. In school all the girls were swooning over him .
Oh come on ALL of them, please ? Misato teased.
Well he got Rei to blush didn't he , and I saw her look at him a few times...and you guys were a long time alone in the cafeteria...
Well I did not like the edibles they gave me.
You mean the food or the girls ? Misato grinned thinking having caught him of guard.
Both ! How could I be attracted to a girl that looks like my sister! he yelled to Misato.
Got a point there, that would be a little sick wouldn't it ?
Oh yeah !he is also a supper nerd , he knows everything you ask him...and I mean "everything" I asked him if he knew if the commander wheared glasses and he said yes! he even described his facial appearrance , and he just got here today!
And what of Bebeal over there chewing my couch. She points to Bebeal behind them.
Sister that couch is not a cow.
Oh sorry , I thought that it was just fat. She cleans of the saliva from the couch.
Well she is sort of the opposite of Rei , she is always happy and jumping around , and she also only eats meat.
Yeah I hate yucky plants , bleck , they taste awfull.
And she uumm...she is sort of...well she...is...
"Stupid" Shaktoo says patting Bebeal's head like a dog , she was even sticking her tongue out , drooling and everything.
She is my stupid pet sister , and she does this a lot actually. He caresses her red hair.
Shinji was feeling strange about this , a girl that looked like Rei was standing on all four on the floor , with her tongue out drooling.
Now just keep doing that until I leave . Shaktoo grinned mockingly at Shinji , as if he was doing this on purpose .
Okay , I'll be a cute wittle puppy , arf...
More like a bi...Misato was about to say the "word" when Bebeal noticed her brother's insult.
Hey I'm not stupid !arf , I'm smart see !I can count to five with my fingers. She shows them her open palm.
Of course you are , not even a rock is smarter than you sis.
Yeah that's right , I can beat a rock , arf arf.
Shinji had a nosebleed from the way she crawled like a baby , barking and waving her "tail".
So Shinji , I see you have an attraction to my sister . You can have her for the night since I have to leave.
What do you mean by that! Asuka stood up realizing what he was doing.
Bebeal...I want you to keep being a puppy until dinner time.
ARF!
And make sure you only play with Shinji , wave your "tail", he seems to like that.
ARF ARF!
Wa...what ? Shinji saw Shaktoo's creepy smile while he opened the door.
Sister you have my permission to eat Shinji.
Arf Arf ,Really? All right !
See you later Sis . He waves good bye and leaves.
Is he serious? Is he doing this to mess with Shinji! Asuka saw Bebeal go to him, licking his cheek.
Well I guess you better hurry up with dinner Shinji...unless you like her running around like a dog. Misato said as Asuka was furious.
Shinji ran to the kitchen to hurry up...Bebeal crawled after him.
Misato your not going to let her crawl around Shinji ? She'll be licking his shoes and waving her ass at him all night! Asuka was getting more and more nervous with every time she waved her "tail" at Shinji.
Suspicously , Shinji decided to make stake and rice...wich took almost two hours to prepare.
Bebeal licked Shinji's legs , barked at him , and the more than occasional "tail" wave.
Misato and Asuka almost fainted when they heard Shinji moan at one time.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THERE! Misato shouted.
They went to check , apparently Bebeal had accidently licked Shinji a little to close to his waist.
After that incident Bebeal calmed down a little and decided to stop licking Shinji ,but she still waved her "tail" at Shinji.
An hour later , Shinji came out of the kitchen pale , strangely holding the plates in front of his waist.
After Shinji serves everyone their dinner , Bebeal was still crawling around like a dog , even barking like a chihuahua.
Guess you liked Bebeal's dog act...maybe she should come over again. Misato was laughing hard.
He...here guys...hope you like it...
Shinji is almost thrown back when Bebeal runs and starts eating her plate from his hands.
Bebeal you have to wait for the food to get to you , you can't just eat from the chefs hands! Misato scolds her getting an angry look from her.
Okay...
Shinji serves Bebeal first who starts eating the moment the plate touched the table.
Here's your dinner Asuka , better cover it or else you'll get drool on it from Bebeal.
DONE! Bebeal showed them the empy plate.
ALREADY! ITS ONLY BEEN LIKE FIVE SECONDS! Asuka was surprised , that is not even humanly possible without bitting your tongue or choking to death.
Asuake begins to eat her plate along with Misato and Shinji , Bebeal was staring at their plates since she already finished.
So Asuka...you full ?
No! Get away !I can't eat with you drooling next to me. Asuka pushes her away.
Bebeal turns to go to Misato " Oh no , I haven't eaten anything all day , go drool next to Shinji , I'm sure he would be more than happy" She smiled evilly at Shinji .
Shinji doesn't seem to make an effort to push her away , he just ate as Bebeal drooled at the steak's sight.
