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I will not be posting these out like what I did with Team SLVR since that seems to annoy and boring to others. I'll be setting these up now and then. Juggling millions of stuff here.


Nora's a Mommy Ch 1 - By Curious Kitsune654


-Chapter 1-

It was late at night as one Nora Valkyrie wandered the halls of Beacon Academy on a mission. Nora was a short girl with bright orange hair, curvy body that hid her well-developed and deceptively powerful muscles, and *eh-hem* moderately large assets. She currently wore a black shirt with the word 'Boop' written across the chest area and bright pink short-shorts covered in lightning bolt patterns that did nothing to cover her toned legs.

Nora jumped up from her seat, "Hey, that's me! Hi me!"

"I don't think your other self can hear you." Ren pulled her down back to her seat.

"Why are you in the hallways in the middle of the night?" Blake asked the powerhouse of Team JNPR.

"And past curfew." Glynda coldly remarked, "You wouldn't happen to be doing so in our reality as well, Miss Valkyrie?"

The girl in question only coughed in response.

This mission she was on was one of great importance, a matter of life and death, nothing was of higher priority than her current task. Absolutely nothing would stop her from completing such an important task. What is this mission you may wonder?

"An important mission." Nora nodded with graveness.

"Which is?" Jaune inquired about her 'mission'.

Ren rolled his eyes, "I think I know what it is."

*Gurrrrrr* "…Need pancakes," Nora was hungry.

"I knew it."

Having lived with Nora throughout most of his current life, Ren can easily conclude what her midnight mission objective is. To top it all off, he wouldn't be surprised if she managed to sneak out of the dorm late at night without any of them noticing.

"Hey! A girl gotta eat!"

"Jaune, Pyrrha, Nora. Remind me to buy a small refrigerator for the room to store her pancakes in."

"Got it."

"Thank you, Renny!"

She was currently on her way to the kitchen to make herself a late-night snack as she had already eaten her emergency pancakes, and Ren was to asleep at the moment to make some for her. That was fine though, she could just go make some herself, it wasn't like she couldn't cook for herself.

"Oh no." Ren groaned and pinched his forehead remembering the last time Nora tried to cook.

Yang snorted, "Guess it didn't end well."

-Mini Flashback-

"It wasn't my fault…" A slightly younger Nora pouted, now wearing her usual combat attire, as she and her closest bestest friend Lie Ren, a young man of Asian looking descent with black hair that had a single pink stripe, pink eyes, and wearing a green, black, and gold tailcoat and white pants, stood in front of a blackened stove.

"I just asked you to boil some water," Ren said in a tired voice as he palmed his face.

-End Mini Flashback-

She could totally cook just fine.

Glynda motioned all of Beacon's staff to close in and whisper, "Miss Valkyrie is forbidden from operating the kitchen unsupervised. If worse comes to worst, she's forbidden to enter the kitchen without supervision."

Wandering along the darkened halls of Beacon all by herself was a bit boring though as she had nobody to talk to though, so she livened it up a little. "I'm queen of the castle~, I'm queen of the castle~." She sang to herself as she cartwheeled down the last stretch of hallway and finally reached her destination.

"Yay! Time for pancakes!" She cheered happily while rushing over to the massive fridge at the back of the room. Pulling open the heavy door with ease, she started to reach inside only to freeze. "Uuuuh, what's used to make pancakes again?" She asked herself while scratching her head.

"And your other self said she knows how to cook." Vernal snarked, feeling bad for her partner already.

"Hey! Why don't you try cooking?"

"Preparing a meal is a necessary survival skill. Of course, I know how to make my own meal."

Every bandit in the Branwen tribe knows how to hunt, forage and prepare their meals. A tribe member that didn't know how to do so won't survive for long. The Branwen tribe might be centered around pillaging, but not all settlements have enough food to take.

