Heya guys! I'm back. I was about to write a little something for my Male Neptune AU chapter, but I decided to go with this instead. I'll get back to that fanfic in a little bit, but right now I kinda feel like I wanna write a chapter for this series.

You guys are probably wondering why I chose Yukari over all the other Touhou girls, right? Well, to be honest, whenever I think about something related to Touhou, she always comes to my mind. I was thinking that maybe I could follow a different type of story, but this is a one-shot, so I have an idea for what I will do.

I was originally gonna make an AshxLucyxErza lemon, as per request… but the one who requested decided to be an asshole to me and my friend TaiKetch'em. If you still wanna see that chapter, let me know down below.

(Pallet Town)

A boy named Ash Ketchum was walking into his hometown: Pallet after another long journey worth trip to Kalos. After that he was slumped out and didn't feel like traveling anywhere else anytime soon. He was happy to be back home and was grateful to see his mother and old friends once again, but that didn't stop a problem that had recently become new to him.

At sixteen years old, he had heard about how puberty could cause very annoying effects to one's body and he was at the age to be experiencing it. He did notice that he had gotten slightly taller than his own mother, but that was one of the effects he could care little about. What was really troubling him was a certain 'friend' between his legs.

When he went to visit Misty just to catch up he got to see how she had gotten older as well, but when around her, he couldn't help but feel a heat sensation take over at certain points. Thankfully, he hid it well and he wore baggy pants at the time so her and her sisters couldn't see a certain bulge.

'Man, what is with me? Why is this happening to me?' Ash says to himself as he looked towards the sleeping Pikachu on the bed he was sitting on. 'I don't know if I can tell Pikachu about this. I don't really wanna worry him, or mom.' He thought as he looked towards his sleeping shorts to see a bulge sticking upward. 'Okay, there's gotta be some way to take care of this.'

He thought that since Brock had to have been through a similar situation being older than him, so he went to him for advice on the matter especially since they were close friends. "Sounds like Puberty's really doing its work, huh?" The man jokingly says as he sat across a table from the boy.

"Look Brock, I don't know who else to go to about this. I need help real bad. I don't want people to think of me as a pervert if they ever see this kind of stuff happening to me." Ash says desperate for support.

"Well, I didn't exactly do anything, just let it happen. I tell ya one thing's for sure, I never had it that bad." The man tells him, not knowing what to say to him. "I've heard that people who had that problem dealt with this stuff by doing something called… uh… m… mastur… baiting. Masturbaiting." He then tells him.

"The heck's that?" The boy asked not understanding.

"Sorry, you're just gonna have to look that up. I don't know if I really wanna explain." Brock then tells him.

After what the man told him, when Ash got back home, he opened an incognito browser to looked up what masturbaiting was and found out what it was about. When he learned about it, he was shocked at first but nonetheless thought that he could at least see if it might work. But he had to make sure he wasn't caught doing it since it involved something he believed even his mother wouldn't approve of.

His first night doing so, he went to the bathroom to do it at first as it would most likely be the only place where he wouldn't get caught and if he did, he could come up with an excuse being in the bathroom. Ash couldn't believe that it seemed to work, but how he also felt a massive amount of pleasure from it.

He wouldn't constantly do so all the time, but on days where he had the problem happen to him, he would need to 'relieve' himself because of it. But he would need to make sure that no one noticed and he was a master at keeping it a secret and had an excuse ready for each time. He felt some shame towards doing it as it was a perverted thing, but if it helped with his problem, he felt he needed to keep doing so.

Over time, Ash began to become addicted to masturbaiting as if it were a drug. Being harder to keep a secret as he would do it more often, he couldn't stop himself even if he wanted to. He also had been feeling as though something was watching him, but never found whatever it was. He just thought that it was just Puberty getting the better of him and hoped he wouldn't have to worry about it much longer.

One night, Ash was in his room by himself wearing his Kalos outfit without his gloves, cap or shoes, and was sitting on the edge of his bed. His mother had gone to visit an old friend and Pikachu was sent to Professor Oak's to have a check up and had to stay behind afterwards. He was all by himself and found it was a good opportunity.

