The Roasting
Of
Agent McCall
Disclaimer: I own nothing but what you see here and this was actually inspired by a remark Youya made in their guest review on chapter 27 of Wolfish Possibilities. Oh yeah, I own nothing but what you see here! Set a few days after season 3's finale.
Summary: Someone catches a certain Agent snooping around in things he shouldn't be and decides to take action!
One Agent Rafael McCall of the FBI in addition to being the ex husband of Melissa 'She's Gorgeous!' McCall and father of one Scott McCall could be seen out and about late one night doing a little investigative work. Though some would probably call it snooping considering what he was doing was off the clock and it would be likely to get him in trouble with his superiors if he got caught doing it. But its not like he was investigating anything criminal! Well, as far as he knew anyway! But considering his son was involved in it in some form or another it very well could turn out to be criminal and any reprimands and the like he'd get in the aftermath would be worth it to save his kid from that sort of thing! Hell, some of the people he associated with was alarming as it is! People like Peter Hale who should be quite frankly in a coma with half his face burnt or even dead since he shouldn't have survived that fire to begin with, the other two Hales just seemed like trouble magnets and the fact Derek Hale had been falsely accused of murder was troublesome. Especially considering it'd been Scott who'd done the accusing to begin with! The Argents were another matter as well as Chris Argent was a known seller of weapons with a slightly checkered past with a few deaths involved.
The fact his daughter and a kid named Aiden both had thankfully lived past their stabbings by freaking swords of all things only added to his suspicions about everything. Not to mention the rumors he had heard that there had been some friction between his son and the Argents aside from Allison Argent herself for some time. Though it seemed like any friction there was had seemingly vanished and he couldn't help but wonder if it had anything to do with race. Something that the Argent girl clearly had no issues with if she was willing to be with his son until they were driven apart for reasons he had yet to learn. And boy had he been trying to learn those reasons but so far had been stonewalled! In addition to those two families, there was all the murders and fights that had happened in the past year and some change. Something that allowed for him to make use of by getting Stilinski into a tight spot until he bailed him out of it. Which he was rather surprised hadn't decked him for it! Though perhaps he was simply biding his time and waiting for the right opportunity to do so and he wouldn't respond as it would be the man's right as he owed him that.
And out of all the crap that had occurred, only Kate Argent who is now dead and a missing Jennifer Blake, which wasn't even her real name to begin with had had any of the troubles placed on them.
And then there was the Yukimuras, a Japanese/Korean family that were fairly new to the area and their daughter was apparently rather smitten with his son and he with her on a near instant basis according to the rumor mills by the town youth. While Ken Yukimura checked out fine, his wife Noshiko on the other hand was a different matter altogether and it made the man very curious as he'd found more than one photogragh of the woman and past family members who looked way too damn similar to one another save for hair style and clothing for his tastes. He just could only hope his son wouldn't get involved in the Yakuza if any of the family members were involved with that bunch. But he'd damned well do his best to get him out if it came to that! And last but not least, there's the remaining Stilinski family members. Primarily his concern was over Stiles as the kid always had a smart mouth that always managed to rub him the wrong way. And as a father he really didn't want that kind of attitude rubbing off on his son even though it was likely to have already happened due to their years of close proximity to one another. Of course the fact Stiles had been a little off the rails the past few weeks until several days ago that even saw the kid admitted to Eichen House until he somehow escaped was a little worrisome for the man.
And it was why he was at Peter Hale's apartment looking around the area for anything that would be vital in his quest to find answers to his questions. Not even realizing that he was actually being watched by the very man who lived there! "You know, its really rude to sneak around someone's own home." Remarked a calm sounding voice.
"Wha-!?" Got out Rafael as he turned, only to be punched out and on the ground thanks to a single shot.
The figure stepped over him and the light from a nearby light post revealed it to be none other then Peter Hale himself in one of his classic v-neck shirts, boots, and blue jeans! He then pulled out a cell phone and dialed up a number and didn't have to wait long for it to be answered. "Hello Scott, I happen to have an unwelcome guest here that you know quite well."
"No, he wasn't being any trouble aside from snooping around."
"Of course I didn't kill him! Knock him out yes, but not kill him."
"Of course he's uninjured! I only hit him hard enough to knock him out! Jeez, don't you have any trust for me Scott!?"
