Chapter Four
Dave crept back into his room and saw Kriss' lovely, perfect body lying on the bed with her back to him
"Where have you been?" Kriss asked him "I've been worried sick"
"Just thinking" Dave responded "just thinking"
"What were you thinking about?" Kriss' voice was starting to soften
"You my love" Dave responded "you and me"
"So did you come to any conclusions while you were thinking about us?" Kriss giggled
"Yes" Dave announced, "can we have another baby?"
Dave prepared himself for what was coming next, he thought Kriss was going to be hesitant but she wasn't
"Dave" she responded, "That would make me the happiest woman ever"
"Okay" Dave kissed her "let's try now"
So they did, they had sex, wonderful, amazing, sensual sex that lasted for four hours. Amazing, wonderful, sensual sex that beat Dave's previous record. Afterwards they just laid together and kissed
"I love you Krissie" Dave promised, "You know that don't you!"
"Yeah" Kriss responded, "I love you too!"
The next morning Dave and Lilly did their best to be as normal as possible. It worked to a certain extent Kriss didn't notice anything was different and neither did Yvonne or Arnold but Jemimah knew something had happened but it didn't even occur to her that they'd slept together.
Chloë had a bit of a hangover, but nothing Kriss yelling at her couldn't cure. Chloë stopped acting the hard-done-by child and just got on with it. Chloë was too dazed to notice anything different between Lilly and Dave.
They all sat round the huge table while Kryten served them all piping hot full English breakfast. Dave had curry sauce on top but everyone else had it the normal way.
"Right" Jemimah asked Lilly after breakfast "what's happened between you and Dave?"
"Nothing" Lilly answered "nothing at all?"
"Where were you last night?" Jemimah asked
"No where"
"C'mon Lilly, I'm not stupid, I wasn't born yesterday. You were somewhere with Dave, now what happened?"
"Nothing, we just talked"
"Oh yeah"
"I promise you, that's all"
"Okay" but Jemimah wasn't convinced. She knew something had happened, but she wasn't sure what.
Dave approached Lilly at lunch. He'd thought about it and decided that just sleeping with Lilly wasn't enough; he wanted to take this one step further he wanted to get her pregnant!
"Hello sexy" he whispered in her ear "how about we do it again?"
"Do what?" Lilly asked innocently
"Have sex" Dave reminded her
"Okay" Lilly agreed "when?"
"After lunch!"
Lilly and Dave had sex lots of times in every position Lilly had heard of and more. After the sixth time Lilly was so saw she was bleeding heavily
"Wow" she gasped, "that was lovely"
"I'm sorry" Dave hugged Lilly "I didn't mean to make you bleed"
"It's okay" Lilly answered, "I really enjoyed it"
"Okay" Dave got up and got dressed "I've gotta go, see you later"
This really hurt Lilly, he hadn't done this last time, he had waited with her, hugged her held her. This time he'd just walked off. Lilly got dressed, curled up into a ball and cried. Lilimay Rimmer suddenly realised why Dave Lister, the man of her dreams, was sleeping with her. He was just using Lilly to get back at her father. Well, that was it; Lilly was angry, very angry. Dave had ruined her life. Suddenly it hit her. She could hurt Dave like Dave had hurt her. All she had to do was tell Kriss, it was so simple even Cat would have thought of it. She decided to go and tell her now.
Lilly made her way to Kriss and Dave's room. she was going to knock but she heard noises coming from the room, a sort of moaning. Lilly recognised one of the voices, but she couldn't quite remember where from. Quietly she pushed open the door and stood there and watched. She now knew where she had heard the noises before; it was two hours ago, when Dave was fucking her, not Kriss. Lilly stood there and watched Kriss and Dave for half an hour before Dave came in Kriss and they both rolled over and saw Lilly. Both of them pulled the sheets over themselves.
"Well, that's pointless, Dave" Lilly announced "I've seen it all before"
"What?" Kriss asked, "What is she talking about?"
Dave didn't have anything to say to this, he couldn't' think of anything to say to get him out of this mess, he couldn't think of a believable excuse or anything so he decided to let Lilly tell Kriss.
"Go on" Lilly shouted "ask him where he was last night and this afternoon"
"Where were you Dave?" Kriss asked, "What were you doing"
Dave looked at Lilly "go on" he hissed "finish what you started"
"He was with me" Lilly told her "we've been sleeping together! I'm sorry Kriss"
Kriss' bottom jaw dropped like a stone and tears formed in her eyes
"Get out" she muttered through gritted teeth
"What?" Dave asked
"Get out" she shouted. Lilly turned to leave "no Lilly" Kriss stopped her "stay"
Kriss put her white towelling dressing gown on and sat on the bed
"Lilly" Kriss asked "are you sure that what you said about Dave is true?"
"Yes" Lilly replied, "of course I am"
"Come on Lilly" Kriss suggested, "I know you've got a crush on Dave"
"Are you calling me a liar?"
"No" Kriss assured her "I just think your imagination has gone into overdrive"
"So you don't believe me?"
"I'm sorry Lilly, but no I don't"
Lilly's eyes filled with tears and she ran out of the room. Dave walked back in, he had heard everything that Kriss and Lilly had said to each other and saw this as a chance to get back in with Kriss
"I'm sorry about that" Dave sighed "silly girl eh?"
"Why did you let her tell me that?" Kriss asked
"I was interested in what she had to say" Dave replied
"But why would she say that?"
"You know she's got a crush on me, maybe she thinks if we split up I'll go to her"
"But you're nearly forty"
"Yeah, thanks for reminding me"
"She's sixteen, why would you go with her?"
"I don't know"
