Disclaimer- I own nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing but frizzed hair which is what gave me the idea in the first place.

Summery-Legolas gets... insert cheesy high-pitched horror scream ... The Untamable Frizzies! horrified gasp.
Ahahahahahaha It's finally happened. I've gone completely insane!
Oneshot

Legolas blearily opened crystal blue eyes.He got up and,unbriading as he went, walked into the bathroom.The Elf filled the washbasin and bent down over it. A sudden thought stopped him just as he wet his face.
Slowly, Legolas raised his head to look in the polished glass of his mirror.
What in the name of Arda!
The hair where his braids had been was tightly rippled. The golden locks puffed out from the rest of his hair.
(A/N I'm sure at least some of you girls have experienced this and know how irritating it is LOL)
Just then there was a loud knock on Legolas' door. The Elven lord of Ithillien frantically wet the frizzy hair.
"Come on Greenleaf. Farimir and I need you to be there to meet the Rohan delegation. They'll consider it rather rude if you don't show."
"I'm coming."
"Legolas, if you are not out here in ten seconds I will personally tell the entire population of Ithillien about the time you fell out of a tree and landed in the enchanted river."
"Ed' i'ear ar' edanea! Estel. I told you I was coming."
Oh Valar! Why did this... whatever it was have to happen now?
The prince cursed again, this time in Dwarvish. The water had done nothing but make him look like a half-drowned rat terrier with a bad hair day.
(A/N Muhahahaha)
Still cursing Legolas roughly scrubbed his hair with a towel.
"Eight...nine..."
The young Elf ran from his chambers and skidded to a stop under Aragorn's nose just as the Gondorian king reached ten.
"Legolas, what did you do to your hair?"
The Elfstone burst out laughing.
Legolas glowered.
"Hollan am you stupid Edain. I would like to mantain at least some dignity."
The whole situation had passed far beyond the point of dignity however.
As they walked down the hall Legolas straightened his clothes and tried fruitlessly to rebraid his hair. Aragorn was still chuckling softly as he led the way into the white tower's throne room.
Eomer,king of Rohan, was the first to notice the two friends. He stared for a moment then busted a gut.
Farimir turned.
"Legolas, what in middle earth happened to you?"
"I don't know. Eomer would you stop that!"
By now the entire Rohan delegation was practically in convulsions.
"I hope you hurt yourselves" Legolas snarled under his breath.
"Alright Legolas, it appears we'll be delayed. Go take a bath and try to fix your hair."
Legolas stormed from the throne room. As the Elf disapeared Farimir and Aragorn collapsed, laughing.

THE END

And now for a preview from Horror of Horrors II

Arwen Undomial, lady of Rivendell, leaned closer to the mirror. She studied herself for a moment, and then her eyes went wide with horror!

See Ya! Runs away screaming "The plot bunnies, the plot bunnies!"