"Oh, I know, I'll just look it up." Nora reached into her pocket for her scroll, only to end up finding it missing. 'Oops, must have left it on my nightstand," She thought sheepishly then pouted. "Aw, that means I'll have to use a cookbook, but books are sooooo boring." Drooping her head, she slowly shuffled over to where non-perishables were stored.

"I feel your pain, sister."

Oobleck fixed his glasses, "Young lady. When in doubt, read a book!"

"It is a good resource for information." Ren supported the history professor's comment.

Nora's teammates had been trying to coax her into reading all semester with some success. That said, she still managed to get passing grades. Nora got her teammates to read for her, not that it does their vocal cords any good.

"Team JNPR sure has it hard," Coco commented with sympathy.

When she got close though, she paused when she noticed the door was partly open and she could hear soft crunching sounds coming from inside. Curious, she quietly peers inside the doorway to see…

'Are those tails?' Nora asked herself in thought as she gazed at the fluffy appendages lazily swaying through the air.

"We can hear her thoughts?" Yatsuhashi seemed a bit put off by that.

"Correct. Or at least, what can be interpreted."

Everyone looked a bit uncomfortable at that.

There were nine of them total, all mostly dark red in color with light blond ends and if she had to guess around eight feet long and very dirty. Each individual one though had a slightly different colored tint near the tips, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, light blue, white, and brown, that glowed ever so slightly.

"Beautiful tail." Neo's sign read and flipped over to the other side, "Fetch a good price."

Following the tails to their source, Nora was further surprised to see them all connected to a single person. A young faunus boy, maybe seven or eight years old, with messy blonde hair with red tips, wearing a tattered black shirt that hung off his skinny frame and equally tattered shorts.

"What sort of faunus is he?" Velvet asked.

If it weren't for the dirt and grime, the nine tails would have been much more lustrous and beautiful.

Blake also shared her bafflement, "This is the first time I saw any faunus with nine tails…"

No one in the audience had ever seen such a faunus before.

"You may consider him to be the mythical nine-tailed fox. Though he is originally not from Remnant."

"Nine-tailed fox?"

"So, he's an alien?" Nora's eyes remained fixated on the blond child on the screen.

"In a sense, perhaps…" There was more to the story, but the Hosts will hold off giving them any more information for now.

She couldn't see his face do to him looking away from her, but she could see that he was clutching a glowing red crystal in his hand that she easily recognized as burn dust. Wondering what he was doing with it, Nora's curiosity quickly turned to shock and horror as the child popped the whole thing into his mouth… AND STARTED CHEWING!

Half of the audience flinched at the sight while the others made the same expression the on-screen Nora was making.

"AHH! SPIT THAT OUT!"

Nora, Tai, Glynda, and Weiss echoed the on-screen Nora as well.

Reacting without thinking, she burst into the room screaming, causing the boy to snap his head in her direction and freeze, revealing glowing red eyes filled with terror and puffed up whiskered cheeks. In less than a second, Nora tackled the boy to the floor and was in the process of prying his mouth open.

"Aw, poor child!" Weiss also had a soft spot for children and cute things like the corgi dog named Zwei.

Limbs and tails flayed around wildly as he tried to squirm free but thanks to Nora's impressive strength and his own lack of muscle didn't get far. Finally managing to get his mouth open, Nora was just able to see as the crunch up crystals vanished down his throat, no doubt towards his stomach. To stop this, she tried to forcefully induce vomiting by sticking her fingers down his throat but was stopped when she felt a strong shock run through her body.

Tai nervously scratched his chin, "He's going to be fine, right?"

"Yes."

"I honestly cannot blame her for doing something so quick and drastic." Glynda would probably do the same thing if she was in her position.

"This isn't exactly lighthearted." Emerald sarcastically addressed the Hosts.

"Watch and see."

Not really affected thanks to her semblance, even stronger now because of it, her reason for stopping was due to the fact the electricity was coming from the boy. His entire body was giving off bursts of static that shorted out the nearby electronics, burnt various food items, and even caused a few small explosions when it hit some miscellaneous dust crystals.

