Ye Old Puppypile!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here! This is a prompt request from emelie0204 who wanted to see someone walk in on the Pack having a Puppypile. Set after the gang gets back from Mexico in the final fourth season episode.

Summary: Agent McCall winds up with a surprise when he shows up and sees a sight he wasn't expecting!


Agent Rafael McCall let out a pleased sigh at the sight of the house his son and ex wife lives in. As the ride back to Beacon Hills had been a long and tiring one that he was glad was over with. Though it being almost eleven at night, the man was curious as to why Stiles was even here when he probably should be at home on a school night. But then again, Stiles tended to do his own thing to the beat of his own drum no matter the consequences involved. Using his key, he let himself in after getting to the front door and when he makes his way to the front room, he receives quite a shock after turning on the lights! As right in front of him is a mass pile of teenagers laid out in front of the couch with the tv showing static! Scott's head is visible above it all as it can be seen turned to the left on the couch's cushions and from the looks of things, its clear his son's been up to something judging by the way he looks dirty. The man figured he must have been too tired to clean up if he was willing to be in the position he was in now.

The Yukimura girl's face was snuggled into his son's neck and splayed out across them was the Tate girl and Stiles who were looking rather close together while using Scott and the Yukimura girl as pillows for their heads. A bit lower was Lydia Martin as she laid across their bodies and pretty much making it so that their legs wouldn't be able to get much movement as they slept. A young blonde boy was even somewhat snuggled up next to her with an African American boy's head propped up on the boy's side as his body laid straight as it leaned down to the floor with his hands clasped together. On the recliner sat Derek Hale with former US Marshal Braeden on his lap and a shotgun clasped tightly in her hands, both were asleep as well and the Agent couldn't help but wonder how any of these people were able to sleep like they were! And had he thought better about his next course of action, he never would have done what he did next. Which was basically a loud clearing of the throat.

The response to that greatly surprised him however when everyone aside from the African American boy got on their feet in record time with Braeden cocking her shotgun as she looked around wildly and he soon found himself shoved up against the wall thanks to the Tate girl. "Whoa! Malia! Its just Scott's dad!" Called out Stiles as he quickly came over and squeezed her shoulder.

She looked at her boyfriend in confusion before thankfully letting go. "That's… Some grip you have there." Remarked the man cautiously as he rubbed his throat.

Malia simply shrugged. "Good living in the woods." She replied simply, making Stiles grin at her.

Mason got up with a groan as he rubbed his head. "Remind me not to lay on you guys again cause that just hurt." Muttered the boy as he went to sit down on the couch while Liam just chuckled at him.

Though Mason was just relieved they weren't being attacked by one of those bone wearing guys again since it took a freaking explosive to stop one the last time! Scott came up to his dad as he and everyone else relaxed after realizing there was no threat and the older man could see that it wasn't just Scott who looked dirty. The fact the Yukimura girl had what looked to be dried blood on her worried him quite a bit. As that meant something had to have happened recently and it must have been serious. Especially judging by the reaction they all had when he cleared his throat. "What, what are you doing here dad?" Asked Scott in slight confusion after walking up to him.

"Aside from finding myself with more questions then answers, I'm finally done with my review and I thought I'd come back for that talk I wanted to have with you. And to help fix up a few things."

Scott understandably looked nervous and even gulped a little. Kira thankfully however sensed what her boyfriend was feeling and grabbed his hand and squeezed it. Making him turn to her and smile in thanks and getting a smile back from her. "Talk? Like the sex talk? Cause I kinda think you're a little late for that one." Threw out Stiles and getting a mild glare from the elder McCall for his words.

"Thanks for the input Stiles, helpful as always." Replied the Agent and getting an infuriating grin from the boy in return.

"Hey, that's me. Full of help."

The tension between the two was felt by everybody in the room and it made for an uncomfortable environment. One Malia was about ready to do something about in a less than peaceful way. "Dad, Stiles, now's not the time. I remember the talk you're wantin' but can it wait til another time? There's a lot to what you're wantin' to know and it involves a few secrets that aren't mine to tell."

"This isn't some gang thing is it? Cause you know you can always come to me about it and I'll help you. And that goes for all of you."

"What? No! That's not it at all, I promise. I mean I can tell you the stuff that relates to me specifically but anything else beyond that would require gettin' permission as its a pretty big thing."

"How long would that take?"

Scott shrugged. "I don't know, a few days maybe?" While it probably wouldn't actually take that long it would buy him the time he needed to prepare himself for this particular conversation with his dad.

Kira had a feeling her mother wouldn't be too willing to share any secrets and Scott would be willing to accept that. Which would probably make it somewhat hard for him to tell the whole story but she had faith he would be able to come up with something to work around anything related to the Kitsune stuff related to her and her mother. Malia honestly didn't care if the man knew so long as she didn't wind up back in Eichen or that her dad didn't find out about any of it. Hell, she would likely do some damage if anyone tried to throw her back in Eichen! Derek wasn't exactly on board with the idea but he trusted Scott and who knows, maybe having someone like his dad involved would help them out a lot in some ways. Stiles just thought it was a bad idea since he still had no love for the man. After a minute or two of silence, Rafael gave a nod. "Alright, you got the time you need son."

His son sagged in relief as Mason sat up. "Hey, can I be around for that? Somethin' tells me its gonna be crazy if it somehow involves that bone guy Lydia and I got cornered by at the school."

Liam looked panicked as he looked to Scott on what to do. "He helped Lydia out but ultimately its up to you. Just know I'm fine with it."

His Beta nodded at that and after a little thinking about it, realized that letting his best friend in on the whole thing was the right thing to do. Yeah, you're invited for that man. I just hope you won't see me any differently after it."

"Hey, if you can accept me for being gay, then I can accept whatever it is you got involved in." Responded Mason easily.

Liam smiled at that and then got a wide eyed look on his face when he realized what time it was. Which got everyone ready to head out of the house and to their own homes with promises to get together as soon as possible for the next day. Save for Kira who had called her parents earlier on that she was gonna be staying the night at Scott's. Rafael gave a look at her. "Oh! Umm… I'm staying the night actually."

"I really don't think that's appropriate young lady."

"Dad, relax. Her parents and my mom are fine with it. 'Sides, we can be trusted." Informed Scott and wrapping an arm around Kira, the two left the front room with his dad looking on at the whole thing in surprise.

He'd leave it alone for now but he would definitely be asking about it soon enough!


Author's Notes: Hope you enjoyed that emelie! Sorry if it wasn't as funny as you were looking for! Also for future requesters, NEVER approach me about requests featuring adults having sex with teenagers. That's some pedo/rape crap and I don't do that at all.