A/N: OMG! I cant believe so many people liked this story! That's so cool! Oh and by the way

1) DD Dumbledore

2) The characters are supposed to be OOC. :P

Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I'm thinking of doing a special reviewer letter chapter in which i will put in all your letters to Voldieif you send me the one you want to use! What do you guys think?

Till then, here's another chapter...you can find more of the song given in this chapter in my other fic 'The Death Eaters Sing'


Chapter 3
Dear Voldie,

We have kidnapped Mr. Wally and you shall not get him back unless you stop being evil! Give up!

Kidnappers


Kidnappers,

Dumbledore and Minerva! I knew it. Luckily i acted upon my hunch and sent my faithful death eater to steal my teddy bear back from you. How dare you kidnap my teddy bear? What did Mr. Wally ever do to you?

Voldie


Volomodrtyertesyuuyer,

I wrote another song

Voldie's a killer
He's always chewing gum
There's no one sillier
And he's in love with krum

His eyes are like snakes
He loves to bake cakes
He eats snow flakes
and likes to jump into lakes

Boonie


Ms Lovegood,

HOW DID YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT INFORMATION? Particularly my affections for Mr. Krum? I will have to find you and modify your memory!

Voldie

PS: Although i am quite proud of my double chocolte frosting cake!


Dear Voldie-thingy,

I was wondering if you would like to star in one of my movies. I'm doing this new one about aliens and stuff and i was wondering if you'd like to be my star alien. I'll save money on make up and everything!

Speilberg


Dear Speilberg,

I LOVE YOUR WORK! Of course i'll be an alien in your movie. Can i have an autographed picture of you?

Voldie


Dear Vol,

My wife has a huge crush on you and it annoys me. Are you guys
going out behind my back?

Less Strange


Dear Lestrange,

What Bellatrix and I do behind your back is none of your business.

Voldie


Dear Voldemort,

I've noticed that you sign all of your letter's off as 'Voldie'. What gives?

Wormmie


Dear Wormtail,

If you are brave enough to ask me that to my face, i'll tell you.

Voldie


Dear Voldie,

We heard that Luna Lovegood wrote a song about you so we decided to try our hands at it too. Look -

So no one told you life
was gonna be this way
Your plans get thwarted by
Harry Potter everyday

It's like your spells are
stuck in your wand
Well when you havent beaten Harry for weeks, or months or even years

We'll be there for you
While Harry is escaping
We'll be there for you
When Dumbledore is better
We'll be there for you
Cause if we werent, we'd be killed

The Death Eaters


Dear Death Eaters,

Changing the lyrics of the theme song to Friends does not qualify as song writing. And did you think i wouldnt notice that you had ripped off 'I'll be there for you'? How could i not notice? I LOVE THAT SHOW! Especially Phoebe and Joey.

Voldie