Ozpin hummed thoughtfully while rapping his armrest, "Hmm… I would have passed that off as a semblance, but you said that this young boy is not originally from Remnant. Does that attribute to his abilities he is currently displaying?"

"Correct."

"Interesting."

Nora was brought back to reality when one of the kid's legs kicked her right in the crotch.

"EEEEE!"

Collapsing on top of him, her hands instinctively shot down to cover the hurting area. (Un)fortunately for the boy, that still left him trapped under her and now he was being smothered by her chest.

Nora blushed slightly while Ren looked slightly uncomfortable.

"Can't say the kid's lucky or unlucky," Mercury muttered, earning him a deadpanned look from Emerald. "Err… I mean, that was a nasty kick there."

It took him several seconds to squirm out and pull his tails free, but by then Nora had recovered from the blow enough to tackle him down again, this time from behind.

Ren sighed, "Nora… That's not how you treat a child."

"I know, Ren. I know." She bashfully laughs and placed a hand on his.

Wrapping her arms under around the squirming kid's arms and waist, she got herself into a sitting position with him held firmly into her lap. Feeling another shock run through her, she channeled the charge into her arms and held tightly as he squirmed and wriggled for several minutes until he finally tired himself out. She was surprised several times during this, but not enough to lose her grip this time, when he suddenly turned ice-cold, then burning hot, shot both ice, fire, wind and even more electricity out of his mouth and even seemed to get several times heavier before returning to normal.

"He's practically a conductor for Dust," Glynda noted.

"And it's not a semblance." Winter analytically observed the child's ability to spew out the elemental properties of the Dust he ingested. "Based on what was seen, fire, wind, ice, and electricity… He has ingested those types of Dust before she encountered him. What is this child particularly?"

"We will not answer that question for the time being."

"Whoa, the kid's blasting it!" Sun said in awe.

She was never gladder for aura then during this as if she didn't have it she would have been badly hurt long before. Turning the now trembling boy so that he was facing her, Nora looked him over with a critical eye. 'How is he still okay, that dust should be burning him alive from the inside out.'

Glynda nodded at that. "Dust ingestion is not a pretty sight."

"Is… Is it that bad?" Oscar asked.

"You wouldn't want to know." She confirmed.

"He must have a very strong stomach to withstand all of the Dust going off." Neptune's stomach grumbled in hunger, "Somehow, that makes me hunger…"

Focusing back on his face, the terror etched all over it caused her to wince internally. "P-please do-don't hurt me-e, I j-just wa-wanted something to e-eat." He said with a heavy stutter as he looked towards the floor as his stomach growled loudly.

Emerald could sympathize with the boy. It's why she had to resort to stealing food and valuables to survive.

"He's hungry." Blake felt her heartstring pull. She had seen similar occurrences with the faunus population due to the discrepancy of wealth.

"And since he doesn't know better, he saw Dust as a food source." Weiss clasped her hand, "Seeing how Dust doesn't hurt him, I can see why."

"It does look like rock candy from afar." Said Yang.

"Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you." Nora said as she stood up and let him go much to his surprise.

That surprise quickly turned to embarrassment as she then leaned in close and checked his forehead. Not finding anything unusual, she then checked his stomach where she found a large black sun like tattoo across his belly but other than that he was fine.

Everyone raised an eyebrow at the black sun tattoo.

"Did they tattoo a child?" Glynda's voice held a very steely tone.

Ironwood gulped, "Easy now, Glynda. Hosts? What is that?"

"That is a seal."

Everyone went silent. A seal for what? Wasn't this supposed to be lighthearted and not a sword of Damocles swinging overhead?

"Do not concern yourself with that. Relax."

"What a-are you d-doing?" He asked nervously, to tired and hungry at this point to run away and thus completely at the girl's mercy.