'Well, I'm alone now. Might as well get it over with.' He thought to himself as he unzipped his pants. 'I really am becoming a pervert aren't I?' He thought once more as he pulled down his pants as his boner sprang to life. 'This'll be over soon, I'm sure of it.' He thought to himself as he began stroking his dick.

While doing so, he gritted his teeth and felt his face heat up. He was tensed just from the feeling alone as he had done the procedure plenty of times, and he began to get more and more used to it as he began to moan. But he realized something felt… different about how it was happening now. Like as if his hand had changed shape or something.

"My, my it's certainly bigger than I expected. ~" He hears a voice that he first ignores. "I've seen how big it was before, but to actually get a close-up feel of it is better than I thought." He heard once again, before his eyes snapped open in realization.

He looked down towards his dick, but he didn't see his own hand stroking it. Instead it was what appeared to be someone else's hand from a white sleeve grasping it and doing what he was supposed to be doing. He followed the white sleeve finding that of which it belonged to. A beautiful blonde woman wearing a purple dress with purple eyes to match it.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I don't believe we have had the pleasure to meet each other." She says in a voice that Ash could only say to be just as beautiful.

He blushed from the sight of her at first, but then he realized what was happening. "AH! What the hell?!" He says as he scurried to the end of his bed away from her. "Wha-what?! Who are you?! How did you get into my house?!" He asked in a panic.

"Oh, dear there's no reason to be afraid. Although I can understand how sudden this is." She says as she started to crawl towards him. "To just be minding your own business expecting to be alone and then suddenly find a woman just beside you touching your body." She says as she stopped just in front of him.

"W-what?" Ash says confused yet still freaked out a bit.

"Regardless, I suppose it is rude to show my face without introducing myself." She then says as she kneed and brushed some of her hair back. "My name is Yukari Yakumo. It's a pleasure to meet you." She then tells him with a slight bow, her smile remaining.

"B-but, that doesn't explain why or how you got in my house. What are you even doing here?!" He asked while backing up a bit more.

"Well… hmm, should I 'out with it' all?" She then puts a finger on her lips. Then her eyes wandered to the boner that the boy was having as it only seemed to have gotten harder as his blush hadn't left either. "Oh, darling. You're really turned on by an old hag like me? ~" She then says teasingly.

Ash looked confused at first, then he saw that he was still exposed. "I-it's just… t-that's not… I-" He was trying to think of an excuse.

"It's alright sweetheart. If you're really in the mood, I'm more than happy to oblige." She says as she crawled neared him causing him to back up a bit before he saw her right in his face.

Lemon Starts

With that said, Yukari moved her hand back to the boy's shaft and resumed her work. This caused Ash to moan as he felt the older woman's hand on him while also knowing that she was currently looming over his body. He tried to contain his moans, but all ended in failure as he was unable to hold back his pleasure.

'Oh, wow… This actually feels better than doing it to myself. Wait, no! I can't give into this! I don't even know her, much less even gave consent for this.' He thought to himself as he wanted to push her off, but for some reason, his body didn't listen.

"If you wish to know the truth, I've been having my eyes on you for quite a while… Ash Ketchum." She says as his eyes widened in shock. "Seeing you act around all those girls whenever you need relieving is honestly just adorable. I wanted to jump out several times just to have you. ~" She giggled.

'WHAT?! Has she been stalking me this entire time?!' Ash couldn't believe what he heard but even still couldn't bring himself to move.

"Oh, and to answer your question about me entering your house." Yukari then says as she lifted her free hand up and suddenly a tear opened up into a rift that had eyes of which were constantly shifting around as if looking in all directions. "It's what allowed me to come to your world. And it has been of great use to keep myself from being caught." She tells him as he looked at the rift in shock.

Ash wouldn't believe it if he didn't see it. A supernatural being that can travel across worlds just appearing in his world and then developing a liking towards him sounded beyond unbelievable, like some kind of fanfiction. *Wink* At that point, he had to believe he was dreaming, but the feeling was all too real. In all that time of him thinking and her talking, her hand continued to stroke his member.

"Now that I don't have to worry about that mouse of yours or anything else getting in the way…" Yukari snapped him out of his thoughts as she closed the rift. "How about you allow me to relieve your stress? ~" She then says before she kissed him which caught the boy off guard.

