Dai-chan In Wonderland Book 2 (Part 1)

Disclaimer: Back finally. I'm so happy; I've been able to write so much in just a short amount of time (Talking about this and other stories). I'm having fun. And hopefully you'll all be at ease because I actually own the second book! Luckily, I remembered all the good stuff in book 1 :coughPOOLcough:. Well, here's my spin on book 2 (part one), so here you go! And note, I'll probably be coming out with another fic for your enjoyment (yes, it's another slash) in the near future.


Chapter 2: The Climb

"Wiz, do you know why my teachers make us all go on that mountain climb?" Daisuke asked his pet 'rabbit'.

"Kyuu?" Of course, Wiz didn't know.

Daisuke knew he was an idiot for asking, but he was too busy complaining about the trip he didn't care. "Yeah, neither do I. It's so cold here. Everything's covered with ice and snow everywhere you turn."

"Kyuu…"

Daisuke packed the last of his things into his bag while saying, "Don't they think? Anyone of us could slip and fall on those icy trails!"

Emiko popped her head into Daisuke's room. "Dai sweetie!" She said smiling, "I hear you complaining, but all you're doing is smiling!"

And she left him to dwell on those words for a while.

"Wait…what?" Daisuke asked no one in particular. It was true he had been smiling, but he didn't know what for. He had woken up smiling, sat in the shower smiling, brushed his teeth smiling, dressed smiling, packed smiling, and now he was pulling on his bag smiling.

"Come on Wiz," The 'rabbit' jumped onto his shoulder and they walked out. "Why am I so happy all of a sudden?"

Next thing he knew, there was a picture of Satoshi sitting at his desk and looking out a window in his face.

Emiko squealed, a little too much like a fangirl and said to her son, "Oh, it must be because you like this boy!"

"Uhh yeah…I mean NO!" Daisuke blushed.

"I mean to say Daisuke…" And Emiko suddenly looked very serious, "Please be careful when you are around that boy, okay? You're not supposed to drop your guard when you are around him. I'd say stay away from him, but," All seriousness gone, she turned away, he hand on her cheek and smiling sweetly said, "I can't possibly tell you to stay away from the one you love! What kind of mother would I be, if I did that?"

"I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM!" Daisuke yelled after his mother.

But she wasn't paying attention, she said, "Don't be late now Daisuke!"

((Come on now Dai! You're going to be late, and if you're late, they'll leave without you and you won't see your gay crush for a whole day! OH NO! IT'S A TRAGEDY! And I was so looking forward to changing.))

SHUT UP!

Daisuke and his fellow classmates reached the mountain twenty minutes later. Most, like Daisuke were complaining.

"Do we have to be here?"

"Yeah, Can't we go to some nice lodge and stay there the whole time?"

"I'm bored already!"

"I don't feel like climbing…"

Finally, the teacher snapped and said, "NO, NONE OF YOU ARE GOING ANYWHERE!"

There was a collective, "Awww," Around the group of teens.

Daisuke looked at Satoshi to see his reaction, but the boy was unfazed. As they began their ascent, Takeshi kept taking double takes back at his friend.

"Daisuke, why do you keep smiling like that?" He asked.

"What?" Daisuke asked a little shocked at his friend's question.

I gotta stop smiling like this, what's wrong with me? Daisuke thought to himself embarrassed, I guess the best thing to do is to find out what's making me smile like this…

((I'm telling you, it's your…GAY…CRUSH! Just fess up already!))

I DO NOT HAVE A GAY CRUSH ON SATOSHI!

((Yes, you do…and watch where you're going, you're about to fall off the cliff.))

"WHAAAT!"

It was true. Daisuke had been so lost in thought that he was deaf to the shouts of his classmates and teacher calling him. Suddenly snapping out of his reverie, the volume was turned back on and his surrounding were finally taken in.

A hand grabbed his arm and was tugging him away from the edge of the cliff. But then a sickening crack and there fell down, Daisuke, whoever was holding him, and the edge of the cliff.

At least the ground was soft. At least the cliff wasn't situated too high. At least…at least there was a warm body and a protective arm wrapped round Daisuke to protect him from harm. Daisuke smiled even though he was only half-conscious as he took in the scent of the person who was holding him. He couldn't pinpoint the exact smell, but the person was so warm…

Daisuke…

He thought he heard someone calling his name…

((Pervert…))

Who was that? Who was inside his head?