"Making sure you're okay, duh! You just ate an entire burn dust crystal for Oum's sake!"

"Y-you mean the s-spicy c-candy?" Nora froze at these words.

Roman chuckled, "Dust as spicy candy? This kid really has an exotic taste."

"I get that he's not from Remnant, but still, that doesn't mean he should put anything into his mouth." This is why Dust is to be kept away from children at all costs. Tai made sure of that greatly back when Yang and Ruby were babies. "Come to think of it, how did he get into Beacon unnoticed?"

Everyone pondered at that but figured to continue watching for a probable answer.

"Well, you can't really blame the kid if he can chow down on one without issue. I don't know where the kid comes from, but it sounds like his world has some tough cookies in it." Qrow had stopped drinking for the meantime and let the liquid simmer in his stomach. The meals in this place beat out everything Remnant had combined and the huntsman wants to make room for it.

Ruby's eyes turned predatory. "Cookies?"

"You thought it was candy?" The boy nodded, "Who told you that dust was candy?"

"Uh, this n-nice m-man on a b-b-boat a long time ago. He-he even gave me some p-powdery kind that was su-super minty, th-though he l-l-looked really shocked after I-I ate it and then l-left."

"Who on Remnant told him that Dust is candy?!" Glynda cracked her hands in a seething rage.

Blake and Velvet's eyes flared up a bit along with with most of the adults, especially the ones who had children.

Nora stood there, shock (again) at what the boy told her. 'Someone tried to kill him by tricking him into eating Ice dust! Oooh if I ever find that sick son of a b***, Imma break his everything real good.' Nora thought darkly before focusing on the matter at hand.

"I am going to break every single bone in his body!"

Maria spat, "You have my full support girl. Make sure you crush his ba –"

"Whoa! Let's not go there yet…" Qrow instinctively covered his in-betweens. "Doubt we'll even know who the bastard is."

"Swear!"

"Who would do such a horrible thing?" Weiss had a horrified expression.

"Someone who probably hates faunus to the extreme, no doubt about it." Blake had a similarly dark thought that was compatible with what on-screen Nora was thinking. "And a sadist."

"That's mess up." Emerald said.

Everyone nodded in agreement. Death by Dust indigestion is very unpleasant.

"I… Wow. I never thought you…" Jaune struggled to describe the disturbing thoughts the on-screen Nora was having. "Didn't know you can… Curse."

"Hey, they censored the word this time." Tai remarked. A few people glanced at him with a questioning look. "What? My priorities are not skewed, I can promise you that."

Deciding to drop the matter for now as if it hadn't hurt him so far, then it likely wasn't going to.

"Here, how about I get you some real food then?" She offered while holding out her hand to him.

Looking at her suspiciously for a few seconds, the boy's stomach roared once again, and he reluctantly took her hand.

"Oh, now he's suspicious." Coco rolled her eyes while feeling relief.

Qrow nodded, "Should had saved it for the guy who tried to get him killed."

Smiling happily, Nora led him out of the destroyed storage room and into the kitchen where she plonked him onto a nearby chair and started rifling through a nearby cupboard until she pulled out a box labeled 'Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes' with a picture of a red-headed girl with green eye's wearing a bronze ringlet and a nervous smile on her face.

Pyrrha awkwardly coughed, seeing her picture on the cereal box on-screen. Not her best shot.

"I knew I saw you somewhere." Jaune gently nudged her on the arm.

Weiss flatly looked at him, "That isn't where you're supposed to know about her…"

"It's fine. It's fine." Pyrrha assured the heiress, "I'm happy that Jaune doesn't actually know who I was back then." She mumbled the last part, making it difficult for others to hear.

"By the way, I'm Nora," Nora introduced herself with a smile as she grabbed a jug of milk from the fridge.

"Naruto," The boy said in return as she placed a filled bowl in front of him and handed him a spoon.

