Over the next few weeks Esme and Olaf got to know each other a lot better then they had before.

Esme began to be more attracted to Olaf then Jerome. She was attracted by how tall he was. She was attracted by how impossibly 'in' his clothes were. But when she looked at that unibrow it made her shiver with delight all the way down to the bottom of her insanely fashionable shoes.

This delight was a delight that she never felt before she met Count Olaf. Especially not with Jerome…

But it all started one day when Count Olaf made a proclamation that would change the way they saw each other forever.

"I've heard orphans are very in…"