A/N: Well everyone, I love the response I'm getting from you guys! You guys really are the best.
Disclaimer: I own many things, but one thing that I would very much like to own, but don't, is Harry Potter. Damn it.
Sir Ronald Weasley
Ron walked slowly to the Great Hall. He knew he was twenty minutes late, but he didn't care. He just wanted to get into the Great Hall, find Hermione (Ginny and Harry were probably dancing with each other too much to notice him) and talk to her. He just hoped that he wouldn't make a fool of himself by saying something stupid.
He entered the hall and people looked at him, he heard someone mumble to their partner "Another suit of armour? Is it popular now or something? I wonder who this one is."
Another suit of armour? Did that mean that he wasn't the only knight at the ball?
While he looked around a realisation hit him, he didn't even know what Hermione looked like because she never told him who she was dressing up as. He decided to go find Ginny and ask her what Hermione was wearing.
While he was searching for his little sister and his best friend, he spotted the second suit of armour dancing with their partner.
'So that's the second knight.' He thought.
He looked at the partner and his eyes straight away travelled to her chest. His eyes literally fell out of his head.
'Lucky bugger.' He thought.
He continued to walk around and eventually found Harry and Ginny by the punch bowl.
"Ah, good evening Sir Ronald. Off to fight some unruly men attacking dear Hermione, are you?" Said Harry.
Ginny laughed, "Hi Ron." She said.
"Ha ha, very funny Harry." Ron said sarcastically.
He continued and said, "I am however looking for 'Mione, seen her?"
Ginny shook her head and said, "Nope, she said she was going to go looking for you. I thought she'd have found you by now."
Ron asked, "What's she wearing?"
Ginny smirked, "Well, she's wearing a light crimson coloured corset dress; it has gold patterns on it."
"And her chest is…very obvious." Harry said.
Ron thought for a moment, 'an obvious chest…isn't that that girl dancing with the other knight?'
Ron's eyes widened, "She's the girl dancing with the other knight! Bloody hell, was that 'Mione! Her chest is so…so…" He said.
Ginny blinked at Ron questioningly, "The other knight?" She asked.
"I thought that the only knight in armour was you, Ron," said Harry.
Ron found it hard to shake his head with the helmet on, but he managed.
"I heard someone say that there was another knight, he was dancing with 'Mione." He replied.
Ginny yelped.
"Ron! She said she was looking for you! What if she thinks that the other knight is you! You better find her." She said quickly.
"Okay, okay, I'll go find her. No need to get your knickers in a twist." He said.
Ginny simply glared at him and said, "Go."
Ron grumbled obscenities under his breath and went to find Hermione; however, he looked everywhere and couldn't see her, so he decided to look outside.
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When Hermione and the knight reached the edge of the lake, they sat down.
The knight pulled Hermione close into a hug and held her. Hermione looked up and found that he was looking at her too. Every second they moved a bit closer and soon, when their heads were close enough to kiss, Hermione decided to make a bold move by removing his helmet and kissing him.
She took it off and came face to face with Malfoy.
Hermione screamed as loud as she could and backed away.
While Malfoy was calming down from the shock she gave him, he yelled, "What the hell is wrong with you! I thought I was going to kiss you!"
"You're-you're n-not Ron." She stuttered.
"What, are you kidding me? Of course I'm not Weasel!" He said.
He laughed and continued, "You're starting to sound like mudblood Granger."
Hermione was fuming after he said that, so she stalked over to him.
SLAP!
She pulled off her mask, "That's because I am mudblood Granger!" She snapped.
Malfoy first stared at her in awe, and then smirked.
"So mudblood, you've finally decided that I'm better than you. Is that why you show all the cleavage? So you can get my attention and throw yourself at my feet? Well, I must say, this is the first smart thing you've done your entire life." He said.
SLAP!
Malfoy staggered back holding his left cheek.
"Never, in my entire life, would I even think that you are better than me." Hermione spat.
Malfoy drew out his wand and smirked, "Well you should Granger. Now, since you've slapped me in the face twice, I think you deserve a punishment. Expel-"
But then Malfoy was clobbered in the back of the head by Ron.
Malfoy fell to the ground and when he got back up, Ron was facing him, ready to punch again.
"That was for calling 'Mione a mudblood, this one is for, well…I just feel like punching you a second time." Ron said, and he punched Malfoy again.
As Malfoy fell to the ground unconscious, Hermione turned Ron around, took off his helmet and kissed him.
Soon enough, however, the two ran out of air. Reluctantly they pulled apart.
Ron grinned and said triumphantly, "I, Sir Ronald Weasley, have saved you, Hermione Granger, the damsel in distress, from the evil monster, Draco Malfoy."
Hermione giggled and replied, "Why thank you Sir Ronald, 'my knight in shining armour'."
Ron thought for a moment then said, "Well, I don't think this is proper armour, because it's too thin. George said that this was made out of some cheap muggle metal called…alu…alu…"
"Aluminium?" Hermione asked.
"Yeah, that's the one." Ron said.
Hermione smiled and said, "Well then, you can be 'my knight in cheap aluminium' instead."
(Sob) well, that's the end of the story; I hope you all liked it. (Sob)
I didn't think that the wizarding world would have aluminium, so I put it as a muggle metal.
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