Daisuke, we've fallen off the cliff, can you hear me? Cliff? What cliff? Oh, don't move person…you're so warm… ((Congratulations, you've finally jumped his bones!)) Jumped…what? Daisuke… Satoshi?

Daisuke slowly opened his eyes. What was going on?

"Daisuke...Daisuke…Niwa! Niwa Daisuke!" Someone was calling him and starting to sound slightly exasperated.

"What?" Daisuke's head was throbbing and so was his ankle, which he had just noticed was hurting, quite badly too.

And soon he came to realize that he was on top of Satoshi. Blushing furiously, he apologized over and over again while pushing himself off of Satoshi no matter how badly his leg was hurting him.

"It's no big deal," Satoshi said after Daisuke had finally gotten off of him. He stood up and looked around. "We fell pretty far away from the rest of the group, let's try to get back. Can you stand up?"

Daisuke nodded looking into those icy blue orbs of Satoshi's. He was so, well, good-looking that Daisuke had momentarily forgotten that his ankle was hurting him so badly. He tried to stand up, let out a cry and fell back down again.

"Your leg is hurting you?"

((Way to state the obvious there!))

Shut up Dark!

((Ooh, I've been put in my place!))

Shut UP!

"Let me help you," Satoshi said leaning in, "Here, get on my back," He said turning around and squatting down.

"Um, are you sure? I'll manage!"

Satoshi was so thin, he doubted that he could carry him all the way up the mountain and he would hate it for Satoshi to have to carry him, when he obviously couldn't.

"I'll be fine, it's no big deal."

"No, it's just, I don't want you to get hurt, I mean I'm heavy…"

"I'll be fine,"

((If you're so worried about him, let me take over and I'll walk up for you, it's not like he doesn't know that you're me, and I'm you.))

That's true.

((Now, just look at him, really hard and take in--))

DARK!

((What?))

I am not romantically attracted to Satoshi!

((Just do it!))

And Daisuke thought as Satoshi waited for him to get on his back. Finally a little annoyed at having to bend over for so long, Satoshi finally turned around and found, not Daisuke, but Dark smiling at him.

"You!"

/"Meeeeeeeeeee!"/ Dark said cheerfully to Satoshi/"You really are thin, poor Daisuke didn't want you to get hurt carrying him!"/

"I would have been fine," Satoshi retorted.

Dark grabbed Satoshi's wrist and said/"You're way too thin, what do you eat in the day?"/

Satoshi snapped his wrist out of his hands and said, "Bring Daisuke back!"

Dark smirked and said/"Sure, but he's already out of it,"/

And thus, Daisuke appeared right in front of Satoshi, unconscious. But at least this time he wouldn't have to wait to have Daisuke just get on his back.

((Hey Dai-chan?))

Yeah? Daisuke could feel himself being lifted easily and he could feel himself moving around with a warm body.

((I think you're in luck…))

With what?

((I think he likes you too…))

"Sa…to…shi…" Was all Daisuke was able to mutter before he faded and everything was black.


I be the fluff-master. And the worst updater in all of the world of I'm sorry. Yes, well the next chapter should be good; I already know what I'm going to do for it. My rendition of chapter 5 in book 2 shall be…well good. And let's just say he doesn't go out with Risa that night. And man was I mean to poor little Daisuke in this chapter…

Reviewer Replies:

PAN1C PAN1C: Thanks, I likes Dark in my story because he doesn't try to sexually harass Risa, which I really hate the fact that she only likes him because he's hot. And sorry, the title stays.

kingmaker: Wheeee, thank you! I hope you liked this chapter.

Mariku-san: Ahh, yes, I love making renditions of books for my own purposes:rubs hands together menacingly: Mwahahaha…I almost feel sorry for Daisuke.

K-chan XP: Oh, thanks. And yeah, I figured that out, I just wanted to be creative with my pairing name. And mmm, I likes Sasuke, but I like Kakashi more.

Mujyakina-Hitokoroshiya: Oh, you and me both, you and me both. We should open a drool club and have very in-depth discussions about the shounen-ai pairings of DN Angel! . Sorry this chapter took so long though. And you're username is really pretty I must say.

XxZero CoolxX, Black Angel of Destruction, & Anukis-san: Danke! (Thanks in German) I didn't think this story would go down so well, but I'm glad you all like it so much.