"I can't believe that we lost to Snoopy," said Calvin after the show had ended.
"Yeah, but he was great," admitted Hobbes.
Jason shrugged. "The fact that we made it here without getting killed is good, too."
"Yeah, life is like that," said Marcus.
Ezra hitched himself up and strolled towards the Doombuggy. "Well, we've probably got better things to do than lose to dogs."
"Besides," said Phineas, "the rehab's probably over, which means that the new bride's in the attic!"
"Yep, see ya!" called Gus. Laughing maniacally, the ghosts jumped in their Doombuggy and drove away.
Calvin saw another of his friends walking over. "And here's Double D! You came through for us, man!"
Edd smiled. "And I believe I found Eddy in the rubble of your set. He can't seem to remember a thing today."
Ed held up an unconscious Eddy. "He's flown over the cuckoo's nest!"
"Perhaps we can change Eddy," said Edd. "So nothing like this will ever happen again."
"I'd like that," nodded Calvin.
"Well, what do we do now?" asked Hobbes.
"We've got a few minutes before the day's over. Let's walk optimistically into the sunset." The two left, friends to the end as the Muppet Show Theme played.
Two old men, Statler and Waldorf, watched from the distance. "This story really made me think," said Statler.
"About the price of fame and what it truly means?" asked Waldorf.
"No, about what I should write in my flames!"
Well, that wraps it up! So ends the tale of Calvin and Hobbes's quest for fame. I'm also happy that I managed to save Eddy. This will probably be the last time he plays a villain. He's a jerk, but I can't stand to completely ruin him. My next parody is...
You ready?
TOY STORY!
