From: OttoDucWhitehouse.gov

Subject: You are never going to be me

Otto,

I like you I really do but if you have any sense of self preservation you will refrain from trying to power grab for at least the next week and admit that I now own you. Josh did not and will not receive your email he is on vacation. A vacation from people trying to further their position just like you did. Since you know he is under contract to avoid such distractions I can either assume you are stupid, over stressed and in need of a vacation yourself, or a republican.

So here is what is going to happen you are going to call Miriam Cotesworth Hayes head of the northeast region of the D.A.R. and arrange a lunch with her, Zoey Bartlet and Helen Santos. You are going to show Sam Seaborne both this email and the one you sent to Josh, beg for his forgiveness and then you are not going to work more than 8 hours a day till Josh gets back. You will check your email regularly to see if I need you to do any thing and follow through with any request I make. You are going to not try and contact Josh until he returns. If you deviate from this in any way I can guarantee you are done in the Santos administration which would be a tremendous loss.

Please understand I'm normally not this kind of evil spiteful person. Josh needs his rest and frankly by making a public example of you is the best way of making sure that happens. You're getting your licks in early, Transition is rough on everybody, but soon enough you will be in the Whitehouse with Josh and President Santos doing tremendous things.

Dona