Ryuujin High
"So, you would like to attend this school?"
"Ah, I guess so."
"First you have to answer some questions." The principal, Mr. Masaki, took out a clipboard and a ballpoint pen. "Let's start shall we? Okay, your name?"
"Son Goku."
"Birthday?"
"April 5th."
"Gender?"
"Dude, I'm a guy."
"Age?"
"18."
He looked up. "18?"
"Is there a problem?" A young man with blonde hair and intense violet eyes asked. Mr. Masaki mentally shivered under the man's glare. "N-no problem."
"Good."
"Welcome, Son Goku to Ryuujin High."
Flashback
"Ne, Sanzo why do I have to go to school any way?"
"It's 'cause you're a stupid monkey."
"Shut up, you pervy water sprite. I was asking Sanzo."
"Doesn't matter, you're still a stupid monkey."
"Don't call me a monkey!"
"Shut up!" The two demons cowered in the corner for fear of Sanzo's almighty weapons. Sanzo returned to the article he was reading in the newspaper.
"Goku, you should see this as an opportunity to get the education you missed out on when you were imprisoned." Said a smiling Hakkai setting the table.
"But-"
"Listen, you are going to go to school tomorrow. Whether you like or not."
"Whatever." Goku sat down and happily began eating.
"Oi, stupid monkey, that was mine!"
"Nope. You said that it belongs to everyone on the table."
"Fine, then this is mine." Gojyo reached over the table and took a piece of meat from Goku's plate.
"You damn water sprite; I was saving that for later!"
"But it wasn't in your mouth, so it's fair game."
"That's it!" In a split second, Goku was pinning Gojyo to the floor.
"Now, now calm down or you'll get us evicted. Goku there is still some chicken left over.
"It won't replace the one Gojyo stole!"
"You started it you, monkey!"
The two men began wrestling and shouting profanities, while our favorite priest sat reloading his Sam and Wesson.
"Shut up, you noisy bastards!" Sanzo shot at the fighting duo. They stopped immediately. "Goku go to bed."
"But Sanzo-" He ducked as a bullet whizzed pass his ear.
"Now." Goku untangled himself from Gojyo and ran to his room.
"Good now I can eat in peace; Now that the monkey's not here with his bottomless pit of a stomach." Gojyo said lighting a cigarette. As soon as it was lit, and shoe hit him in the face.
"I'm not a monkey!" Yelled Goku as he ran back into his room.
