Disclaimer: I'd love to own all of this...but sadly i dont.
Summary: Another one of those IMDB inspired stories. AsD3EATHB4DISHONOR said, If owl's know where to deliver, send an owl to Voldie!
Chapter 1
Dear Voldie,
Quit it will you? Harry Potter is better than you. He just rocks and you dont. So quit this whining cause it's bringing us down. Why cant you just die and get it over with? go away!
The Wizarding World
Dear Voldie,
Stop trying to kill us. We made movies like The Ring, Psycho and The Exorcist so you just dont scare us.
Muggles
Dear Voldie,
Why do you hate us because we're not pure blood? You're a half blood yourself right? hypocrite!
Muggleborns and Half-bloods
Dear Tom,
HA HA HA HA HA HA. Harry beat you again. You didnt get the Sorcerers Stone and now i have destroyed it. Sucks to be you. Now dont bother coming back
Dumbledore
Dear Tom,
Lucius opened the Chamber of Secrets. But guess who saved the day? Yep! Harry!
Ha ha
DD
Dear Tom,
I thought i told you not to come back? Really now! Trying to kill Harry is just getting old no? I heard Priori Incanteum happened when you tried to kill him? Good. You're stupid.
DD
Dearest Tom,
Still thinking about what happened at the Ministry? Now that everyone believes me and knows you're back, things are going to be harder for you no? YAY! Like i said before, sucks to be you.
DD
