Technology
o.o... -stares at reviews- wow... I's is getting a huge load of reviews. Lol, thank you everybody for your kind reviews! They really cheer me up. :-D Though I'm am getting WAY much more than I ever expected. This chapter is a Vincent one, and then it will be followed by a Yuffie one. Well... read on!
Disclaimer:...o.o
Reno: o.o You can't even say it?
Me: Shut it, Reenee.
Reno: Reenee? WTF?
Me: Just shaddap... AHEM, I don't own anything at all! (mumbles)
Reno: 0.0 You don't even own any clothes?
Me: o.o I do! It's just- uh, on with the story!
Yuffie dragged Vincent to her bedroom and shoved him onto the computer seat.
"OH, VINNY, YOU JUST HAVE TO SEE MY NEW COMPUTER! IT'S TOTALLY WICKED! TRY IT OUT, TRY IT OUT!" Yuffie exclaimed, flicking a few buttons and giggling madly.
Vincent just blinked, staring at the strange device. Vincent had never seen or heard of these 'computers' as everyone calls them. As the computer started up, it began to make loud whirring noises. Vincent immediately thought it was some kind of fiend, and bolted up withdrawing his weapon.
Yuffie giggled again and stood in front of the computer, causing Vincent to put his weapon right back.
"Relax, Vinny! These don't hurt you! They're used for doing things like chatting, e-mailing, playing games and all of that other junk! Just sit there and click a few buttons, and you're bound to get the hang of it!" Yuffie assured Vincent, while disappearing out of the door.
Vincent frowned as he turned his head back to the computer.
What did Yuffie say again... ?
"Just sit there and click a few buttons, and you're bound to get the hang of it!"
Oh yeah...
So, Vincent pressed a button which resulted in a little menu popping up. And then Vincent pressed another button which had a arrow printed on it.
Then he hit the 'Enter' button which suddenly opened a window up for the internet.
In which, Yuffie's homepage showed up some weird yellow site that gave Vincent a sort of childish image in his head.
"Neopets... ? WTF!"
Well, Vincent actually didn't know the world of chat speak, so he really just muttered the homepage name.
Vincent clicked on the first link he saw: the 'Boards' link. Though as he did, he noticed a few words up in the top-right corner of the screen.
Welcome, xXMateriaNinjaXx - Pet: 0OoVinnyoO0 - NP: 11,547
He blinked at Yuffie's pet name for a moment, though as the page changed to the 'Boards' one, he completely forgot about it. Ish.
Vincent scrolled down the page, until something caught his eye.
What an odd site.
Evil Things and Monster Sightings
Pant Devil steal your Wand of Ultra Nova? Are you a Sloth minion? This board is for you.
Weird... Never mind that though. Vinny was a Newbie on this site, so he clicked on the 'Newbie' link. After the page loaded, Vincent frowned slightly at a topic.
'COME CHAT, OR DIE!'
Vincent, immediately feeling threatened, quickly clicked on the link, being actually afraid for once.
User: tackydie
Gender: Unknown
Age: 32 months
Hi.
Vincent blinked at the screen.
Hi?
Okay, I guess...
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
Hello.
Vincent had submitted the reply and pursed his lips slightly - not very Vincent-ish, wouldn't you agree?
User: tackydie
Gender: Unknown
Age: 32 months
HEY! I MEMBER U! HOWS IT GOIN MATTY!
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
...What are you talking about?
User: tackydie
Gender: Unknown
Age: 32 months
YOU DONT MEMBER ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
Stupid Laney... making me go on this effin site...
Just for your information, I DID NOT MAKE THIS USERNAME! And I don't even like this stupid little kiddy site... Oh, and I'm not a freakin' girl, okay?
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
TutuTurk? Turks go on this site?
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
Oh no freaking way (I would swear if I could, but I'm not even FRIGGIN ALLOWED ON THIS SITE!1!11)... That Materia girl's here?
Oh hell...
User: tackydie
Gender: Unknown
Age: 32 months
i'm going... BYE F(6546546)U(43434)C(654894)K(545353)E(43424232)RS!
User: n00b
Gender: Male
Age: 4 months
-gasp!- I'm reporting you!
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
WTF! I didn't know you could do that...
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
Wait a minute... Turks... Reno?
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
Well duh, kid. Gee, it took you that long to figure out? Elena's effin making me go on this stupid site, and she threatened me with many things you couldn't imagine.
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
This is Vincent. Yuffie showed me this computer, whatever it is.
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFW! HAHAHAHAHA! OMGOMGOMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
What is? You shouldn't be one to talk, just look at your user.
User: TutuTurk
Gender: Female
Age: Newbie
Eh. But I didn't even choose to go on this site, anyway! SO HAHHHHH!
Brb. My YouTube video has finished! Hehehehe... :-D
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
What? This site is confusing.
User: E4lena!
Gender: Female
Age: 5 months
RENO! I TOLD YOU TO STOP LOOKING AT THOSE VIDEOS! AH, YOU PERVERT!
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
What's going on? Are ALL of the Turks here?
User: SirBaldly
Gender: Male
Age: Newbie
...Elena's mainly the one who forces us on this site. The user was Reno's idea...
User: Cloudette
Gender: Female
Age: 1 month
Hello everyone!
User: E4lena!
Gender: Female
Age: 5 months
Heyy... Your lookup says you're Aeris Gainsborough! I thought you were dead! Or else you're some poser of some kind...
User: Cloudette
Gender: Female
Age: 1 month
Uhmm... I have to go! Bye everyone! -heart-
User: xXMateriaNinjaXx
Gender: Female
Age: 7 months
Aeris is back? Maybe I should tell Cloud. He said he'd be staying at the Honeybee Inn, so I could Fax it there.
Yes, our Vincent had already knew what faxing meant. Don't ask the author how, he just... found out.
Yuffie walked by the doorway, frowning as she saw Vincent's nose touching the screen.
"Uhhh, Vinny! Could I have a go, please!" Yuffie asked, walking over to him.
Vincent continued typing and shook her off.
Yuffie was appalled. Vincent was acting very... unusual.
"Uhh... maybe I could go use Teef's computer! Erm, I'll see you Vinny!" And with that, Yuffie ran off to Tifa's bar.
Vincent just robotically nodded, using the faxer to his left.
Maybe Cloud would get the message soon.
Eh, who cares?
Lawl, chapter may seem long, though there aren't much words in this one... I think. Not many people knew who jindinea was in the last chapter, surprisingly, though that's now for me to know, and for you to find out! Mwahaha... Err, anyway, next chapter, Yuffie as you already know, and then probably Reno or Tifa after that one. Review, people!
