Technology
Wow... I am utterly amazed with how many reviews I got! EIGHTEEN reviews for just two short chapters! WHEEEEEE! ...erm, anyway, this chapter is on the SHM of Advent Children! Heh, I'm practically making this up along as I write it at this very moment. Anyway, ciao! And keep reviewing! (reviews are nice...)
Disclaimer: i dont own lyke ne final fansty ppl an i don evan own lyke da net...
Loz and Kadaj stared at Yazoo as he trudged over to the computer with a soda, switching the hard drive on and waiting for the computer to start up.
"Yazoo, we can't waste our time on these... whatever you call 'emz, we hafta find momma!" Loz whined, stomping his feet and poking his bottom lip out.
"Loz is right for once!" Kadaj nearly tore his hair out while Loz glared at his two younger brothers. "We need our mother NOW!" Kadaj screamed, wailing as much as Loz.
Yazoo just calmly sipped his soda and remained in his seat, clicking the mouse and pressing a few keys.
"Well, if you can't see, I'm looking for our MOTHER! SO MEH!" Yazoo countered, spilling his soda onto Loz's new boots, before turning back to the screen.
Loz scowled and sobbed at the same time. It sounded like an ape being tortured.
Immediately, Kadaj became interested in what evil plan Yazoo had in store for them. He walked behind Yazoo and peered over the screen.
"What? Where's the evil plan? The master mind! THIS IS A CHATROOM YOU DIMWIT!" Kadaj shouted to Yazoo, slapping him on the head.
Yazoo's head felt like it was made of rubber. It didn't even hurt his head when Kadaj slapped him on the head, so he simply ignored him and continued chatting.
"Look, I'm going to ask if they've seen mother! Then we're bound to find her!"
jindinea: an i was lyke omg! and then she was lyke no wai! an i was lyke yea wai!
SHM: Excuse me, but have you seen my mother?
Yu-Vi: wtf? ur mother? r u lyke 1 dose ppl tat tell yo momma jokes?
jindinea: yea, i hate thos ppl! there so annoyin!
SHM: Yo momma? What's that?
JOHNY: OMG! LYKE, U JUS INSULTED MU MOMMA! I SHALL NOW CUT U UP INTO LIL PEACES! -cuts SHM up-
SHM: ...What? Look, me and my two brothers are just trying to find our mother, and we thought we could find somehing here.
SHM: something
Yu-Vi: ohhhhhhhhh... so ur lyke 1 of thos mommas bois?
jindinea: eh, weve got heapsa thos herr. uh no offence, but wat doez SHM stand 4?
SHM: Silver Haired Men.
jindinea: ...OMGOMGOMG! LOL! R U LYKE GAI OR SOMETHIN?
Yu-Vi: LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!1!1!1!11
JOHNY: HAHAHAHAHAH! URGAYURGAYURGAY!
SHM: GAY! LOOK ALL IM TRYING TO DO IS FIND MY MOTHER, AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN A SINGLE BIT THAT I AM GAY!
JOHNY: ...i like cheeze.
Yu-Vi: wtf? jonhy, ur so random...
jindinea: lol
SHM: HELLO?
jindinea: gee, were herr were herr... wats ur mom look lyke anywai?
SHM: Well, here is a picture of her.
SHM has submitted JENOVA-MOTHER.jpg file.
Yu-Vi: ur moms name iz jenova? talk about flashee..
jindinea: wtf? look at the photo! ZOMG! UR MOM LOOKS LYKE A DUDE!
JOHNY: hahahhaahaahahahahahah! ur mom is gai!
jindinea: aaw, don pick on him. hes a newbie around herr.
SHM: What's a newbie? Anyway, have you seen her?
Yu-Vi: sorry dude. havent eva seen her in ma life.
jindinea: ditto.
♥T.L has signed on.
♥T.L: hey every1. whats up?
Yu-Vi: HEY TEE! I HAVENT SEEN U IN AGES! -GLOMPS-
♥T.L: lol hey. whos jindinea and SHM? new ppl?
jindinea: heya!
Yu-Vi: SHM? u there?
SHM: heyy this is loz. u just upset ma bro.
♥T.L: LOZ? ...odd i recognize tat name. eh
jindinea: anyway, about ur... brother?
SHM: yea, he jus wen off cryin bout somethin. tho u kinda upset him.
jindinea: awww.. soz. ur bro seems a bit sensitive -gives cookies-
♥T.L: lol. anywai, guess wat happened just yesterday? tat jerk cloud tried comin into my bar after trying to revive aeris.
SHM: ...o.o
jindinea: um...-.-
Yu-Vi: WHAT? LOL! WAT A LOSER!
jindinea has signed off.
SHM has signed off.
Yu-Vi: o.o wats wrong wit those 2?
♥T.L: beats me
Loz went running around in circles, going nuts.
"HE'S HERE! THE GUY! UM... CHOCCY-HEAD!"
Kadaj blinked.
"Choccy-head? What the hell have you been smokin', Loz..."
"IT'S HIM THOUGH! THE CHOSEN ONE IS BACK! I READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES!"
"Let me see..." Kadaj murmured, shoving Loz to the side so he could see the screen. Loz was right...
THE CHOSEN ONE HAD RETURNED!
"NOOOOOO! HE'S AFTER OUR MOTHER! SILVER HAIRED MEN! CHARGE!" Kadaj ordered, running towards the door.
Loz grabbed a sniffling Yazoo as he ran after Kadaj and kicked over the door right after Kadaj had slammed it.
"HIIIIIIYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Erm... heh-heh. Know who was in the chat room? Take a guess. I bet it'll be pretty easy. Though I have to admit, the chapter seemed very short and pointless, though the SHM will return in another chappie! REVIEW WITH YOUR OPINIONS, AND LYKE, SUGGEST IDEAS. :-D
