Calvin, Hobbes, and Toad had made it back to the campus where their camp was and were happily driving along.

"What a nice day!" said Hobbes.

"Sure is," agreed Calvin.

"The real world's not bad," admitted Toad.

Hobbes continue to steer. "A boy, a tiger, and a mushroom seeing America!"

Calvin: Movin' right along, looks like we've picked up a mushroom
We're avoiding some doom

Hobbes: And some doom, that means Eddy
Calvin: Opportunity knocks once, let's grab it, real steady

Hobbes: Yeah!

Calvin: Together we're ready
Toad: We'll just be sure to use our head-y
Calvin: "Head-y?"

All Three: Movin' right along

Hobbes: Foot-loose and fancy free
Calvin: Getting there is half the fun; come share it with me
All Three: Movin' right along

Calvin: Doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon

We'll learn to share the load
Toad: We don't need a map to keep this show on the road

Hobbes: Hey, this song is sounding better, Toad.
Calvin: Movin' right along we're coming out of the kingdom
Hobbes: Look out, 'cause here we come

Calvin: So trust my navigation

Hobbes and Toad: Nope!
Hobbes: Talent show, oh, here we come, we're gonna be famous
Calvin: I hope you don't shame us

Toad: Our lives may never be the same-us

Calvin: Will you stop making up words?
All Three: Movin' right along

Calvin: Hey, will you try to steer?
Hobbes: Relax, I've got no licence but there's nothing to fear
All Three: Movin' right along

Calvin: Doog-a-doon, doog-a-doon

You take it, you know best
Toad: Hey, this compass says East, but this thing's heading West

"There's someone on the road," said Calvin.

"It's Snoopy," said Hobbes. "Let me do the talking. I speak dog." He pulled up next to the two animals. "Want a lift?"

"Well, yeah," replied Snoopy. "Me and Woodstock have our own act for the talent show! Check this one out!" Snoopy and Woodstock did a series of elaborate dance moves.

Calvin didn't speak dog, but he could figure out what was going on. "Hey, he's trying to muscle in on us! Get your own mushroom, fuzzyface!" Calvin sped off.

"Sorry!" called Hobbes.

Snoopy sighed. "'Fuzzyface?' Rats. No one ever calls me 'Sugar Lips.'"
All Three: Movin' right along

Hobbes: We're just some guys who are dreaming
All Three: Don't know what it's meaning

Toad: Remind me where we're going
Hobbes: We'll be stars with flashy cars and life with the top down
Calvin: We're stormin' the big town
Toad: Yeah! Storm is right...should it be snowing?

Hobbes: No, I don't think so.
All Three: Movin' right along

Hobbes: Looks like we're on the go
Calvin: Yeah, we'll be a huge hit at Patty's talent show
All Three: Movin' right along

(Hobbes: Let's go!)

Calvin: Foot-loose and fancy free
Hobbes: You're ready for the big time

Toad: Is it ready for me?
All Three: Movin' right along

Movin' right along

Movin' right along

Movin' right along

Calvin saw something big ahead. "What is that?"

Hobbes slowed down. "Eddy's been busy..."

They pulled up to find that Eddy had erected a huge billboard with Toad's picture on it. The boy danced over to them. "Like it? It took some work, but..."

"Work?" cried Edd. "You stole this picture from a 'Nintendo Power' magazine!"

"It is so big and cute!" cried Ed. "I must hug it!" Ed jumped on the billboard, knocking it down.

"You idiot!" yelled Eddy. He cooled down and turned to Toad. "Well, you get the picture, anyway. Join me and you'll see more of the same."

Toad looked sad. "All I see are headless mushrooms."

"Headless?" repeated Edd.

"I told you already!" said Toad. "I will not endanger my species, and I will not be exploited!" Toad remembered Calvin and Hobbes. "Well, forget the last part."

"Ouch," winced Hobbes.

Calvin jumped back in the wagon. "Whatever. Let's get going." The others followed.

"Hey!" Eddy yelled as they drove away. "HEY! You'll be sorry! You and that wagon are going down!"

Snoopy strolled over. "Need a beagle? Let's show him our stuff, Woodstock! Hit it" Snoopy and Woodstock started dancing as Can-Can music started playing.

"Go, Sugar Lips!" cheered Ed.

"Dreams do come true!" Snoopy thought happily.

Eddy kicked the dog and bird away. "That's it! We're following Calvin and Toad! Get the car, Double D!"

"We don't have a car."

"Well, MAKE ONE!"

"Done," Edd motioned to a homemade car.

Eddy got in. "Wow, that's why I keep you around. Let's go!"


Yep, straight from Calvin On Wheels to here, a "Movin' Right Along" parody!