On his rational side, Ash should've pushed her away and gotten her out of his house but then she might come back later on thanks to the rifts she can create. And the other side of him just let her be as he melted into the kiss, and allowed entry for her tongue. At that moment, the lust began to cloud his mind and take over him.

Yukari continued to rub her hand on the boy's hardening penis as she dominated his mouth. She used her free arm to wrap around his shoulders in order to not separate from the kiss, with Ash just deciding, 'screw it' and put his hands around her waist. The boy was nearing his end and he wanted to tell her, but she wouldn't remove her lips from his so he could.

Ash finally was released from the kiss as their tongues fell out with a string of saliva connecting them. Unfortunately the boy was out of breath as he panted unable to speak, but Yukari could care less as she simply smirked. She knew that he was nearing his end and that didn't stop her from continuously jerking his member.

"Giving in already? My, humans are so fragile and delicate." She says as she raised the speed in her hand which caused him to grunt. "Not that I mind, I like being in control here." She then says as she puts a thumb over the tip.

He finally came, but with his tip covered, it didn't fully come out. Through the tip, only a small bit of cum squirted its way past the woman's thumb. Despite that, Ash's breathing steadied and he had calmed down from the handjob he was just given as he laid back. When he opened his eyes again, Yukari had seemingly disappeared from his sight.

"Now that we've had a bit of preparation…" His head turned to see she was standing up licking the bit of cum off of her thumb. "Would you prefer we go straight to the main course?" She then offered.

The boy didn't know what to say. He didn't even know her for even a day and she already had jerked him off, stolen his first kiss and managed to make him climax, now she was offering to have sex with him? He wanted to say something, but he couldn't think of anything to say at that moment. He could've questioned her age, but if she's supernatural and can create portals out of nowhere, she could've been a thousand year old goddess for all he knew.

"You're still hard for me?" Yukari then says as he looked down to see that his member was still standing up straight. "I'm not gonna force you, but you know there's nothing stopping you from violating me. ~" She says in a seductive tone.

Ash cringed a bit, but there was no denying that lust has limits that are very hard to reach. "O-okay then." He says as he got up from his bed.

"If I'm to be naked, would you mind doing the same? It's embarrassing if only one of us is nude for this." She suggested as she started to take off her dress.

"*Gulp* A-alright." While a bit on the nervous side, he began to undress as she did.

When both were done, they both stood naked as Ash had a hard time trying to remove his eyes from her curvaceous body and her double E size bust. "Like what you see? ~" She asked even more seductive. "Tell me, which position would you like to prefer first?" She asked once more.

"Uh… well. Whichever one you wanna do, I guess." He told her not really knowing what to ask her.

"How bold and kind of you to give me the decision. ~" She says with a flirty attitude.

"Well… I just can't really think of one to be completely honest." He told her as he sat down on his bed. "So, just do whatever you wa-AH!" He says before he started feeling his shaft getting stroked once again.

"If that's how it's gonna be, you better be ready for me, Darling." Yukari had already gotten to her knees and was giving him a handjob.

Ash was caught off guard once again, but decided to not moan so early. This pleased Yukari as she saw it as a challenge to try and make him moan at least once before he reached his climax. After a little bit of stroking, she decided to add her tongue and lick straight from the base to the tip which almost got him to moan.

With that being said, she kept using her tongue to pleasure him constantly doing a surprisingly good job at doing so. "Why do you want to do this with me of all the people in the world?" He asked her as she stopped licking but continued stroking.

"You really wish to know?" She asks, gaining his attention. "If you wish for me to be completely honest, I've been keeping an eye on you for longer than you think. After what you did in… what's it called? The Unova Region? I've been interested in you ever since. Now when you reached this stage of your life I just couldn't help myself any longer." She explains while keeping her smile intact.

"Wha…" His mouth was left agape as he was shocked before she sent another lick up his shaft. "So, you have b-been, s-stalking me?" He asks her.

"I wouldn't exactly call it stalking persay, more like… 'observing'." Yukari then starts to stroke his balls with her other hand.

"Gh, n-no matter what you c-call it, it's still st-AGH!" Ash was about to tell her before she then put his member in her mouth.

