Notes: Hello! Three reviews on the last chapitre? Probably because I didn't update for a while. I'm sorry! But I had Pascha and that kept me occupied all weekend (and Friday). In the comments which you leave (please?), give suggestions on who should be Kaido's girl and what Momo should do or what Kamio should do. Thanks! –Old Fiat, Buy Fiat

Chapter Five:

'Hi Ann,' said Momo, walking briskly towards her. 'What do you want to do here?'

'I thought maybe we could get ice cream again or maybe play a match or so… and then hang out.'

'Too tired for tennis, like ice cream instead,' Momo walked over to the stand. 'Same as before Ann?'

'Yes.'

'All right,' Momo came back carrying to kid sized bowls of ice cream. He gave the strawberry one to Ann and sat down to eat the chocolate.

'Momo,' said Ann, licking some ice cream off her spoon. 'I really like you.'

'Er, thanks,' Momo raised an eyebrow and continued to eat. Then out of no-where, she kissed him. Once they separated Momo said: 'Waoh, thank you , I lo-

'Momoshiro of Seishun! Stop attacking my girlfriend!' Kamio Akira came running towards their bench.

'Oh God,' Momo turned away.

'Stay away from her!' Kamio grabbed Ann's hand and pulled her up so she was standing. 'Don't you dare touch her again!'

'Er, Akira-

'No Ann, I'll talk to him,' Momo gestured for Kamio to sit down. Kamio obliged. 'Now how about you go for a short walk, would that be okay?' Ann walked off, looking nervous. 'Okay,' Momo turned to Kamio. 'Your, Ann's, and my relationship is like Cyclops, Jean Grey, Wolverine's from X-men, eventually she'll die and we'll both be miserable.' Momo chuckled to himself but then saw tears in Kamio's eyes.

'That's not funny,' his voice was cracking, which made Momo very nervous. 'She loves me! Not you, okay? She's probably just dating you to get secrets about Seigaku Tennis Club!'

'No, she actually does like me,' Momo sneered. 'You are the one she doesn't like. You see Kamio, Ann is just dating you because she feels sorry for you because your mum died.'

'That's a lie!' Kamio shrieked and stood up. 'I hate you Momo and I'll do everything in my power to ensure that you never ever see Miss Tachibana again!'

'What're you going to do? Cry at her?' laughed Momo.

Kamio ran off. Ann came back over to Momo.

'What did you tell him?'

'The truth,' Momo yawned. 'Now let's get some more ice-

'Oh no! Please tell me you're joking?'

'I'm not, I told him you like me and all you can give him is pity,' Momo grinned. 'Now let's get some ice-cream!'

'I'm sorry Momo,' she stood up. 'I've got to go repair the damage. What if he does something awful? Like—oh I dunno—kill himself?'

'That would be dreadful… in principle,' said Momo. 'I guess you better go, see you later, call me!'

'Okay!' She ran off.

—Tennis Practice at Seishun, next day—

'Okay, which one of you good for nothings told Kamio about Ann and I?' Momo was furious.

'Do you like your position as a regular?' Tezuka raised a finely arched eyebrow.

'I did,' said Kaido, proudly. 'I told Kamio to go to the park and see something of interest to him, hahaha.'

'You filthy snake! I'll kill you!' he grabbed Kaido's shirt collar.

'Looking for a fight?' Kaido smiled. 'I think you found the best freaking fight in town.'

'This ain't a town, Kaido-senpai, it's a city,' Echizen snickered. 'And I know five people who could kill you and sell your –

'What's going on over here?' Coach Ryuzaki came to them. 'Why are you fighting?'

'Because Kaido here is a snitch!' Momo said, furiously.

'Mm, and what did he do?' she gave a condescending half-smile. Momo explained. 'Whatever, you guys need to get to work.'

'Hey Momoshiro,' Inui opened the data-book. 'Could you try and weasel some of Fudomine's secrets out of her?'

'No, that would be dishonest,' Momo lifted his chin.

'But, of course, dating her behind her other boyfriends back is not,' Kaido's eyes flashed and he smiled cruelly.

'I'll get you somehow,' Momo glared at Kaido who started to laugh.

—Later, at the Fuji residence—

'Hello, this is the House of Fuji, may I please ask who's calling?'

'Yes, this Momoshiro Takeshi, calling to speak to Fuji Shusuke.'

'Okay, here he is.'

--

'Hello? Momo, why are you calling me?'

'I wanted to know what kind of dirt you have on Kaido.'

'None.'

'Any information?'

'Er, yeh, what do you want and how much are you willing to give?'

'Let's see… £50… does he have a girlfriend, really?'

'Yes.'

'Really?'

'I all-ready answered your question, and I've got to go… later, Momo.'

He hung up.

'Come on Shusuke! Get on your shoes now or we'll be late for the Knitting Club!'

'I'm coming Captain! I'm coming!'