Disclaimer: I do not own X-men Evolution or G.I.Joe. Red Witch created the unique idea of The Misfits. A.L. came out of my own head.

Low-Light walked into The Misfit manor. Also known as Asylum to Beach Head and a few others.

The usual insanity was occurring.

"Pietro! The hide-a-bed is not for making forts!"

Low-Light blinked and walked into the living room. "What the…"

A soaked Covergirl was waving her finger at a mound of pillows strategically placed on top of a couch. Then Shipwreck's head popped up from behind one.

"SHIPWRECK!"

He scatched his head. "What? The kid wanted to learn tactics." A water balloon flew up and over his head.

"PIETRO!" Lance yelled after it hit him. Then the house started shaking.

"Why do I bother asking?" Low-Light mumbled as he walked back to the front door and out of the house.

As he did, he paused at the sound of maniacal cackling coming from Trinity's room. "Now I really don't want to be here. Is that Arcade?"

Then he started to run as fast as he could away from the insanity.

Roadblock was walking up at that point. "What…"

"Don't ask! Just run for your life!"

Roadblock opened his mouth then stared when one of Trinity's windows blew out. "Why me?" He groaned as he lay flat on his back staring at the fire.


Arcade chuckled some more. Then he turned to Trinity. "Ok, I can understand now why mad scientists laugh? But why the explosion?"

Daria shrugged. "Oh, we just wanted scare Roadblock." Then she pointed at one of the monitors showing the outside. Roadblock was sprawled on the ground staring up.

"Ah. What is he looking at?"

"The fire."

Arcade blinked.

Althea was seen in the background sending a tidal wave toward the house.

"This is going to hurt isn't it?" Arcade asked. Then steel panels closed over the hole in the wall.

"Nah. We waterproofed it."

Arcade shrugged. "Ok. So, is it finished?"

"Don't call me it!" Yelled a mechanical voice.

"I'll take that as a yes."

He and Trinity grinned at each other then at their creation. "Hi. Arcade's your father, and we're your Aunts!"

The computer icon stared at them with a confused look from the big tv screen they'd hooked up. "Why are parts of my algorithm screaming to be rescued… while the others are cackling madly?"

Trinity and Arcade high-fived each other. "Now we have a way to spy on the world. Let's connect him to the internet."

"Microwave?" Arcade asked.

Trinity shrugged. "We created a self-replicating type of energy off of the device G.I.Joe worked on many years ago… but it can only be controlled by A.L."

The new artificial intelligence looked even more confused. "Is that my name?"

"Yes."

"Oh... and the energy will be used by me?"

"Yes. And if you promise not to be evil, we won't use the failsafe." Arcade spoke up.

"What's evil?" A.L. asked.

Trinity and Arcade grinned at each other. "Here. Let us show you."

A.L. blinked as several images of the X-men were shown. "What're they doing?"

"They're picking on your father, sweetie. And that's evil."

"Do I pick on them?"

"Of course. That's revenge."

Arcade groaned. "You know I was just kidding about the parent thing…"

"Oh come off it!" Brittany said. "Think of him as Cerebro's son."

Arcade blinked and grinned. "Cool."

A.L. stared for a second. "Is it normal for eyeballs to do that?"

"Only if we have coffee!"

"Hey Daria. What does this do?" Arcade asked.

"Don't press that yet!" Then Trinity sighed. "Oh well. Your son is grown up already."

"You forgot to teach him how to get on the internet didn't you." Arcade sighed.


Roadblock, Todd, and several other soaked individuals sprawled on the ground.

"Althea…"

"Yes?"

"Next time, please don't help." Roadblock moaned.

"It got the fire out didn't it?"

"OW OW!" Beach Head yelled as Scarlett chased him around. "I swear I didn't mean to land on you!"

"Well I can't kill Althea! She's too young!"

"I bet five on Scarlett!" Fred yelled as she tackled Beach Head and started pounding him.

"I'll settle for ten Aspirin." Roadblock groaned.