With that, she started moving her head from the top of his length to the shaft in the sequence of a blowjob. Moving her head back and forth while also moving her tongue around from top to bottom, going so far down that you could've sworn she was trying to choke herself. This brought the boy to put his hands on the sides of her head and take her off.

"Why are you making me stop?" She asked almost annoyed.

"Sorry, you were just… You could've choked doing that. I don't want you to hurt yourself just cause-" He was cut off again as she licked his penis again.

"It's very sweet of you to be concerned for me, but there's no reason to worry." She tells him. "But, if you're so worried, I guess this'll have to do for now." She then says as she takes both of her breasts and enveloped them around his shaft. "Does this feel better?" She says as it was now even harder for the boy to hold his moans in. "I'll take that as a yes."

Then she started moving her breasts up and down starting slowly as he felt her large assets rubbing against his shaft. 'So soft…'

The pleasure Ash felt from it went sky high as he finally started moaning which brought Yukari to smirk in victory, but she wasn't done yet. She stuck her tongue out and began swirling it around the tip, licking up any pre-cum that was coming from it and only making it harder for the boy to hold back.

"If you think this is best I can do, you're gonna have trouble dealing with the next part of this." She giggled teasingly before wrapping her mouth around his member.

She then started bobbing her head back and forth once again while her face was just inches away from her breasts as she continued. Slurps, moans, and the sound of skin slapping filled the room. At that point, Ash should've been worried that someone might hear, but his mother wasn't going to be back until the end of the week and Pikachu was still at Professor Oak's overnight.

If anything he could spend the time he spends 'calming' his urges with the help of Yukari as long as they were alone. No one would know and she could just use her portals to leave before anyone noticed. As he was thinking, his thoughts were pushed away by lust taking over his mind. With that, his hips started to move on their own as he started bucking them into her bust and mouth.

'Oh, finally starting to join? Fine by me.' Yukari then began to move faster and pressed her bust further together.

With that, Ash then grabbed her head by both sides and continued to rock his pelvis into her. His end was drawing near as they were going at it for a minute already, but he was at a loss for words, not knowing whether to tell her or if she noticed or not. Not too long afterward, he exploded in her mouth as she started to swallow every last drop that came with some leaking out of her mouth.

When done, she removed her mouth from his member, swallowing the remains before sighing. "S-sorry… I-I didn't tell you." He apologized.

"It's perfectly fine, Dear. You were in the moment, so I can't exactly blame you." She then said as she stood up used a handkerchief that she supposedly got from nowhere to wipe her face a bit. "Now then…" She says as she got up then got onto his bed lying down. "You're free to do as you please." She then says as she posed suggestively.

"Huh?" Ash said confused. "Wait, I told you, you could do whatever you want, didn't I?" He asks her.

"Yes, but I'm bored of doing the work myself. So, I figured I'd let you decide." Yukari tells him. "Come on, don't be shy. ~" She persuades him in a seductive manner.

The boy then gulped as he stared at her from his bedside not really knowing what to do next and was blushing from how she was acting towards him. The sound of giving his virginity to some woman he just met, hasn't even dated, and is possibly so much older than him while he was still sixteen making him considered a minor.

Then again, from what he has seen from her somehow being able to open portals and travel worlds, and since they already had gone far… "What the hell am I doing?" He says before he then crawled over and got on top of her as her smirk never left her face watching his face light up red.

"Go on. ~" She says once more before he inhaled before exhaling.

He decided to grab her breasts and then started fondling them, hearing her hum in pleasure as her smile still remained on her face despite being red from embarrassment. He continued to rub her large almost-melon sized bust brushing his fingers around her nipple while giving them a small squeeze as she moaned while giggling.

After a moment he took one of her nipples into his mouth. Sucking, licking, Yukari appeared to be enjoying the attention she was getting of feeling a younger male violating her body. Ash then removed his mouth before moving up as he lined his member up with her entrance, and looked at her for consent. But as her face showed, she obviously didn't care about him taking her.

He just decided to go with it and began to push himself inside of her, but then stopped as he felt something blocking his way and was surprised to say the least. "Wait… you're a virgin?" He asked her, shocked to say the least.

