Disclaimer: I don't own W.i.t.c.h. or Cell Block Tango but I brought them together so give me a medal

A.N.-W.i.t.c.h. is in the Comic book setting so no Blunk sniff sniff

Let the challenge begin!

The stage was dark then some faint music played. The lights came on and six figures were still.

"Pop." One figure moved. This was Taranee.

"Six." Elyon mouthed as she moved.

"Squish." the red-head mouthed as she done her movement.

"Uh uh." Irma acted the fragile Hungarian's voice with a delicate movement.

"Cicero." It was Cornelia's turn and she had done it perfectly in her own words.

"Lipschitz." That was Hay Lin and for once she didn't sound or move in her usual happy way.

The music got a bit louder and they each repeated their lines.

"Pop."

"Six."

"Squish."

"Uh uh."

"Cicero."

"Lipschitz."

An announcers voice came through the microphone so suddenly and swiftly they had to avoid looking around for the source of the voice.

"And now the six merry murderesses of the Crookem County Jail in their rendition of "The Cell Block Tango." Was what he had said.

The music got slightly louder as the six girls movements were more sudden.

They repeated their lines four times and then the music went up full and then, for them, the song had truly begun.

They were in a line accross the stage and then they acted out the lines together.

"He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you had been there

If you had seen it."

Cornelia pointed her arm accross the audience as she said an individual line.

"I betcha you would've done the same!"

"Pop."

"Six."

"Squish."

"Uh uh."

"Cicero."

"Lipschitz."

They repeated their word as they walked behind the bars. Except Taranee. She didn't go behind the bars. She took centre stage and acted her bit.

"You know how people

have these little habits

That get you down. Like Bernie.

Bernie liked to chew gum.

No, not chew. POP. So I came home this one day,

And I'm really irritated, and

looking for a little sympathy

And there's Bernie layin'

on the couch, drinkin' a beer

And chewin'. No, not chewin'.

Poppin'. So I said to him,

I said, 'You pop that

gum one more time. . ."

And he did.

So I took the shot gun off the wall

And I fired two warning shots. . .

. . .into his head."

Taranee suppressed a laugh at Nigel as she walked behind the bars. She had truly scared him.

The six of them carried on.

"He had it coming

He had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you had been there

If you had heard it

I betcha you would

Have done the same!"

Elyon stepped out right after the last line and done her bit.

"I met Ezekiel Young from

Salt Lake city about two years ago

and he told me he was single

and we hit it off right away.

So, we started living together.

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd

fix him a drink, We'd have dinner.

And then I found out,

'Single' he told me?

Single, my ass. Not only

was he married

. . .oh, no, he had six wives.

One of those Mormons, you know. So that

night, when he came home, I fixed him

his drink as usual.

You know, some guys just can't hold

their arsenic."

Elyon walked back to the baras and on the way pretended to spit. Then they all started in unision.

"He had it coming

He had it coming

He took a flower

In its prime

And then he used it

And he abused it

It was a murder

Not a crime!"

It was Will's turn now. She walked from the bars, with the spotlight following her, like Elyon and Taranee before her.

"Now, I'm standing in the kitchen

carvin' up the chicken for dinner,

minding my own buisness,

And in storms my husband Wibur,

in a jealous rage.

'You've been screwin' the milkman,'

he says. He was crazy

and he kept screamin',

'You've been screwin' the mmilkman.'

And then he ran into my knife.

He ran into my knife ten times!"

Will retreated to the bars and joined in with the other five,

"If you had been there

If you had seen it

I betcha you would've done the same!"

Irma done a delicate run to the spot where'd she do her part.

"Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, hogy a hires lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg
lecsaptam a fejet. De nem igaz, en artatlan
vagyok. Nem tudom mert mondja
Uncle Sam hogy en tettem. probaltam
a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg..."

The spot went on Cornelia as she said,

"Yeah, but did you do it?"

Irma shook her head and continued,

"UH UH not guilty!"

Cornelia and Irma switched positions as Cornelia done her part,

"My sister, Veronica and

I did this double act

and my husband, Charlie,

used to travel round with us.

Now, for the last number in our act,

we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One, two, three, four, five. . .splits, spread eagles,

back flips, flip flops, one right after the other.

So this one night before the show we're down at the hotel Cicero, the three of us, boozin'

havin' a few laughs and

we ran out of ice, so I go out to get some.

I come back, open the door, and there's Veronica and

Charlie doing number seventeen the spread eagle.

Well, I was in such a state of shock,

I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing.

It wasn't until later,

when I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead."

Something caught Cornelia's eye, but she decided to ignore it and carried on, with the other girls echoing her.

"They had it coming." "They had it coming."

"They had it coming." "They had it coming."

"They had it coming all along." "They had it coming all along!"

"I didn't do it." "She didn't do it."

"But if I done it." "But if she done it."

"How could you tell me that I was wrong!"

"They had it coming." "They had it coming."

"They had it coming." "They had it coming."

"They had it coming." "They took a flower."

"All along." "In its prime."

"I didn't do it." "And then they used it."

"But if I done it,

How could you tell me that I was wrong!"

Cornelia backed down and Hay Lin stepped up. She looked dead serious as she done her part.

"I lkoved Al Lipschitz

more than I could possibly say.

He was a real artistic guy. . .

. . .sensitive. . . a painter.

But he was always trying

to find himself.

He'd go out every night

looking for himself

and on the way

he found Ruth,

Gladys,

Rosemary and Irving.

I guess you could say we broke

up because of artistic differences.

He saw himself as alive

and I saw him dead!"

The audience had then realised that the rest of them had snuck up while they were watching Hay Lin. The sextet then went.

"The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum"

They split into two groups. One with Taranee, Elyon and Will. The second having Irma, Cornelia and Hay Lin.

The second echoed the first.

"They had it comin'." "They had it comin'."

"They had it comin'." "They had it comin'."

"They had it comin'." "They had it comin'."

"All along." "All along."

"'Cause if they used us." "'Cause if they used us."

"And they abused us." "And they abused us."

Then they all said together.

"How could you tell us that we were wrong!"
They split into their two groups and began the whole echoing thing again.

"He had it coming." "He had it coming."

"He only had himself to blame." "He only had himself to blame."

"If you'd have been there." "If you'd have been there."

"If you'd seen it." "If you'd seen it."

Then in in unison they sung.

"I betcha you would've done the same!"

The six started to walk back to the jail bars, one by one, saying a line as they left.

"You pop that gun one more time!" Taranee mouthed for the music as it died down.

"Single my ass." Elyon done her part as she followed Taranee behind the jail bars.

"Ten times!" Will held up ten fingers as she mouthed it and walked off.

"Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe." Irma floated off as she finished her line.

"Number seventeen the spread eagle." Cornelia retreated behind the bars.

"Artistic differences." Hay Lin finished.

They were all behind the bars and with the music nearly dead they each said their final word.

"Pop."

"Six."

"Squish."

"Uh uh."

"Cicero."

"Lipschitz."

They were still and they heard a booming noise as the curtains drew over them.

Thats their performance. I might have another chapter saying which place they came and their discussion afterwards.

Hoped you all liked the Lip Sync Challenge. R&R please!