She goes over to Shinji and starts to stare at his plate.
That's too much meat for one hu...I mean kid to eat. She stares at his plate with only one piece of meat left.
Shinji stared at her beside him drooling with her tongue out.
Hey Misato! there is something in Shinji's pants! Bebeal points to Shinji's waist reaching down.
DON'T TOUCH IT! Its a carrot , you don't like carrots right ? Misato quickly saves Shinji from "manhood".
Eww carrots , yuck...Shinji why do you have a carrot in...
If you shut up , Shinji will give you his last steak! Asuka quickly said.
Oh yeah! Give the food to me Shinji! She puts her hands out waiting for the steak.
Shinji seems to be thinking for a moment until , he grins to himself reaching for his fork.
What is he doing ? Asuka whispered .
Shinji decided to tease her , he moved the fork slowly to the piece.
You won't do it. She says sweating.
Asuka and Misato are shocked that Shinji was taking advantage of her innocence , he would move the fork with the piece of steak stuck to it around, her head following its movement.
Shinji giggled " If you want it , try to take it from me" He said with a strange tone of voice.
Did he just say that ! Asuka whispered .
He's like this because : first , she looks like Rei , second , she is more active than Rei ,and third...he just found out a way to get her to do whatever he wants! Misato whispered while Shinji kept teasing the poor girl.
I'm going to eat it...he moved the fork closer to his mouth.
Nooooooo! she was holding his arm back , but wasn't quick enough.
Shinji ate it and started to chew the stake" MMMM!"
That was cruel Shinji , she was so watchfull of that piece and... Misato suddenly slammed her jaw on the floor.
OH MY GOD! Asuka shouted.
Bebeal was kissing Shinji...at least that's what it looked like , she was actually taking the steak from his mouth , struggling her tongue to take it.
I guess she really wants that steak...Misato muttered.
She pulled away with the steak in her mouth , she ate it victoriously.
"Mmmmhh! Your drool makes it tastier". She didn't even know what she just did.
YOU WHORE! Asuka punched her but strangely she didn't even flinch.
She just kept giggling savoring the meat. " See I won! Now I have the food in my tummy!"
Asuka kept slapping her , but it was like if she wasn't even there.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ? Asuka screamed slapping her face...Bebeal just kept giggling.
Shinji was dazed off with a huge nosebleed "What just happened ?" he stares down into the table , dripping blood on his plate.
Asuka you should leave her alone...I think she doesn't even know what she did , and besides , she doesn't even notice your hitting her. Misato watched as Bebeal got up and went to Shinji.
Hey Shinji are you okay ? She pokes his head.
Hey wait! I forgot to do what my bro told me to do!
Shinji looks up to her , staring confused at him,"beautiful" he whispered.
Beautiful ? What does that mean ? she asks with only inches away from his face.
Shinji! Did you just call her that ? Asuka yells at him pissed off.
I just remembered something! Bebeal jumps up reaching for Shinji.
What...what are you gonna do ? Shinji backs away , seeing the lust in her eyes.
My brother told me I could eat you!
WHAT! You can't do that...not here...Shinji whispers the last part.
SHINJI NO! Misato was about to seperate them when she did something else.
But first I have to taste you , I think this plate will do. Bebeal reaches for Shinji's plate and licks his blood , giggling in delight.
Mmmm , you taste good Shinji. She licks her lips with some blood dripping down them.
YOUR SICK! Misato was about to barf that she just drank Shinji's blood , and said it tasted "good".
I think that is enough , my brother wouldn't like it if I ate you so early.
Ah...uumm...okay... Shinji is strangely dissapointed.
I will eat you when the time has come. But I warn you...it will hurt a lot.
I...I'll...take your time...
BAKA! Don't tell me you were actually planning to go along ? Asuka sees the clock and runs to the living foom.
Asuka wait for me! Bebeal goes with her to the living room , leaving Misato alone with Shinji.
You scared me there Shinji-kun , you almost made her more than just a friend. Misato sighed in relief.
I...I think...I think she just did.
Oh don't tell me your falling for her now. Misato waited for his answer , witch she got...he blushed.
Shinji , you can't fall for every girl that talks to you!
But she...kissed me! Shinji touched his lips.
No she didn't! She was just taking the steak you were supposed to give her!
Then...why did she twirl her tongue ?
Probably to grab the steak . I bet she doesn't even know what she did.
But I gave her the steak the moment she kissed me , there was no reason for her to keep kissing me...
Misato gasped and widened her eyes , Bebeal had kept kissing him even after she got the steak...( She did say his drool made the steak taste better...maybe) She thought.
And what about...when she said she was going to "eat" me...her eyes were full of hunger and lust. Shinji stared at Bebeal watching TV with Asuka.