"Oh, yeah, right. Good point. Anyways… Pack meeting at my place as soon as possible?"
"Excellent, see you all then." And with that, he hung up and texted his address to Scott and wondered how things were going to go next with his guest.
Picking up his unwanted guest, he dragged him into the apartment building and had briefly considered dragging the man by his feet up the steps but then decided against it as he didn't want to deal with Scott's annoyance over the whole thing. And the Pack meeting here just made so much more sense as it meant he wouldn't have to drive across town just to get to Derek's Loft or wherever the meeting would be held. Of course he had to explain that his 'friend' was just drunk as he held him up in the elevator and thankfully it was enough to stop further questions. And once they were in his apartment, Peter quickly put the man in a chair and tied him up good and proper as it wouldn't do for his guest to escape! "Well, make yourself comfortable Agent and if you need anything, just give a yell." Said the man with a chuckle as he went over to his couch and picked up a book and started to read it from where he last left off.
It'd be almost twenty minutes later when everyone, even the Sheriff, Gorgeous Melissa, and Chris Argent himself showed up for the whole thing. Though the Hunter was giving a glare towards him not that he particularly cared. "Ah! Welcome to my humble abode! A pleasure to have you all finally over."
A few snorts could be heard but the older Wolf paid it no mind. "Ya know, I can definitely see why you kept this a secret from us man." Remarked Stiles thoughtfully as he looked around the area.
"Yeah, its the perfect set up for a certifiable psychopathic killer." Added Lydia bluntly.
Peter gave a fake wince to that. "Oh! Now Lydia, you wound me deep in my soul with such words."
"And I'm sure you'll survive it." Threw in Allison with a touch of ice in her tone.
Melissa ignored the barbed bickering as she went over to her ex husband and gently shook him awake. "Ugh! Wha-? What's going on? Wait… Why, why are you here Melissa!?"
"Well, just checking to make sure you weren't hit too hard is all."
The man let out a groan as she touched the side of his head. "As I told Scott, I only hit the man hard enough to knock him out. Nothing more than that."
Rafael looked right at the source of the voice and his eyes widened and quickly tried to get the Hell out of dodge, only to find himself unable to do so! "Why am I tied up!? Do you not realize I am a member of the FBI and could throw you in prison for this as it would be considered assault and kidnapping of a Federal Agent!?"
Peter shrugged. "Meh, I'm not terribly concerned about that actually as I feel I would have the right of things considering you were spying on me. And I have the feeling everyone else here would be on my side as well."
"Matter of fact, where is Ethan anyway?" Asked the older Wolf after looking around at the crowd as they all gave nods of agreement to his words. Even if some would have rather not have done so!
"Date with Danny tonight." Supplied Aiden and making for Peter to nod in understanding.
Rafael struggled a bit more to get out of his bonds and then gave his ex wife and the Sheriff a desperate look. "You two, and even you Argent can't be condoning this!?"
"You know, you're kind of an asshole." Spoke up Isaac with his arms crossed as he stepped up towards the tied up man and earning a few snickers for it.
"Excuse me!?"
"I've thought that ever since I was a kid man."
"After meeting him its easy to see why."
"Could you two not insult me!? Better yet, get me out of this!" Demanded the irate Agent.
Isaac and Stiles looked at one another for a brief second before looking back at him. "Nah!" Responded both at the same time and making for more snickers.
A glower came their way from the tied up man. "You two clearly have no respect for your elders."
"My dad was something of an asshole sooo me having respect for my elders is kind of a new thing for me."
"He's not wrong." Added in Stiles with a nod.
Allison then stepped up to the trio while Melissa was hiding a smile behind her hand. "My mom more than my dad could be a little harsh but any serious mistakes she made she almost always made up for any of them."
"You told your friends!?" Accused the tied up Agent to Scott after he quickly figured out where that was going.
Scott only shrugged. "There was a meeting about it. Stiles was curious and then one thing led to another..."
A sigh of annoyance escaped the man after hearing that. "Some things should be kept PRIVATE."
"I quite agree, though its something you clearly forgot about when snooping around on my property."
Rafael only sneered at him in response. "We've learned the hard way that keeping things private can be bad." Scott told his dad solemnly.
"Son, I highly doubt what happened to make me leave could be considered a bad thing to be kept hidden."