"Surprise. ~" She said in a sing-a-song tone. "Seems like I'm caught. But, yes I am indeed one." She then tells him.

"S-so, t-this is literally your first time? But… y-you seemed like you knew what you were doing and everything." He says, still shocked before she grabbed his head and pushed him into her chest.

"Oh, isn't that so sweet for you to say. But as much as you believe that I might've already been taken… Well, do I really need to say anything? ~" She then says as the boy pulled himself off her

"I-I-I… y-you're this powerful, and yet you're here wanting to have your first time with someone like me?" He asked as she seemed to look disappointed by his question which surprised him at first since she had only shown a smile or grin throughout the lewd things they were doing. "I just… this all sounds too good to be true-" he was then silenced with a kiss to the lips.

"No more talking, my patience is starting to fade. I know you're still inexperienced, but it's not very polite to keep a lady waiting you know?" She then says after seperating. "If you're so nervous, I promise I'll be gentle. Come on now." She then says as she teased him by moving back and forth slightly on his member.

Ash was nervous, but then again, she was right about how he was taking too long to do anything and decided to man up. He then continued to push his hips forward and went through Yukari's barrier as she moaned in pleasure, feeling her virginity being taken. The two of them panted heavily as they took the time to adjust before anything.

After a little bit, the boy didn't bother to look up as he knew what answer he was gonna get and started to slowly move his hips back and forth, pushing in and out of her. He was grunting a bit as she moaned in pleasure while holding a smile on her face while looking down at him.

What he didn't expect was for her to grab his hips and started to force him to go balls deep into her as she moaned from feeling the tip of his shaft kissing her womb while Ash coughed out some air from being forced into her. Taking the time to get himself back to position, he started to thrust in and out of Yukari as she would occasionally force him to go deep inside of her.

The older woman was clearly having fun taking control of his body as his moans were music to her ears. "Oh, Darling, I didn't think you'd be able to please me this much. ~" She says in her still seductive manner.

"You just-*GRUNT*... y-you just wanted to fuck someone young and energetic, didn't you?-MPH!" He says before he was pulled into her bust again to shut him up.

"You're overthinking it now. Just relax, Dear. ~" She said back in her usual seductive tone.

Ash gave up on trying to say anything and took advantage of her shoving him into her bust by licking right in the center. To this, Yukari moaned out due to the boy's unexpected action and held him tighter as she started to thrust her own hips into his pelvis forcing him deeper and faster. Knowing that he caught her off guard, he hastens his own hips while continuing to violate the valley between her breasts.

Both of them were beginning to feel their ends draw near, but Ash couldn't give a warning in his position, and Yukari didn't really care enough to tell him. The boy finally got released from the canyon on her chest, leaving a string of saliva as he panted for air.

"I-gh… I-I…" He tried to say, but couldn't get any words out.

"I know, Dear." She says as she grasps the back of his head. "Just don't take it out. Let it all in me." She then pulled him into a kiss as they continued the pounding.

They've been kissing while fucking for over 30 minutes, nearly an hour now. Ash felt like he was about to explode at any moment and Yukari was more impressed by how well he was doing on his first time, savoring every lasting second they spent banging. After so long, they both climaxed at the same time as they moaned from him shooting his seed straight into her womb as her seed coated his member.

With that done, the two finally separated their lips, each's tongue removing each other's mouths with a saliva string, panting for air. "Oh, my. You actually got me to climax. That's impressive, especially for you. ~" She says in her still seductive manner.

The boy on the other hand couldn't catch his breath and before anything else, he blacked out.

Lemon Ends

(Next Morning)

After the time he had last night, Ash woke up to a bright light shining in his face as his sight seemed blurry at first. He was exhausted even after sleeping for the remainder of last night, and the light was not helping him at all. He just assumed that what happened last night was all a dream and nothing else and he just wanted to return to sleeping.

Getting another from the sunlight blaring in his eyes, he sunk his head into his pillows whilst hugging them… but something felt off about the 'pillows' his head rested on. "My, do you like my chest that much? ~" He heard a familiar seductive voice which shocked him.

'No way…' He moved his head back and looked up, only to see the same blonde woman staring down at him. 'S-she's actually here?' He was shocked to see Yukari actually in his bed, then looked back down to see her naked bust.

