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Summery-Legolas
gets... insert cheesy high-pitched horror scream ... The Untamable
Frizzies! horrified gasp.
Ahahahahahaha It's finally happened.
I've gone completely insane!
Oneshot
Legolas blearily
opened crystal blue eyes.He got up and,unbriading as he went, walked
into the bathroom.The Elf filled the washbasin and bent down over it.
A sudden thought stopped him just as he wet his face.
Slowly, Legolas raised his head to look in the polished glass of his
mirror.
What in the name of Arda!
The hair where his braids had been was tightly rippled. The
golden locks puffed out from the rest of his hair.
(A/N I'm sure at least some of you girls have experienced this and
know how irritating it is LOL)
Just then there
was a loud knock on Legolas' door. The Elven lord of Ithillien
frantically wet the frizzy hair.
"Come on
Greenleaf. Farimir and I need you to be there to meet the Rohan
delegation. They'll consider it rather rude if you don't show."
"I'm coming."
"Legolas, if you
are not out here in ten seconds I will personally tell the entire
population of Ithillien about the time you fell out of a tree and
landed in the enchanted river."
"Ed'
i'ear ar' edanea! Estel. I told you I was coming."
Oh Valar! Why did this... whatever it was have to happen now?
The prince cursed again, this time in Dwarvish. The water
had done nothing but make him look like a half-drowned rat terrier
with a bad hair day.
(A/N
Muhahahaha)
Still cursing Legolas
roughly scrubbed his hair with a towel.
"Eight...nine..."
The
young Elf ran from his chambers and skidded to a stop under Aragorn's
nose just as the Gondorian king reached ten.
"Legolas, what did you do to your hair?"
The Elfstone burst out laughing.
Legolas glowered.
"Hollan am you stupid Edain. I would like to mantain at least
some dignity."
The whole
situation had passed far beyond the point of dignity however.
As they walked down the hall Legolas straightened his
clothes and tried fruitlessly to rebraid his hair. Aragorn was still
chuckling softly as he led the way into the white tower's throne
room.
Eomer,king of Rohan, was the first to
notice the two friends. He stared for a moment then busted a gut.
Farimir turned.
"Legolas, what in middle
earth happened to you?"
"I don't
know. Eomer would you stop that!"
By now
the entire Rohan delegation was practically in convulsions.
"I hope you hurt yourselves" Legolas snarled under his
breath.
"Alright Legolas, it appears we'll
be delayed. Go take a bath and try to fix your hair."
Legolas stormed from the throne room. As the Elf disapeared Farimir
and Aragorn collapsed, laughing.
THE END
And now for a preview from Horror of Horrors II
Arwen Undomial, lady of Rivendell, leaned closer to the mirror. She studied herself for a moment, and then her eyes went wide with horror!
See
Ya! Runs away screaming "The plot bunnies, the plot bunnies!"
