Military Fitness Test

Speaker: Everyone to the gym for the military fitness test.

Ed: (to Al) I wonder what that is. Let's ask Mustang.

(Ed and Al walk in to Mustang's office)

Al: umm sir... we were just wondering-

Ed: What the hell is a military fitness test?

Roy: Every year they have a Military Fitness Test, or a MFT. It's the basic test to make sure your in shape. We don't want weaklings in the middle of a battle now do we? It includes pull-ups, mile run, shuttle run, sit and reach, push-ups and curl-ups.

Ed: ohhh! Thanks!

(After leaving the office)

Ed: Crap! I such at this stuff, this auto-mail better help me.

Al: Don't worry ni-san you'll be fine!

(At the gym)

Fuhrer: Now first is the sit and reach, and remember no alchemy allowed, so if you want to use alchemy do so now.

Ed: Great now I can make my arm longer. I would make my leg longer, but then running would be weird.

Fuhrer: Ok. Now first, is the sit and reach. Take off your boots...actually leave them on we can't do this with Breda's feet stinking up the case, now can we?

Breda: Hey!

Fuhrer: Ok, let's start. Mustang you first...good, Riza...good, Breda...good...Ed...here this should help (the Fuhrer makes the ruler shorter) since you can't reach it.

Ed: Why you!

Al: Ni-san, no he's the head of the military!

(Ed walks away mumbling)

Later that day...