She coudn't have...she is too innocent to do that...or did she trick us like her brother did ? Misato thought deeply about this.
Misato , I forgot to tell you the reason why we brought them here.
Oh! Then why did you bring those two nut jobs here?
To live with us...
YOU EXPECT ME TO LET THEM LIVE WITH US AFTER THAT! She points to Bebeal in the TV room.
I think you should let them live here , for the sake of their lives...
What do you mean ? Misato asked confused.
I'll explain...
After Shinji told Misato of Shaktoo and Bebeal's way of living.
Misato felt like she was about to cry , she couldn't believe that such a happy girl lived so horribly , but it did explain her poor IQ and her brother's love for making people suffer.
Bebeal , Asuka could you come here please. Misato called them weakly.
Asuka and Bebeal entered the room , Asuka could see that Misato was crying.
Bebeal tell me how was your past. Misato asked .
What ?
I want you to tell me how you live.
Me and my brother have always lived alone , hunting in the woods and stuff , we had fun and played games until... Bebeal's cheery face suddenly vanished ,she wanted to tell them the truth , but she knew they would hate her for it.
Until what ? Asuka asked .
Until one day...Shaktoo changed...he was not fun to be with anymore...he became very bossy by the years and he no longer played with me , he would leave me all alone and come back when he needed me to hunt.
Are you twins ? Shinji asked .
No , my brother is two years older than me.
You have 14 years , then that means he is 16 years old! Asuka yelled , Shaktoo looked even younger than her.
Then that is why he is smarter than everyone at school! were did you guys go to in your childhood ?Shinji said.
We have never been to school before , today was our firts time.
Then how is he that smart ? We asked him all sorts of hard questions on the way home and he answered them all right! Asuka was getting a little freaked out of her brother's misteries.
And what about your parents ? Misato asked quietly.
I never met them , but my brother says we never had a mother , only our father...he was killed in a fight in the...streets...
The truth was that Bebeal didn't know how her father died , Shaktoo only told her that he was killed in a fight when they were trying to conquer a planet. How he even got killed she wondered even more since they were immortal beings.
Since we lived in the uumm , woods , nobody knew we existed until today , so we lived alone.
You guys are the first friends I've ever had ,other than my brother. She said the whole half-fake story very calmly , smiling even .
Asuka , Shinji and Misato were crying for her , Bebeal took the whole thing pretty well , unlike them.
Asuka are you hurt ? She asked looking for a wound in Asuka's body.
No , I feel sorry for you Bebeal , how could you not cry after telling us that ? She said in tears.
Shinji cried even more than Asuka , he noticed that the only time she let her smile down was when she talked about her brother , but she quickly cheered up again.
It's okay Bebeal , you can cry if you want , you don't have to pretend that your okay in front of us. Shinji patted her back.
We will let you live with us if you want. Misato hugged her crying into her shoulder.
Asuka was struck with fear when she saw the most horrible thing in the world... she was smiling , but not of joy...she was enyoing when they cried , her smile was different from earlier , it had something in it...
Bebeal why are you smiling ? Misato asked noticing too.
Why did you stop ? I liked it when water came out of your eyes.
Its not supposed to be funny Bebeal . Shinji was scared , she was more like her brother than he thought.
I'm sorry Shinji , I don't know why I smiled. I just felt that I found something I was looking for and I thought that the water meant that you guys liked me.
The door bell suddenly rang " who could it be at this time of night" Misato went to open the door , being met by Shaktoo.
Shaktoo? What are you doing here ? You said you were going to let Bebeal sleep over.
I need to speak to Bebeal , please get out of my way. He pushed her aside and walked quickly to the living room.
Hey smarty pants! Bebeal hugged him . Shaktoo pushed her away but she didn't mind.
We have to go sis. He said pulling her outside.
Why ? You said I could stay here.
Something turned up , now let's go. He pulls her to the door .
Oh all right , but can I stay tomorrow ?
Yeah sure , now lets go . He pulls her away and closes the door.
He's so cruel , and she doesn't even mind ? Why does she let him push her around like that ? Asuka now hated Shaktoo.
Misato...uumm , did you notice...
Yeah I know Shinji...she was lying .
Lying ? About what ? Asuka was confused.
The tone of her voice was different , as if she was trying to remember a rehearsal , trust me I'm a Major , I have been trained for this stuff for interrogations.
Probably it was Shaktoo who told her the act , but what doesn't he want us to find out? Shinji was suspicious of Shaktoo .
The way he pulled her away...do you think he molests her ? Asuka said suddenly.
She said he would leave her alone until he needed her...I hope your wrong Asuka...Misato said .
Come on , of to sleep you two , you can ask her tomorrow.
Somewhere else in a far off city , screams of pain can be heard across the night ,their next snack had begun.
