"This is it, Sly, pressing buttons won't help you now!" the old man snarled.
"It might!" Sly desperatly screamed back at him.
"I'm sorry it had to end this way, old friend." he replied, pulling out a hand pistol.
Sly backed up and leand on one button. Nothing happened. The old man tried to shoot Sly, but hejumped out of the wayand the bullet hit a button. A safe fell from the ceiling and crushed the old man dead.
"Whoa...what are the odds of that?" Sly thought out loud. Another safe fell onto the computer, along with a bucket of water.
"Who puts a bucket of water over a computer?" Sly screamed. He pushed another button. A door opened in one side of the room, leading outside.
"Eh, beats dying in a firey explosion." Sly thought. He ran outside and just barely made it out. He began the walk home. After 6 minutes of walking, Sly walked into his apartment, which was filled with people.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!" Sly screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Whoa, chill out Sly, this is my house now, I won it in an auction. This is a housewarming party." Steve yelled over the loud music playing.
"Wh...how...what... but..." Sly began sobbing."It...it...was...MINE!"
"You see,Sly,I have something called 'money',something you don't have.",Steve said,while sipping on some soda,"I used this 'money to buy your apartment.And thanks to a special system called 'buying and selling',I now own your home."
"I want to punch you in the face." Sly whispered.
"Nice comeback, by that I mean you coudn't knock me out if you tried, joker-boy."
Sly clenched his fists, and punched Steve right square in the jaw, knocking him out. Aside from the music playing, it was silent in the room.
"ALL OF YOU,GET OUT!" The people stared at him. "NOW!" Then they ran out of the room. Sly kicked the non-moving Steve out the window. "Now to get back what's mine, Sly thought.
The next day Sly got his house back along with a well-earned $1.25 raise in his paycheck. Steve got a restraining order against Sly and was sent to work 50 miles away on a highway.
Back at the wreck, the safe opened.
THE END