Startled, he pushed himself back as he sat up noticing that both of them were still stark naked. Yukari just giggled from the boy's reaction as she pushed herself up and let the blanket fall off, showing her voluptuous naked body once more as her breasts bounced with each passing second. The more he looked at her, the more it became hard to take his eyes off her body.

"That was really satisfying what we did last night. I haven't felt so good in my entire life. And I have you to thank for that." She says as she crawled over and put a hand on his chin.

'N-none of that was a dream. It actually happened… I… just gave my virginity to some lady that just popped up in my room and…' He didn't know what else to think after that as Yukari got up and started dressing herself.

"You impress me a lot. Even for a human, you've really surprised me." She says smiling after putting on her panties. Ash just got up and started putting on his own clothes. "Pardon me, dear, but…" She got his attention as she pulled her hair to her front. "Would you mind?..." She says showing her bra unclipped.

"U-uh… o-okay." He says as he helps her. 'Man, this is so weird. No one would believe me if I told them how this happened. And can I blame them? None of this stuff should even be real… is it?' He thinks as he finished and got back to putting on clothes.

"Now that we've… oh?" Yukari says as she stands up after putting on her dress as Ash had just finished putting on his pants. "Well, I'll be. I didn't think you'd be near my height." She then says as she walked over and stood right in front of him with a hand on his bare shoulder.

And she was right, he was about nearly the same height as her, possibly an inch shorter. She then started caressing his healthy body, feeling him up as he grabbed her hands and stopped her which made her pout a bit. Ether way, he continued to put on his shirt and vest.

"Well, I best be on my way now. But I promise that I'll make sure to drop by every so often." She says as she picked up an umbrella he presumed to be hers as she opened it up.

"U-um… s-sure, but… could you at least give me a heads up or something?" He asked her as she giggled.

"Now, now, I can't exactly promise that, now can I?" She says amused.

Ash was slightly annoyed at Yukari's remark as he sighed before she walked up to him and wrapped her free arm around him, giving him another kiss. He decided to hug her back while returning the kiss, however, this kiss was more passionate than heated. When they separated, a portal opened up behind the woman as she stepped back.

"Farewell for now, Dear Ash. See you soon. ~" She then says winking to him before stepping in the portal as the boy waved and it closed up.

Ash was left in his room by himself now not knowing what to do. He didn't know whether he and Yukari were now dating, or she was just gonna show up to help 'relieve' him. The thought of him dating someone who could've been a supernatural goddess caused him to chuckle a bit since it sounded ridiculous. But he didn't think any less of it, and he thought about how nice it had been to what guys would say; 'Become a man'.

Eplogue

Fast Forward a month and a half later, everything between Ash and Yukari's relationship was going well. They started to get to know each other and spend time together as a couple normally would, even the blonde woman decided to tell him all about the world named Gensokyo and how some humans lived there as well.

The only person that was really introduced was Yukari's sister Ran who seemed confused at their relationship at first, but was alright with it overtime. Yukari even joked about sharing Ash with her, taking enjoyment from seeing their embarrassed faces. Ash was mostly confused how the two were sisters since Ran did have some resemblance to her older sister, except she had fox ears and about nine fox tails.

He decided not to question it after all he's seen, and believed that it was gonna be normal for him. He had introduced Pikachu to Yukari as well and he seems to like her plenty. Though they have yet to really tell anyone else like the boy's mother or any of his or her friends, but he did think about it at some point.

On top of being teasing towards the boy, Yukari had also appeared on occasions when Ash had his 'problems' in order to help him. With that said, he told her how he thinks about heading to the Alola Region and exploring more Pokemon while also competing in the league and she respected his dream. But even in another Region, Yukari would always have a way to find him.

The End…?

Okay, I wanna take this moment to explain a few things. One, thank you for reading this long-ass paragraph. Two, I'm fighting a cold currently which has made writing a pain to do. Three, I just heard that the crona-virus is starting to take effect in the state I live in so hopefully I don't get that. And four, it's late at night and currently past 1 A.M. while I'm making this.

So yeah, that's why I haven't been uploading nearly as much as I usually do.

Thank you guys for reading anyways… I'm outta here… PEACE OUT, dudes!