DarkDizzyMerryGoRound: Your right about that but for my story to work the titans have to find out that it's bb laterr

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Chapter 2 — Vegetarian Pizza

Cries of "Stop thief!", "Come back here!" and "Somebody stop him!" were heard from aroundthree streets away and it didn't take long for the titans to spring into action.

He ran. They were catching up to him quickly and he knew that in moments they would be upon him but still he ran.

When the titans caught him Raven levitated him on the spot holding him in place. He was wearing an old pair of jeans and sneakers that were obviously too small for him as well as a pair of old gloves and a jacket with a hood that covered his face. He struggled against the barrier that Raven held him in while saying words that are not fit to be repeated.

"What did you take kid?"

"None of your business"

"We'll just see about that now won't we?" said Robin reaching into the boy's jacket to retrieve the stolen item. After a few seconds he withdrew his hand and in it he was holding an apple.

"Great Robin you have us chasing apple thieves when we have no idea where we are or even when we are. I feel so useful" said Raven sarcastically.

"You idiots your in Jump City!" shouted the boy from where he was still hanging in midair

"Jump City? How can we be home? Everything looks so different"

"Gimme back my apple! I had to work hard to get that!"

"Oh Yeh? What did you do to earn it? In fact why do you even care that we have it after all it's just one measly apple" asked Cyborg

"It's not just one measly apple. It's my meal for the week maybe even the month if I don't do my job so hand it over!"

The titans were shocked. They had no idea this kind of thing was happening right here in their city. What kind of protectors were they if they couldn't even save a small boy from a life of poverty and crime? Upon hearing this, out of mercy Raven slowly lowered the boy to the ground and then let the black aura disappear completely.

"Are you gonna give me back my apple or not?" the boy demanded crossly holding out his hand for the apple.

"I've got a better idea" said Robin "How about we take you for a pizza and you can fill us in on the year and everything else that's going on around here. OK?"

The boy looked suspiciously at each of the titans from under his hood before finally answering.

"Ok. Just one thing."

"What's that?" asked Robin.

"What's a pizza?"


There you have it folks. Four really dumb titans. One kid who has absolutely no idea what a pizza is and one missing villan. I have no idea where i'm going to take this story so any ideas would be appreciated.

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