Title: Neko
Fandom: FullMetal Alchemist
Pairing: Ed x Al
Rating: PG 13
Warnings: Incest and shonen-ai. Drabble.
Description: Ed is sick of Al bringing home stray kittens all the time, he has come up with a plan to stop it. Elricest, shonen-ai.
Disclaimer: I don't own FullMetal…
"Mew"
Ed turned to look suspiciously at his brother.
"Al?" he asked
Al clasped his leather hands in front of him innocently "Hai nii-san?"
"Open your chest plate." Ed requested
Al jumped and wrapped his arms around his metal torso "Why? There's nothing in there!"
Ed raised an eyebrow and crossed his arms "You've been picking up stray kittens again."
"No I haven't!" Al retorted
"Meow"
Ed sighed and Al quickly pulled open his chest plate, holding the tiny black kitten in the palm of his hand as he showed it to Ed.
"But look Ed, she's so little and she has nowhere else to go." Al pleaded
Ed glared into the kitten's big blue eyes "We travel too much to be able to look after a cat, you know that Al."
"But nii-san…"whined Al
"Go put it back where you found it." Ed commanded
Al hugged the kitten to his metal chest "You're so mean nii-san!" he wailed before running out of the house
Ed sighed, this was a regular occurrence in the Elric household.
x x x
Ed shifted uncomfortably in his seat. He had nothing against cats, in fact he rather liked the furry creatures. But he hated the way those damn balls of fur would steal his brother away from them. The way he would cradle them in his arms like precious treasure. He growled. But after this hopefully Al wouldn't feel the need to bring home kittens.
Ed was perched on the edge of the couch in the living room, waiting for Al to get back from the Library.
He was clad in a pair of black silk boxers and had a black velvet choker with a large gold bell on it around his neck. A pair of large neko ears poked out of his loose golden blonde hair and a long tail of the same hue was draped over his automail thigh.
He had ordered the tail and ears from a catalogue that he had found on Mustang's desk as he had waited a few months ago for the Colonel to get back from a meeting with the Furor so he could give him his mission report. A blush played across his face as he remembered that these had been some of the less kinky things he had seen in that catalogue.
Ed felt stupid, but if it meant that Al would be his and only his then this would all be worth it.
He heard the door open and Al's heavy metallic footsteps echoing down the hall. Ed froze and waited for his brother to spot him.
"Nii-san…what are you…"
Ed looked up through his dark lashes at his brother "Meow."