"Again, I didn't tell you to leave our son's life, I only told you to get out of the house. Its not my fault you didn't follow a simple direction." Remarked Melissa while heavily implying how men had issues following directions at times. Making him glower at her as he caught on to that little fact.
He then looked at Kira who had been silent and standing next to the Tate girl since being awakened. "I suppose you have something to add to all this?"
Kira jumped, feeling a little startled over that. "Umm.. No, not at all. No, definitely not me!" Assured the girl.
"I'm confused, are we going to torture him?" Asked Malia seriously.
"No sweetie, we aren't." Responded Lydia calmly.
That just made the Werecoyote confused. "So… We're killing him then?"
The fact she asked that in such a calm if slightly confused way bothered the good Agent more than he cared to admit! Stiles went to stand besides the girl before saying anything. "No! Not at all. This is just a lesson we're teachin' him."
"Oh. Lessons. Yay." Came Malia's unenthusiastic reply and causing Stiles to grin considering this wasn't the kind of lesson she would have preferred!
But it was best not to dwell on that lest his mind go places it shouldn't at the moment! "A lesson!? What the Hell are you on about Stilinski!?" Demanded the man instantly.
"You referring to me or my son? I mean, I could answer that but it probably wouldn't be as informative." Answered the elder Stilinski with a shrug of the shoulders.
"Either of you!"
"You're an ass and you need to learn how not to be an ass." Informed Lydia simply enough.
"Oh, and also be less condescending towards others." Added Isaac with a nod.
Rafael just sat there with his mouth agape as he could hardly believe what he was hearing! He then tried to make his case towards his ex wife and son in the hopes it would set him free from this case of stupidity! "Melissa, Scott, you two have to get me out of this! We may be broken but we're still family and there's no need to be involved in this… Madness!"
Scott looked right at him for a moment before shushing him. "Shh! The Ghosts are speaking to me!" Warned the Alpha seriously and several there had to restrain themselves from laughing over that.
"Erica and Boyd again?" Asked Stiles curiously and getting a solemn nod from his best friend in return.
"Oh, cool, say hi for me man."
"You got it."
"Ghosts!? Ghosts aren't real! Have you hit your head recently!?"
Instead of answering right away, Scott turned and ran off towards the entrance. "They want me to dance!" Yelled the boy while also smiling widely as he ran as man was this fun!
"I'll umm… I'll go with him." Muttered Kira before she ran off while smiling as well and thanking whoever for coming up with the great idea of cell phones and text messages!
Peter then clapped his hands together after that. "Now, you know why you're here and we all know that the road to a full recovery is a long one and often requires help. So with that in mind, we've got the best for a task like that to help you be a much better man who doesn't snoop."
"I DON'T NEED HELP! I AM JUST FINE THE WAY I AM!" Yelled the Agent angrily and causing a few in the room to wince.
Malia grumbled about inconsiderate jerks with their loud voices while Stiles squeezed her shoulder in comfort. Chris then moved to the door and opened it and gestured for someone to come inside. This person was a woman of African American heritage and she was quite the beauty as well. And she is known to the group as Marin Morrell, therapist and Supernatural advisor much like her brother Alan Deaton is. Well, minus the therapist bit anyways! "Miss Morrell? You're not… You're not making me go back to Eichen are you?"
Marin gave the worried girl a comfortimg smile. "Of course not, I'm merely here to help Mr. McCall with a few long standing issues is all."
"Oh, okay." Came the relieved response.
"And I think that's our cue to leave." Spoke up Aiden and the others were quick to agree.
"Raf, try not to be to difficult while she's talking with you okay?" Implored Melissa with an earnest look in her eyes as she followed the others out.
And once they were a good distance away from Peter's apartment, everyone let loose with their laughter and startling a blushing Kira and Scott as they'd been busy with the very important task of making out in an out of the way area after leaving the apartment. As for Rafael McCall however? Well, his therapy session would take a long while before Marin was able to get any ground with the man. Whom would end up scheduling future sessions with her after realizing that he apparently did need a therapist. Making Stiles grin in amusement when he later heard about that. Though the man would be highly pissed off with just about every member of the group for some time thanks to their actions but didn't retaliate as he had no desire to explain himself due to it being all rather embarrassing!
Author's Notes: Hope you all enjoyed!
