Technology

Oh, poopie! I've only gotten two reviews for the last chapter! You people are getting lazy... -reader runs off- Wait! Wait, I didn't mean that! Uh... if you're still here, please just read...

Disclaimer: I do not own any-BEEP-ebhdsbdsaffff, MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION!
Me: -slaps head- I shouldn't have had that automatic Disclaimer thingy!

"An' I was like 'Vinny! Like, can I have a go now?'! An' he was all 'Shove off, bitch!', even though he said nothin', an' I was all 'OMG! Like, I'm going to Teef's place! Screw you, Vinny!', an' that's what happened!" Yuffie explained to Tifa, who was concentrating ever so hard on her fanfiction. Tifa nodded and continued typing. "Oooh! Whatcha' writin', Teef?"

Yuffie got up from the couch and stretched, before walking over to Tifa's computer and peering at the screen. Oddly, Tifa quickly covered the screen with her hands. "Um! I-I... uhh... I'll be back in a minute!" Tifa quickly closed her window some how, and ran off.

"Hmmm... was that even fanfiction she was looking at?" Yuffie asked herself. Shrugging, she seated herself in the chair that was in front of the computer. It showed Tifa's desktop of...

"Uhh... why's Teef got pictures of EV-ER-Y SIN-GLE PER-SON she's met? She's even got Sephiroth... and Kaddy-guy... and Rude and Reno... and... WTF? WHY'S SHE ONLY GOT PICTURES OF THE BAD GUYS AND THE EX-BAD GUYS? Hell, she even got TSENG AND RUFUS AND ELENA, DAMMIT!" Yuffie remained silent for a while.

"...Tifa's weird..."

Shrugging again, Yuffie looked at the little icons on the desktop.

"OOH, INTERNET PAC MAN!" Yuffie yelled out loud. She immediately clicked on the icon, which opened up a page for the internet. The Pac Man page opened.

Welcome, You Are Not Logged In - Log In - Register

Yuffie stared at the screen for a while.

"Umm... I'll just go on Midgar Instant Messenger!" She clicked on a little icon that was also in the desktop, which opened up a mini window of some sort. Tifa was already signed in as '♥T.L', so being lazy, Yuffie stayed in Tifa's account, though changed her user to 'Yu-Vi'. She paused for a while. "Hmph, maybe I should change it to Yu-Clo... or Yu-Ci... ? Eww... Erm, I'll just keep it as Yu-Vi!" she exclaimed, while peering at Tifa's contacts.

Welcome to MIM, Yu-Vi
User Title: Status: ONLINE, BOO-YAH!

Contacts

-Yu-Vi (OFF)
User Title: Status: OFFLINE, DUH, DUH, DUHHHH...

-SHM (OFF)
User Title: Wanted: Mother - Reward: Half of her cells.

-jindinea (ON)
User Title: Sunshine Lollypops, Rainbows...

-Sephy Iz Da Man (ON)
User Title: Sephy IZ Da Man! Y'hear?

-R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0 (ON)
User Title: Ma Milkshakes Bring All The Girls 2 Da Yard!

-Sir Baldly VII (ON)
User Title: NOTE: I did not make this username...

-E$L$E$N$A (ON)
User Title: ;D Tsengie's Gurl ;D

-Elly's Mon AKA Tseng (ON)
User Title: :-D Elly's Mon :-D

-Da Pr3z i5 da b35t (ON)
User Title: RUFUS' GF SUX CUZ I GOT MA SHEET!

-CLOUDIE (OFF)
User Title: Is looking for job that pays big bux, call: 14562-52226-12636

-xX-Lone.Gunman-Xx (ON)
User Title: Join My Guild At Neopets! ...User: xX-LoneGunny-Xx

See More Below

Yuffie selected all of the users that were online, and set up a chat room.

Yu-Vi's Chatroom

Yu-Vi: hey
jindinea: hi again!
xX-Lone.Gunman-Xx: Tifa, why do you have the same user as Yuffie?
Yu-Vi: shut up vinny! this IS Yuffie if you dont knoe!
R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0: lena, wth is with urs and tsengs user titles. weirdos...
E$L$E$N$A: quiet meanie! ...um...
Da Pr3z i5 da b35t: Did I ever tell anyone how I won my sheet?
Sir Baldly VII: Actually, you have.
R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0: Yeah, 23 times.
Elly's Mon AKA Tseng: What sheet? You lost it? Boss, I'll be at your doorstep in thirty seconds!

Elly's Mon AKA Tseng has signed off.

Da Pr3z i5 da b35t: What? Tseng! Grah, BRB!

Da Pr3z i5 da b35t has signed off.

Yu-Vi: no offence, elena, but i think tsengs gai.
R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0: LOL! Yeah, I swear I saw him with Rufus while shopping. xD
E$L$E$N$A: WHAT? I'm leaving! BYE! meanies... -sad-

E$L$E$N$A has signed off.

♥T.L has signed on.

♥T.L: Yuffie...
Yu-Vi: WHTA? TEE? WATR U DOIN HERE! HOW -confused-
R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0: ooooo cat fight! go foxy T!
♥T.L: -.-
Sephy Iz Da Man: Yeah! Go Teefee!
Yu-Vi: o.o
♥T.L: 0.0
R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0: 0.o ...LOL
Sir Baldly VII: ...o.o!
xX-Lone.Gunman-Xx: o.o
jindinea: 0.0'
Yu-Vi: HAHAHAHAAHAHA...

SHM has signed on.

SHM: hello Yu-Vi! have you seen our mother lately?
R3N0 turkish enough for yah? R3N0: ...WTF?
Yu-Vi: soz, SHM havent seen her
♥T.L: hi SHM
jindinea: hi again!
Sir Baldly VII: You're kidding me... right?
R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0: gee, those chicks don't have brains
Sir Baldly VII: ...You three don't know who SHM is?
Sephy Iz Da Man: ...-.-
jindinea: no... who?
♥T.L: ...omigod... i just figured it out...
Yu-Vi: What? WHAT? ...oh...

SHM has been added to your block list.

Yu-Vi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STFU BISHES!
♥T.L: Yuff, I think it's time you get off now.
Yu-Vi: whaaaa?

♥T.L has signed off.

Yu-Vi has signed off.

R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0: huh?
Sir Baldly VII: ...don't ask me.
R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0: eh, i'm goin to. my other YouTube video's finished. ;D
Sir Baldly VII: I thought Elena told you to stop looking at those. I think she thinks you're beginning to get a tad obsessed.
R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0: not like shes my mother

R3N0 turkish enough for ya? R3N0 has signed off.

Sir Baldly VII: ...uh huh...

Haven't updated in a while, but eh. Think Reno's chapter'll be next. Review... and please don't get lazy. xD