"Nice to meet you Naruto." Nora sat down across from him with a bowl of her own.

"That's an odd name, I think." Ruby rolled the name on her tongue.

Ozpin pondered on the young boy's name for a moment, "I don't believe his name represents or corresponds to a color."

"Your name doesn't correspond to a color." Qrow pointed out.

"Not everyone follows the color naming convention." Ozpin defended himself.

'Has never used a spoon before,' Nora idly noted as she saw him 'discreetly' observe her use her spoon before sloppily mimicking. Another thing was that he again 'discreetly' added chunks of wind dust into his cereal as he ate from a small pouch he had in his pocket. She watched with barely hidden fascination as he casually ate the volatile material with seemingly no negative effects.

Sure, there were such things as dust infused foods, hence why there was dust in the nonperishables in the first place, but those were comprised at most three percent's worth raw dust and had to be extremely carefully measured.

"They didn't invent spoons from where he's from?" Weiss found that a bit hard to believe.

"The majority of the people of his world utilized chopsticks."

Oobleck found that interesting and wrote it down, "Each culture follows their own path of development, Miss Schnee. I mean, Miss Weiss Schnee."

Feeling it was a bit too quiet for her tastes, she decided to start up some conversation. "Soooo, you ever pull any good pranks?"

Ren and Glynda made disapproving noise.

Nora held her hand up, "I can't help it."

-Twenty Minutes Later-

*Click, click, click, click*

The sound of heels hitting the hard floor echoed loudly through the area as Glynda stalked through the halls of Beacon. It was her job to make sure no students were up to any late-night mischief.

Standing at an impressive six foot five, she had bright blond hair and emerald eyes set in a stern gaze. She wore a simple white shirt with keyhole neckline, a black skirt that reached to just below her chest with dull copper buttons, brown/black leggings and heels, and a short black cloak with purple underside that had the bottom cut into arrow and flame patterns.

"Look's like it's your turn to make an appearance." Ironwood tried not to stare too much, or risk getting called out for it. "Still diligent in your duties I see."

Glynda pushed up glasses, "Naturally."

'This would be entirely unnecessary if Ozpin would just approve of those security cameras for the halls and classrooms. But nooo, that would be an invasion of their privacy he says… Not like I'm saying to put them in their rooms and showers. We don't have the budget for it, he says… But we somehow have enough Lien to fill an entire forest with hundreds of cameras instead.' Respect the man she may, but she couldn't help but question some of the decisions he's made for the security of the school. 'Not to mention the fact we have a comatose maiden hidden under the school that someone managed to steal half of her power from and is likely after the rest.'

Cinder raised an eyebrow regarding the maiden part but didn't say anything. On another note, she was already well aware of the maiden's location. The other adults within Ozpin's inner circle froze at the careless mentioning of their secrets while everyone else seemed confused by the 'maiden' statement.

"Yeesh, I never thought Professor Goodwitch is capable of…" Yang instantly shut up when she saw the woman in question glaring. "Forget what I said."

"What's this about a comatose maiden and half her power stolen?" Ruby asked innocently.

"Oh, I'm sure it's nothing." Raven growled, making a jab at Ozpin's group.

Glynda turned her glare on the bandit queen. Like daughter and mother.

"It is nothing. My mind sometimes generates nonsensical subjects due to countless amount of stress of having to deal with empowered hormonal teenagers wielding powerful weapons, who can demolish the entire school if it weren't for my supervision."

An awkward silence spread throughout the room.

Jaune coughed, "She makes a good point."

"Thank you, Mr. Arc."

So, caught up in her thoughts on the poor security on the grounds, she was barely able to jump out of the way as an orange and red blur barreled down the hallways at high speeds.

"Sorry Professor Goodwitch!" The unmistakable voice of Nora yelled as the blur vanished around a corner.

