Chapter 2
Dear Voldemort,
I'm doing a project on you and your powers. However i need an angle that will truly interest people. What is your weakness or Achilles heel? I'm sure people would love to know.
ProjectGirl
Dear ProjectGirl,
Nice try Miss Granger. Nice try.
Voldie
Dear Voldemort,
My mother is truly scared of you. She wont listen to me when i say you're
a great big prat who cant even defeat a baby!
Reddie
Dear Reddie,
CRUCIO! Ronald Weasley! Crucio!
Voldie
Dear Moldevort,
I wrote a song about you -
Moldy Voldie
He's an oldie
he thinks he's so mean
But he's just unclean
The silly Voldie
deluded oldie
think's he's so cruel
But he's a fool
Boony
Dear Boony,
Are you that freaky girl who came to the Ministry of Magic with Potter? What's your name? Lovegood, isnt it?
Voldie
Yo Voldie,
Sup you great big bully? Out muggle-baiting again? Mad boy! er bad boy i mean. So whose your new second in command now that Lucius is in jail? Is it Snapey-boy? Hmmm? Coz he's a foooool like you.
HumbleBore
HumbleBore,
Dumbledore. How. Dare. You.
Voldie
Tommie-Boy,
Looks like you had nothing better to say, huh? I thought you were
smart! tsk tsk.
Dumbby
DUMBLEDORE STOP WRITING TO ME
Voldie
Lord Stupid,
You should cut youself on your head with a knife. Maybe with a scar you'll be able to beat the great Harry Potter, Boy-who-lived!
Me
Dear Me. Er You. Er...whoever,
Yes Harry Potter, one day i will beat you. Scar or not.
Voldie
Dear Voldie,
Riddle me this - what's a cat with whickers called?
Curious
DUMBLEDORE IF YOU DONT STOP WRITING TO ME I WILL KILL YOUR STUPID BIRD!
Voldie
Tommy,
The bird comes back to life. Every time.
You're dumb!
NOT DUMBledore
AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
Voldie
