Chapter 2
Dear Voldemort,

I'm doing a project on you and your powers. However i need an angle that will truly interest people. What is your weakness or Achilles heel? I'm sure people would love to know.

ProjectGirl


Dear ProjectGirl,

Nice try Miss Granger. Nice try.

Voldie


Dear Voldemort,

My mother is truly scared of you. She wont listen to me when i say you're
a great big prat who cant even defeat a baby!

Reddie


Dear Reddie,

CRUCIO! Ronald Weasley! Crucio!

Voldie


Dear Moldevort,

I wrote a song about you -

Moldy Voldie
He's an oldie
he thinks he's so mean
But he's just unclean
The silly Voldie
deluded oldie
think's he's so cruel
But he's a fool

Boony


Dear Boony,

Are you that freaky girl who came to the Ministry of Magic with Potter? What's your name? Lovegood, isnt it?

Voldie


Yo Voldie,

Sup you great big bully? Out muggle-baiting again? Mad boy! er bad boy i mean. So whose your new second in command now that Lucius is in jail? Is it Snapey-boy? Hmmm? Coz he's a foooool like you.

HumbleBore


HumbleBore,

Dumbledore. How. Dare. You.

Voldie


Tommie-Boy,

Looks like you had nothing better to say, huh? I thought you were
smart! tsk tsk.

Dumbby


DUMBLEDORE STOP WRITING TO ME

Voldie


Lord Stupid,

You should cut youself on your head with a knife. Maybe with a scar you'll be able to beat the great Harry Potter, Boy-who-lived!

Me


Dear Me. Er You. Er...whoever,

Yes Harry Potter, one day i will beat you. Scar or not.

Voldie


Dear Voldie,

Riddle me this - what's a cat with whickers called?

Curious


DUMBLEDORE IF YOU DONT STOP WRITING TO ME I WILL KILL YOUR STUPID BIRD!

Voldie


Tommy,

The bird comes back to life. Every time.

You're dumb!

NOT DUMBledore


AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!

Voldie