Glynda rubbed her forehead, feeling her veins about to pop despite knowing the occurrences is from another reality. She couldn't help it. She valued Beacon for all its flaws and will defend it to the end. She also realized that something like this can occur back in their reality and she'll have to deal with it.

"Nora would like to preemptively apologize in place of her other self." Ren announced in hopes of lessening the 'ready to explode' deputy. "Nora, if you please?"

"I am sorry."

Knowing she was going to regret it, Glynda went into the room the orangette had just vacated to be the kitchen. She was pleasantly surprised to see nothing wrong other than a pair of used bowls and some spilled milk on the counter. Just as the stern blonde was about to move on though, she noticed a puddle forming by the non-perishables room with the door partly ajar.

Everyone leaned away from Glynda.

Walking over to the door, she nudged it open with her riding crop. As soon as her gaze landed on the absolute disaster that lay inside, her eyebrow started twitching rapidly as a vein bulged on her forehead.

"That's it! We are getting those cameras if it's the last thing I do. I am tired of dealing with this s***."

-End Chapter-

Silence.

Even Cinder and Raven tried not to make a slight twitch the moment they felt Glynda slowly turning her head towards Ozpin.

The ancient wizard started sweating profoundly, "Glynda."

"Cameras. School. Yes?"

"Yes. On my life." All of them in fact.

"Good."

Everyone breathed out a sigh of relief, happy that the disaster has been averted.

"I thought this was supposed to be lighthearted." Mercury whispered in fear of being heard by Glynda.

"An unaccounted reaction." The Hosts replied.

Nora bounced up and down, "So, there's more to this story right? Will we see more? Do I get to keep him?"

"You will see more, yes. You serve as Naruto's adoptive mother in this reality."

"That's sweet, but I don't know if the headmaster will allow it."

It was more likely since Glynda would not approve of such a thing happening. Weiss was pretty certain about that. Then again… There's her team leader/partner, Ruby Rose, who is roughly two years younger than her.

Ozpin coughed a bit at that. He would allow it seeing that there's much to learn from the young 'faunus' boy. With Salem making her move, he'll need everything he can to stop her from achieving her goals. Though secretly… He doesn't actually have a plan to stop her. Simply delay the inevitable for the time being.

Raven snorted, "Oh, you'll be surprised. Princess."

Her former team, Team STRQ, got off with a lot of things that would have gotten other teams in deep trouble. Why would Ozpin do this? It's because the scheming headmaster is doing nothing more than fattening the lamb for a sacrifice. He's merely sending them to their deaths. It is this very reason why Raven abandoned her family and returned to her tribe. Her brother blindly followed Ozpin while Tai is… Forget him. It was Team STRQ, now it's Team RWBY and JNPR. The pattern is there.

Nora ignored the remarked from Raven and gave Ren a crushing hug, "Yay! Did you hear that Ren? I'm an adoptive mother!"

"Yes. I heard." Ren struggled a bit before resigning to his fate, "But I am worried about him. Nora isn't exactly a good role model."

"And she did say something about a prank earlier." Jaune put out.

Nora made a pouty face, "Fearless leader. Your eyes must be clouded. I am a wonderful role model."

"Yeeeeeaaaa – No." Yang shook her head.

Before the conversation could go on, the Hosts interrupted their time with an inquiry. "We believe that the Vytal Festival shall soon start, back in your world. Is that correct?"

"In a few weeks or a month, yes." Winter answered, wondering where this is going.

"A tournament setting it is. Perhaps this next viewing may resonate with that."

Those with competitive spirits were interested in that.

"What are we watching?" Ruby was eager to see if there were weapons should the next screening be anything like the Vytal Festival.

"Unfortunately, it will not be as pleasant as one might think. We shall be seeing some of the contestants in the Dark Tournament. Beware, this next viewing may not be for the faint of heart."

Ruby instinctively covered Oscar's eyes, again.

"Dark… Tournament?" Pyrrha looked a bit hesitant, "What is it?"

"You will see."


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