Todd stared in the distance at one of the jets. "Guys… Guys!"

Everyone stopped and stared. "Ok. Who decided to go joyriding?" Roadblock asked.

BOOM

"And fire the missiles… oh look, General Hawk's office is taking off. With him in it."

They listened as the screams faded away then returned as the piece of building the office was in slammed back to the ground.

"How did it take off like that anyway?" Roadblock asked.

"With Trinity around, it's anyone's bet." Shipwreck mumbled as he stumbled out of the house. "And we're not betting on when he'll recover. We're not that cruel. When he'll get drunk is another story."

As they spoke, the jet disappeared over the horizon.

Then they all turned and stared as Trinity and Arcade skipped out of the house.

"HI!" They chirped.

Roadblock groaned. "What did you do?"

"It's alive!" Arcade yelled out while cackling. Then he started dancing around madly. "Alive!"

"Oh great." Covergirl groaned. "Trinity rubbed off on him."

Lance stumbled out with a smoldering Pietro hanging onto him. "Actually he was that bad before we met G.I.Joe."

"Now you tell us."


Ace and Wild Bill were flying patrol.

"Ace. Do you copy?"

"What's up Duke?"

Duke stared for a second at the communications array. Then he pressed the button again. "Can't you sound normal for once?"

"Why?"

Duke groaned. "Never mind. Tell me, did you…"

"Hold on Duke. One of our jets just blasted past us."

"That's what I'm trying to tell you."

"What the…" Ace's confused voice came back over the system.

"What is it?" Wild Bill asked.

"Nobody's flying it!" Then Ace blinked as he heard strange thumping sounds coming over the headset. "Duke, are you pounding your head against the console again?"

"No!" Duke snarled. "I'm playing Little Drummer Boy!"

Then Duke blinked as an injured Hawk staggered in singing. "I'm so dizzy…."

Lifeline came in after him and gently led him away.

Duke sighed. "And apparently Hawk is singing the solo."

"AHHHH!"

Duke blinked. "Ace?"

Ace stared in shock at the controls as everything went haywire. "I'll have to get back with you Duke. If I survive."

Then a voice started speaking. "Hi. What does this do?"

"ACE!" Duke yelled as the screams intensified. Then Falcon ran in.

"Duke?"

"What? I'm busy."

"The radar as showing Ace, Wild Bill, and that jet doing all kinds of crazy things."

Meanwhile, two miles away and accelerating, Ace was attempting to throw up in a paper bag as the jet continued to do acrobatics.

Wild Bill just cackled as things went even more haywire.

"Aw. You're no fun. And your friend bores me." The voice spoke again.

Then the ejection seats on Ace's and Wild Bill's planes activated.

As they both floated down, they watched all three vehicles take off for parts unknown.

Duke's voice continued to yell.

Ace pushed a button to talk back. "Put a sock in it!"

Duke blinked. "What…"

"You heard me." Ace groaned. "Now if you'll excuse me. Wild Bill promised to wake me in an hour."

Duke continued to stare as snores came over the speakers.

Later on Logan, Xavier, and Angel were flying toward a meeting in D.C. when they saw three G.I.Joe planes flying toward them.

"Now what?" Logan groaned.

"Ask them." Xavier said.

"Fine." Then Logan pressed a button. "What do you want now!"

All three screamed as the X-jet started doing loop-de-loops while twisting and turning.

"My aunts said I should bug the X-men. Let's go visit the mansion!"

Xavier screamed as they took off, leaving the three G.I.Joe jets to crash into one of Senator Kelly's yachts.

"AH!" Kelly screamed as the boat caught fire around him. Then he tried to leap into the lake only to land on a vacationing biker named Big Charley who was passed out on a bass boat.

He woke up and joined Kelly in a screaming fit as pieces of the yacht started to fall on them.

They both leaned back on the steering column and the boat took off down the lake with them hanging on to each other for dear life as it bounced across a few waves.

(working on chapter two, and my mind has decided this should fit in with "A Firefly Flew In" Though obviously in the past.)