Naruto and related characters © Masashi kishimoto

story © Casualeio and Sonidowzero

Aya: hello there!

Anyway little info on story. This is fanfic collab by two people and it is genderbender fanfiction. But before you go " Ugh another one of these sucky genderbender fics. I'm so leaving." just give the story a chance. This is NOT your so-obvious-of-the-potions-or-magic-tricks-that-cause-them-to-change-gender. It is kinda like an alternative universe because these characters are all ready into their opposite sex. First chaper is short and abit awkward, but we promise that the second chapter will be better. Hope you enjoy out story.

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The usual Team Seven stood and waited at the usual bridge. Sasuke brooding, Sakura admiring the beauty of Sasuke, and hitting Naruto when she gets too loud.

(Yes, when I mean she, all characters became the opposite sex. This is not your regular gender bender Fanfic...)

"Sasuke! I'm so gonna kick your skinny little ass someday and mess up your friking black hair because we all know it's totally fake! " Naruto screamed and pointing at the black hair female. She still resembled her male persona, however her ensemble better complimented her shape and her hair resembled like the sexy no jutsu.

Sasuke only gave Naruto her signature smirk.

" Yeah, good luck with that." She said dripping with sarcasm, black feathered hair from face. Her khaki shorts were rolled up to her upper thigh and gauze was wrapped around her leg up to the cuff of her shorts. Her navy blue shirt hung loosely around her shoulders and bared her midriff.

"It's true! It's true! I WILL become the Hokage!" Naruto screamed some more.

Sakura shoved Naruto making her trip, and the inner Sakura started to appear. The male Sakura's red sleeves were cuffed and so were his black capris. There was a piece of red rope tied around each knee.

" Don't talk to Sasuke that way! Besides her hair is way better than yours! " He shouted at the blonde kunoichi 1 , swiping at his pink bangs. Naruto stands up and pats the dirt off her orange khakis. She folds her arms giving the "humph" face.

A/N:(Wait! By now you're probably wondering to yourselves why we haven't changed anyone's name yet. There is a good reason for this. We thought'd be funnier if the names stayed the same. Obviously, we were wrong...Aya: we failed most utterly completely! cry cry tear tear..)

The three genins start to lose patience for waiting for their sensei for three long tedious hours. There was a sudden poof of smoke. A female jounin with wispy silver hair stood. She still had the headband over her eye and wearing her mask. Sakura

inhaled so much of the smoke he started to hack and cough away.

" Yo. Sakura you should really check out on that cough of yours. " Kakashi said. Two genins stood in front of her and pointed fingers at their sensei.

" YOU'RE LATE AGAIN KAKASHI-SENSEI! " Both Naruto and Sakura yelled. Kakashi gave a sweat drop look and holds up her hands to say her defensive excuses(which never really help her a lot.)

" Sorry, I was held up by a the red river2." She explained. Sasuke and Naruto give a the O.O expression.

" WHAT! " They both exclaimed simultaneously.

Sakura hadn't the faintest idea what the three women were saying, but he desperately wanted to fit in so he faked it,

" I understand completely, Kakashi-sensei!"

This earned him another O.O expression from all the female ninjas in a twenty mile radius. After 3 mins of awkward silence Sakura finally decided to kill it, "...April fools?" followed by a crow passing by with a sound of " Ahou3 Ahou". Kakashi shakes her head and adverts her eyes from the blushing pink-haired boy. (Poor kid, to have pink hair and to not know what a period is..)

"All riiiiiight," said Kakashi looking the other way. She pulls out her orange book and starts to flip pages, reading. The title of this particular book was called " Icha Icha Boys " which had the three genins wondering why she would read such a book. Although, Sakura didn't know this but secretly both Naruto and Sasuke read a more light shounen-ai type of books too, being the girls they were. Kakashi looks up from her book with a faint blush and gives a .

" Well the missions we got today is only D ranked. Tsunade-sama said we should take a break from the last mission in Sand. " She said finally. Sakura and Sasuke nod their head and is relieved to take a break from the last mission. Naruto on the other hand objected, the Naruto-style.

" WHAT! A D-RANK MISSION! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE TYPES OF STUPID MISSIONS! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...! " she squabbled and complained for a long time. After 20 mins, Sasuke finally removed her earplug she inserted awhile ago. She goes up to the whiny blonde and swats at her head.

" Shut up baka! ' she growled. Naruto yelped in pain and glares at Sasuke. Sparks start to fly as both kounichi's have a glaring battle. Kakashi-sensei finally gave a ahem and both girls look at their sensei.

" Let's get started on the mission then. " she said. Naruto pouts and Kakashi thinks of a way to use all that hyperactive energy on the mission.

" Naruto, I heard from the Hokage-sama that the mission will really help you in to becoming a Hokage faster than lighting. " she said. Naruto still didn't listen because she knew this trick very well. The silver haired jounin sighed and whispered into Naruto's ear

'' It'll help you beat Sasuke. "

Naruto's eyes glisten and looks at Kakashi with loads of hopes, but changed to a suspious-looking face

" Really? ' she asked. Kakashi nodded with confidence and saw Naruto run at top speed screaming

" YES I WILL FINALLY BEAT SASUKE'S ASS! "

Sakura yelled at Naruto to come back, because she was heading at the wrong direction. Sasuke went up next to Kakashi and stood there next to her.

" You motivate her by somewhat using my name didn't you? ' she asked her sensei.

" Maybe. " Kakashi said giving a expression. She then felt immensive chakra coming from Sasuke. The silver haired jounin then walked slowly away from the black haired kounichi, and pulled out her orange book.

" Oi, this is gonna be a long day. " she sighed.

to be continued...

Aya: or will it! DUN DUNNNNN! shot by Casualeio

Casualeio: Your an idiot.

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now for some explanations:

1- kunoichi-female ninja

2- If your a girl then you know what we mean. XD;

3- In the Naruto series, when something silly and stupid happens, a crow in the background will say " Ahou Ahou " in the Background. It means " fool " in Japanese