Duelin' in the Boys' Room
by
Moonraker One
A/N: This is a parody of Brownsville Station's (Motley Crue covered it) Smokin' in the Boys' Room. I know writing actual lyrics is a no no here on ffn,but these lyrics are mine since they aren't the originals. The original song was written by Cub Koda and Michael Lutz of Brownsville Station.
Sittin' in
the classroom, the teacher is a bore
Hearin' the math lecture I
just can't take no more
The lunch bell rings! You know what that's
fo'!
I'm headin' up the steps for a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!
Duelin'
in the Boys' Room!
Duelin' in the Boys' Room!
Now teacher
don'tcha fill me up with your rules
for everybody knows that Duel
Monsters ain't allowed in school!
Lookin' out for
teachers
Gettin' duel disks undone
Where on Earth did Joey get
a Blue Eyes White Dragon?
Tristan is here while Tea's checkin' the
hall
To get caught would surely mean the death of us all!
(repeat chorus)
Well, the principal played on me a cruel trick
Workin'
in the kitchen was just makin' me sick
They searched up the
campus, and then called my mom!
Meanwhile Kaiba and me were havin'
us da bomb!
(repeat chorus twice)
Now teacher, I ain't
foolin'! Away with the rules!
For everybody knows that Duel
Monsters ain't allowed in school!
